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SXSW 2009: “Bruno” and Kubrick

SXSW 2009: “Bruno” and Kubrick (photo)

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A silence fell over the bus full of journalists that were being ferried from a preview of 20 minutes of Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest comedy, “Bruno,” over to see Sam Raimi’s new horror film “Drag Me to Hell.” The mood was so unexpectedly solemn that one prominent online journalist asked loudly, “Why is it so quiet in here?” to which another replied, “Because we’re all traumatized.” Indeed, what we had witnessed was true to the introduction given by a SXSW/Fantastic Fest staffer who said, “what you’re about to see is rough footage…it’s nasty,” referring to the image quality before adding about the content, “well, not nasty…maybe some of it.” That was an understatement.

If the 20 minutes that were shown in Austin on Sunday were an accurate indicator, “Bruno” may not only best Cohen’s last starring role in “Borat,” but may even be funnier than nearly anything that the comedian did during his HBO series “Da Ali G Show.” Cohen taped a video introduction for three extended scenes from the film, sitting at an editing bay and, almost surprisingly given his desire on “Borat” to stay in character, wore street clothes and spoke in his native British accent. As an audience that included the likes of Morgan Spurlock and New York Times columnist David Carr looked on, Cohen blithely introduced himself as the guy who came up with “Wa Wa We Wah” as a catchphrase and presented Bruno as “a funny old chap.” Though the plot is too unnecessarily complicated to explain here, the gist of Cohen’s latest improvised comedy has his gay German fashion host alter ego losing his job shortly before Fashion Week, which leads to a journey cross-country to Hollywood with the goal of becoming the “biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.”

When Bruno realizes that an adopted baby could give his career a boost, he interviews parents of prospective babies to use in a photo shoot. The first set of clips Cohen presented was a series of horrifying responses by the would-be stage parents to a line of questioning about how far their infant would go to get the job. Bruno peppered the parents with queries such as, “Is your baby comfortable with bees, wasps and hornets?” and “Would your baby be comfortable being dropped from the fourth floor of a building?” (One particularly ambitious mother shook her head, “Probably.”) Bruno’s baby obsession continued into the second round of clips, which Cohen introduced as taking place in “some ghastly shithole called Texas,” to an approving round of applause from the audience. His character Bruno isn’t so lucky when he struts out on stage for the talk show “Today with Richard Bay,” and announces his love for African-American men in front of a largely African-American audience. To make matters worse, Bruno carts out an African-American baby wearing tight brown leather pants and a T-shirt with the word “Gayby” embossed in gold on the front. He taunts the crowd with claims that he swapped an iPod for the baby and he considers babies to be a real “dick magnet,” but what brought down the house were the photos he then revealed, showing off of his African-American child being swarmed by bees in one and at the center of a mock crucifixion in another, looking like sick and twisted Anne Geddes portraits. Still, Cohen saved the best clip for last, a wrestling match shot somewhere in hillbilly country after he makes a transformation into “Straight Dave,” a heterosexual, army fatigue-clad wrestling promoter with the televised wrestling show “Straight Dave’s Man Slamming Maxout.” I wouldn’t want to spoil what happens, but if you’re suspicious of Straight Dave’s sexual orientation, you’re probably right to be and the scene that follows when Straight Dave is called out as a “fag” involves Elton John’s “Can You Feel the Love Tonight,” a wrestling match and spectators wearing shirts with slogans like, “My Asshole’s Just for Shitting.”

03172009_drag-me-to-hell_l.jpgShockingly, it was Sam Raimi’s new horror film that was the tamer part of Universal’s canny double bill at SXSW, though not by much. Billed as a work in progress, “Drag Me to Hell” premiered in front of a crowd with a significant fanboy presence that was riled up by Ain’t It Cool News’ Harry Knowles’ rousing introduction and gave Raimi a standing ovation as soon as he stepped on the Paramount stage. What Raimi gave them in return was a strange bit of slapstick (he pretended to mistake a Four Seasons Hotel citation for excessive noise as his speech to the crowd and held his tie in front of his face and said, “who turned out the lights”) and a frightfest that should please any of his devoted fans. Beginning with an ’80s-style Universal logo, the film actually seems as though it could’ve been made during the 1990s, fitting nicely between “Darkman” and “Army of Darkness” with a wacky sense of humor and literally eye-popping scares. Alison Lohman stars as a bank loan manager who gets cursed by a old lady whose home is about to be foreclosed upon, at which point nearly everything she touches seems to squirt blood, goo or some disgusting mixture thereof. It’s a fun little diversion for both the audience and the director, who probably needed to get something like this out of his system before returning to make “Spider-Man 4.”

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…