You may have heard, but Guns N’ Roses have not only released a track listing, unveiled album artwork, and had a blogger arrested for leaking tracks off their “new” album, but they have also officially posted a release date for their highly-anticipated (but-not-so-much-anymore) Chinese Democracy album, which by the way, will only be available through Best Buy.
(left: Whatever happened to the boy that cried “wolf”?)
For kids not familiar with Guns ‘N Roses, let me give you the quick breakdown:
At the dawn of the 90’s they were the biggest rock band on the planet. They imploded soon after, and the world has been waiting for the release of this Chinese Democracy album for years and years. It’s also been common practice for music magazines and online blogs to post fake Chinese Democracy album reviews every April Fool’s Day.
Many people, just like the ones who claim that they see the image of Jesus on a piece of French toast, say that the album is really going to be released on November 25 of this year. If that indeed does happen, I promise to dedicate a whole day of blogs to Guns N’ Roses. Damn I’ll even draw a special picture of Axl Rose to commemorate the occasion. Stay tuned…