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MIXTAPE: Halloween

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Like I like to do for most holidays, I’ve created a Halloween mix for you today. Feel free to gather up the following songs, throw ’em on a CD, iPod, Zune, computer hard drive, or whatever you listen to music on these days, put your music listening device next to the jack o’ lantern, and crank the volume as you handout candy to all the neighborhood trick-or-treaters.

Note: You’ll notice that “Monster Mash” and “Thriller” did not make the list. If I have to see one more group of young teenagers break into a choreographed Michael Jackson dance routine, I’m gonna–

1. “Night Of The Living Baseheads,” Public Enemy
Get it–a play on Night Of The Living Dead? This is a fun one, cause Chuck D says “BASS!” about a hundred times during the song. Even if you’ve never heard it before, you’ll be singing “BASS!” by the end.

2. “Chocolate,” Snow Patrol

3. “Dead Leaves and The Dirty Ground,” The White Stripes
I should get extra points for this one, since both the song and band conjure images of autumn and Halloween. When you find a starlight mint in your goodie bag, who’s the first band you think of?

4. “Sweet Sweet,” Smashing Pumpkins
I’ll take extra points for this selection as well, although, sometimes the smashing of pumpkins doesn’t happen until after midnight, which technically is no longer Halloween.

5. “Iron Man,” Black Sabbath
C’mon, if it wasn’t for Sabbath, there wouldn’t be a slew of Halloween-inspired metal bands. That, and I’m guessing there will be a good amount of youngsters dressed up like Iron Man this year.

6. “The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance,” Vampire Weekend
What is a vampire’s favorite weekend? Probably one that begins with Halloween.

7. “The New Style,” Beastie Boys
Not only is today Adrock’s birthday, but he also shouts out October 31st on this track. If you want to be a little more mischievous, you can also include with The Beasties Boys’ “Egg Raid On Mojo” on this mix (the greatest song ever about pelting a person with eggs).

8. “88,” Cool Kids
If the Cool Kids could bring ’88 back, like this song suggests, I’d be 13 years old and it would be totally acceptable (and not creepy) for me to go out trick-or-treating tonight.

9. “The Joker,” The Steve Miller Band
Like The Office so brilliantly pointed out last night, I’m sure there’s going to be a lot of people dressed up like The Joker this year. Why so serious!?

10. “Candy Shop,” Madonna
Why go door-to-door all night long when Madonna promises to be your “one stop candy shop”?

11. “I Will Follow You Into The Dark,” Death Cab For Cutie
Though the song title and band name suggest darkness and death, this is actually a pretty sweet tune to end my Halloween mix.

Have a happy and safe Halloween!

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

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Wedding Planners

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Disaster Hut

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Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at

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Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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