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The empire in decline.

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Jon Stewart may have designated this year’s Oscar ceremony the post-strike “make-up sex,” but it was more like a wistful catch-up drink with your ex in which you’re both so busy bringing up the old times that neither of you actually manages to get around to finding out how the other is doing in the present. From the opening montage of action movie moments and superstars to the never-ending bombardment of montages of past presenters, past acceptance speeches, past musical numbers (including an apparently nostalgic wink at the infamous 1989 Rob Lowe/Snow White debacle), past winning films and everything short of a montage of best death montage milestone, this year’s backward-glancing awards were more concerned with the way we were than the way we are. Case in point: After giving the much-deserved win for Original Song to “Once,” a real heartwrencher of a competition with the number from the scrappy $100,000 movie pulling out in front of three entries from 18-time nominee Alan Menken, the PTB cut the latter half of the singer/songwriter team, Markéta Irglová, off before she could say a word in favor of more taped reminiscences from more famous former winners who were presumably given the chance to get in at least a few sentences before getting played off the stage. Host Stewart had to retrieve Irglová after the commercial break to give her a moment to deliver her impassioned thank you speech.

It’s not such a surprise that the Oscars have become a misty remembrance of times past — 2007 was a year of great movies that audiences mostly passed up in favor of threequels that, “Bourne Ultimatum” aside, no one could laud. Marion Cotillard may have done a hell of an Edith Piaf impersonation in “La Vie en Rose,” but you could feel the award show producers all but drumming their nails when she won — if the film’s $10 million box office take, pretty good for an indie French film, were any indication, most of the viewing audience had no idea who she was. “Oh, for the days of ‘Hello, gorgeous!'” you could hear them sighing as they cut, again, to tape. “What the fuck will happen to the ratings?”

For me, the strangest part of the whole ceremony was finding myself, for the first time in memory, in total agreement with the Academy — “No Country for Old Men” was the best motion picture of the year and a brilliant encapsulation of our national mindset. But that’s not what the Oscars are all about, right? Or if it is, and this inexorable creep toward Indiewood and the international continues, then maybe it’s about time the Academy embrace that, rather than stiltedly ignoring the fact in favor of how things used to be.

Bits and pieces worth remembering:

Josh Brolin apologizing to Jack Nicholson for the poor quality of his Nicholson impression.

Stewart suggesting that rather than canceling their Oscar party out of respect for the writers, Vanity Fair could actually invite some next time.

Javier Bardem taking a bow after his acceptance speech — everyone should make their exits so gallantly.

That photo of “Roderick Jaynes.”

A glowing Daniel Day-Lewis thanking the Academy “for whacking me with the handsomest bludgeon in town.”

Tilda Swinton! She seemed as surprised as anyone to win, but if you didn’t prepare a speech, dedicating much of your time to making fun of George Clooney is an excellent way to cover. To relive: “George Clooney, you know, the seriousness and the dedication to your art, seeing you climb into that rubber bat suit from ‘Batman & Robin,’ the one with the nipples, every morning under your costume, on the set, off the set, hanging upside-down at lunch, you rock, man.” Seriously.

[Photo: Ethan Coen: “Thank you very much” — Darren Decker / ©A.M.P.A.S.]

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.


Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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Artfully Off

Celebrity All-Star by Sisters Weekend is available now on IFC's Comedy Crib.

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Sisters Weekend isn’t like other comedy groups. It’s filmmaking collaboration between besties Angelo Balassone, Michael Fails and Kat Tadesco, self-described lace-front addicts with great legs who write, direct, design and produce video sketches and cinematic shorts that are so surreally hilarious that they defy categorization. One such short film, Celebrity All-Star, is the newest addition to IFC’s Comedy Crib. Here’s what they had to say about it in a very personal email interview…


IFC: How would you describe Celebrity All-Star to a fancy network executive you just met in an elevator?

Celebrity All-Star is a short film about an overworked reality TV coordinator struggling to save her one night off after the cast of C-List celebrities she wrangles gets locked out of their hotel rooms.

IFC: How would you describe Celebrity All-Star to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Sisters Weekend: It’s this short we made for IFC where a talent coordinator named Karen babysits a bunch of weird c-list celebs who are stuck in a hotel bar. It’s everyone you hate from reality TV under one roof – and that roof leaks because it’s a 2-star hotel. There’s a magician, sexy cowboys, and a guy wearing a belt that sucks up his farts.


IFC: What was the genesis of Celebrity All-Star?

Celebrity All-Star was born from our love of embarrassing celebrities. We love a good c-lister in need of a paycheck! We were really interested in the canned politeness people give off when forced to mingle with strangers. The backstory we created is that the cast of this reality show called “Celebrity All-Star” is in the middle of a mandatory round of “get to know each other” drinks in the hotel bar when the room keys stop working. Shows like Celebrity Ghost Hunters and of course The Surreal Life were of inspo, but we thought it
was funny to keep it really vague what kind of show they’re on, and just focus on everyone’s diva antics after the cameras stop rolling.

IFC: Every celebrity in Celebrity All-Star seems familiar. What real-life pop personalities did you look to for inspiration?

Sisters Weekend: Anyone who is trying to plug their branded merch that no one asked for. We love low-rent celebrity. We did, however, directly reference Kylie Jenner’s turd-raison lip color for our fictional teen celebutante Gibby Kyle (played by Mary Houlihan).


IFC: Celebrity seems disgusting yet desirable. What’s your POV? Do you crave it, hate it, or both?

Sisters Weekend: A lot of people chase fame. If you’re practical, you’ll likely switch to chasing success and if you’re smart, you’ll hopefully switch to chasing happiness. But also, “We need money. We need hits. Hits bring money, money bring power, power bring fame, fame change the game,” Young Thug.


IFC: Who are your comedy idols?

Sisters Weekend: Mike grew up renting “Monty Python” tapes from the library and staying up late to watch 2000’s SNL, Kat was super into Andy Kaufman and “Kids In The Hall” in high school, and Angelo was heavily influenced by “Strangers With Candy” and Anna Faris in the Scary Movie franchise, so, our comedy heroes mesh from all over. But, also we idolize a lot of the people we work with in NY-  Lorelei Ramirez, Erin Markey, Mary Houlihan, who are all in the film, Amy Zimmer, Ana Fabrega, Patti Harrison, Sam Taggart. Geniuses! All of Em!

IFC: What’s your favorite moment from the film?

Sisters Weekend: I mean…seeing Mary Houlihan scream at an insane Pomeranian on an iPad is pretty great.

See Sisters Weekend right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib

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