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A Kinder, Gentler Sexual Fetish

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In “Lars and the Real Girl,” Ryan Gosling plays the reclusive young man of the title who suddenly finds a fulfilling romance… with a sex doll he ordered online. But anyone on the hunt for something salacious might as well stay home — Lars doesn’t use “Bianca” for the anatomically correct purpose for which she was created, but instead treats her as a genuine (mobility-challenged) companion, bringing her to dinner at his brother’s, taking her with him to church and inventing a whole back story for her while the town gamely plays along.

This isn’t the first time a film has spun an outrageous fetish-based premise into something softer and soulful — in fact, the kinder, gentler tale of unconventional sexuality has become a trend, particularly in indie film. Is the treatment of such topics like a fairy tale a way of normalizing them or just sanitizing them for wider, titillated consumption? Here are a few notable entries in the field:

Boxing Helena (1993)

Leanings: Acrotomophilia

Generally considered an abysmal howler of a motion picture, this film from Jennifer Lynch (daughter of David) stars Julian Sands as Nick, a surgeon obsessed with a woman named, yes, Helena (Sherilyn Fenn) who scorns his attentions until she’s conveniently hit by a car outside of his house. A few emergency and then non-emergency amputations later, Helena’s a foul-mouthed torso with nothing better to do than dig into Nick’s sad psyche and eventually fall in love with him. What’s meant to be a gauzy exploration of love at its darkest is mostly just extremely silly, even before the “it was all a dream” capper.

10082007_fetish2.jpgKissed (1996)

Leanings: Necrophilia

Lynne Stopkewich’s first film caused a minor furor when in premiered at the Toronto Film Festival — which is as you’d expect, given that it follows Sandra (Molly Parker) from a death-obsessed girlhood to a life as a full-blown practicing necrophiliac/embalmer. The film isn’t squeamish about Sandra’s sexual preferences, but it is insistent on painting her acts as ones of spirituality, flooding a shot of her, erm, communing with a corpse with white light as she compares what she’s doing to “looking into the sun and going blind.”

Secretary (2002)

Leanings: S&M

Director Steven Shainberg and screenwriter Erin Cressida Wilson transformed Mary Gaitskill’s dark little short story into an improbably sweet film about sadomasochism. Lee Holloway (Maggie Gyllenhaal) is a damaged girl with a self-mutilation tendency who finds in her new boss (James Spader) unexpected salvation when he bends her over his desk and spanks her for making a few typing mistakes. The film keeps its exploration of S&M practices on the tame side, being more a film about an unconventional romance than an underground lifestyle, but, as one character observes in support, “Who’s to say that love needs to be soft and gentle?”

10082007_fetish4.jpgTalk To Her (2002)

Leanings: Macrophilia

The lives of the two men in Pedro Almodóvar’s “Talk To Her” are subsumed by those of the women they love, who burned brighter while conscious and who, even in comas, seem to loom larger than their caregivers. It’s appropriate, then, that in “Talk To Her”‘s movie within a movie “The Shrinking Lover,” that dynamic is literally realized in the form of a scientist who takes a potion that shrinks him to Tom Thumb proportions. Wandering the landscape of his sleeping lover’s body, he ultimately (and Freudianly) crawls inside her and vanishes, an act of love and sacrifice that, in the film, is followed by a far more disturbing real life echo.

Zoo (2007)

Leanings: Zoophilia

Any documentary that focuses on a man who died from a ruptured colon after having sex with a horse is going to have an inherent rubberneck factor. Director Robinson Devor is clearly intent on subverting all those who’d wish to gawk, perhaps to his film’s detriment — “Zoo” is a lyrical, beautifully shot meditation on love and connection that mostly manages to avoid the man-on-horse sex that it is, in theory, about. Good taste and humanism all have their place, but it’s hard to imagine that even those involved in the bestiality community that investigations later broke up would be so prudish.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…