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NYFF: “The Romance of Astreé and Céladon.”

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The 87-year-old Eric Rohmer has turned back to period films in his late career — 2000’s digitally assisted "The Lady and the Duke" is set in the French Revolution, 2004’s "Triple Agent" around Paris in the political escalations of the 1930s. "The Romance of Astreé and Céladon," which is allegedly Rohmer’s last, is located in what must by the most potentially silly era for a film outside of the prehistoric setting of "Quest for Fire": fifth-century Gaul, where shepherds, shepherdesses, druids and nymphs frolic through bucolic pastures, falling in and out of love, talking about love, attempting suicide over love and dressing up in drag on behalf of love. An adaptation of Honoré d’Urfé’s 17th century novel, "The Romance of Astreé and Céladon" is by no means meant to be grimily realistic, but it is unfortunately reminiscent of watching a high school drama club bedeck themselves in flowers and cunning little outfits made from old sheets and head out to the park to rehearse "A Midsummer Night’s Dream." Céladon (Andy Gillet) is an extremely good-looking shepherd and Astrée (Stéphanie de Crayencour) is his almost-as-pretty shepherdess sweetheart. She doubts his love after a misunderstanding; he immediately attempts to drown himself in the river. She realizes the error of his ways and mourns him, but he’s not actually dead, just being held captive by amorous nymphs. Céladon escapes, but refuses to tell Astrée he’s alive because the last time he saw her, she ordered him from her sight, and he reasons that such is his love that he would never disobey a command. Further hijinks ensue, as do lengthy discussions on love and fidelity, some involving the cheerfully faithless Hylas, played by Rodolphe Pauly, who may have the most irritating on-screen presence of any actor we’ve ever come across. The fixation on romance and the talkiness of the film are in line with Rohmer’s past work (as is the discussion that somehow makes 400s druid mythology into Catholicism), but the stylizedly trivial nature and frankly clumsy filmmaking (background sounds overwhelm, and in one scene an actress is obviously trying to ward off the over-enthusiastic hand gestures of another) make this film one that will prove watchable only to stalwart Rohmer completists.

"The Romance of Astreé and Céladon" screens September 29 at 10am and September 30 at 9:15pm at Frederick P. Rose Hall. It currently has no US distribution.

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Final Countdown

The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…