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Women and men.

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"...its leering depiction of a leather-clad fembot..."Kevin Maher at the London Times kicks off an article on the "genre of Hollywood movies that speak of post-feminist kick-ass action
heroines while offering an overtly sexualised view of women that’s
utterly rooted in the darkest chambers of male desire" with a dig at Joss Whedon‘s "Serenity," which we feel is a particularly poor choice of titles to beat up on, particularly as it seems Maher has yet to see the film.

Yes, Whedon was a Women’s Studies major at college. Yes, the entire arts staff of Salon was on suicide watch for, like, months after "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" was canceled. No, we’re not quite sold yet on holding him up as the new champion for female empowerment in disposable entertainment. But "Serenity" (which is great, great, great, by the way), "Firefly" and "Buffy" did manage to present what were certainly the most interesting and developed female characters in a decidedly non-female-skewing genre. Whedon’s managed to make comic book movies/series that appeal at least as well to women as to men — how rare is that?

Anyway, among many things, we’re particularly up in arms about this:

In other words, although these allegedly strong chicks, according to Whedon, may look "attractive" and "cool," when is the last time that Vin Diesel had to wear a pair of mercilessly photographed and cruelly revealing tight black PVC Speedos before he could snap the neck of an enemy agent? Ditto for The Rock and Jet Li? And why can’t the action heroine kick ass in a baggy jumper or pair of dungarees?

We’ll not kick poor Vin when he’s down, career-wise, but we don’t see how he, ever wife-beatered-out and improbably bulging with muscle, was any less fetishized at his peak than your average recent action movie heroine. And while we’d be hard put to disagree that, of late, "strong female action hero" pretty much equals pseudo-dominatrix, why is being dungaree-clad more empowering? We don’t want some damn heroine who looks like crap. We have to get up and dress for work like everyone else, why shouldn’t she? We want her to look cool, and to have a bitchin’ outfit (and who cares how impractical it is? We’re talking about escapism here, right?).  Hollywood hasn’t figured out what women want, action movie heroine-wise yet. But we’d say they’re getting closer. Sloooowly.

Meanwhile, on the track of a few iconic men’s roles, Nicole Lampert at This is London swears up and down that Daniel Craig is the new James Bond (traditionally clad in a less than action-ready tux, but no one’s get an issue with that, apparently), which we’ll believe when we see his face plastered on a poster at the multiplex and no sooner. Stephen Hunter at the Washington Post waxes melancholic and Freudian over John Wayne in "Hondo," recently restored and re-released on DVD.

Hondo was John Wayne, mythic even then, and for many of us the image he portrayed in "Hondo" that year was an image no man could live up to. He was tall and strong, encased in buckskin, his wise eyes hooded by the broad brim of his hat, looking to and possibly beyond the horizon. He was fair and calm. He was tough but not mean. He had temper but not rage, only decency under the muscle. He had a poetic streak and an emotional one; he knew what love was, just as he knew the drop of a .38- 40 from a Winchester carbine at 100 yards and how to knife-fight and fish and swim. He could ride or shoot or fight as well as any man alive, but he didn’t seem to brag on it. He killed Indians but he loved Indians; he killed white men but they were low-down skunks. He protected. He made things safe and let you grow. Otherwise he believed in letting alone, doing his duty and setting an example. He didn’t order you to be like him, he made you want to be like him.

In an older piece at the Guardian, John Patterson wonders what Wayne would have made of the remakes of his old Westerns, particularly "Four Brothers."

And while the Independent‘s Paul Vallely looks over the cinematic history of a just as iconic, if far less flattering, father figure, "Oliver Twist"’s Fagin, Sean Macaulay at the London Times interviews Ben Kingsley, the latest to don the raggedy robes and attempt to humanize a tragic Jewish stereotype.

+ A hard woman is good to find (London Times)
+ It’s James Blond (This is London)
+ Who’s Our Daddy? For A Generation, It’s ‘Hondo’ (Washington Post)
+ Wayne’s lost world (Guardian)
+ Dickens’ greatest villain: The faces of Fagin (Independent)
+ Ben Kingsley (London Times)

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Final Countdown

The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…