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NYAFF 2005: Three…Extremes.

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Takashi Miike's "The Box"The ostensible sequel to earlier multi-director Asian horror anthology "Three," "Three…Extremes" is another trinity of shorts from three different directors: Fruit Chan of Hong Kong’s "Dumplings," Park Chan-wook of Korea’s "Cut," and Takashi Miike of Japan’s "The Box." Presumably more edgy than the original "Three," "Three…Extremes" has garnered considerably more international attention than the first film due to the fact that this set of directors are particularly hot shit right now.

Sharing nothing thematically to string them together, the films are a mixed bag best taken in pieces. "Dumplings," from the least well known director of the bunch, is also by far the best, a gleefully disturbing and occasionally poignant combination of the macabre and the mundane. Miriam Yeung stars as a former actress whose inability to accept the fact that she’s aging leads her to track down a woman (Bai Ling) known for making dumplings with remarkable rejuvenating qualities. The growing dread as we figure out, along with Yeung’s character, what exactly goes into the dumplings is truly Cronenberg-worthy. Ling is particularly good as a cheerful, rough-mannered mainlander who approaches her gruesome craft with the unaffected callousness of someone raised slaughtering animals on a farm.

"Dumplings" is beautifully photographed by Christopher Doyle, and, except for one memorable shot at the end, eschews shocks in favor of pacing and the occasional gross-out moment. The sound design is also notable — eating noises have never been quite so horrific. There’s a feature-length version of "Dumplings" floating around without US distribution that we’re planning to look up after this.

Park Chan-wook, whose Cannes Jury-prizewinner "Oldboy" earned him the adoration of hip audiences everywhere, directed the second story, "Cut," a campy, sometimes funny attempt at Grand Guignol. "A Bittersweet Life" star Lee Byung-hun plays a director who comes home after a long day on set, only to be kidnapped, along with his wife, by a disgruntled extra, who, angry at various broad injustices in life, strings the director’s wife up with piano wire and threatens to chop her fingers off, one at a time, until the director strangles the random young girl the extra grabbed off the street.

Park is fond of flashy, David Fincheresque camerawork that suited "Oldboy" but here is just distracting. His meta-ish jokes aren’t particularly clever, and the tonal shifts from drama to black comedy to whatever else are jarring enough that we never get a sense of the characters or understand them on any level deeper than sharing their desire for the event to end (Kang Hye-jeong, who played Mi-do in "Oldboy," is particularly shrill as the wife). The setting is fabulous, however, a set that looks like it was designed by a gothy twelve-year-old girl, with a black and white tiled floor, velvet furniture, and Kang strung up like a human-sized Victorian marionette at the grand piano.

Like many of Takashi Miike‘s films, the final story, "The Box," appears to have been conceived on the basis of one or two striking images, and the rest of it thrown in as filler to get us there. Kyoko Hasegawa plays Kyoko, a novelist haunted (literally) by her past in the form of her dead twin sister. As young girls, they were contortionists/dancers as part of their father’s act, which appears to be some ghastly combination of Cirque du Soleil and "Carnivàle." Dark, richly colored flashbacks alternate with snowy, sparse shots of the present day, as Kyoko flutters around in the snow acting fragile, and finally reveals the secrets of her past.

Though rather lovely, "The Box" is structured around a dream/not dream structure that renders the storyline utterly incomprehensible. There’s a standard droopy-haired girl ghost, a frighteningly realistic doll, a character standing out in precipitation wearing mime make-up a la "Abre Los Ojos," reoccurring imagery of being buried alive, and some incest thrown in for what’s ultimately an empty exercise in style.

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…