Educated at Clownbridge University, it was while studying for his first class degree in Plankology that James "Jimmy" Bondo was recruited to become a custard spy by the Clown Secret Service. He rose quickly through the ranks, then fell down again, rising again, falling again... finding himself in the wrong department and getting locked in a cupboard for a while, before finally being recognized as the world's second most famous member of the Secret Services after Andy MacNab.