Whisker Wars

Riverboat captain Miletus takes a lot of ribbing from his Austin Facial Hair Club teammates for his style of beard: The Donegal (aka The Alaskan Whaler) which is not currently recognized with its own category. This leaves Miletus to compete in the less prestigious Partial Beard category in all Beard Team USA organized events, often positioning him as the lowest man in the Austin Facial Hair Club's pecking order. The heightened flurry of team related activities has put some strain between Miletus and his boss, the owner of the river boat he captains. Despite these challenges, Miletus comes into his own as the organizational brain of the Austin Facial Hair Club's fundraising endeavors. Before Norway, Miletus has an opportunity to travel to Alaska and partake in the only US competition that recognizes his style of beard. If victorious in Alaska, Miletus will finally earn himself a place amongst the nation's best beardsmen heading into the final showdown in Norway.