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6 Films That Inspired Eric Jonrosh’s The Spoils Before Dying

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On July 8th, IFC premieres The Spoils Before Dying, the “film-itization” of author/filmmaker Eric Jonrosh’s lost masterpiece of sex, murder and jazz. We all know what inspires Mr. Jonrosh (wine mostly), but what about his co-creator, writer Andrew Steele?

Mr. Steele, who co-wrote The Spoils Before Dying with Matt Piedmont, offers some insight below on the films that inspired The Spoils Before Dying’s smoky, 1960s-era jazz vibe. Read on and catch the epic three-night event starting Wed, July 8th at 9p.

1. Jazz on a Summer’s Day

This breezy documentary is set at the 1958 Newport Jazz Festival. Hepcats who dig the greasy, funky sounds in The Spoils Before Dying will tap their toes to rare performances from Thelonious Monk, Chuck Berry, Dinah Washington and more. Los Angeles residents can catch Jazz on a Summer’s Day — and get a special preview of The Spoils Before Dying — while also dining on some tasty barbecue on July 4th at Cinefamily. Eric Jonrosh would approve (of the barbecue).

Andrew Steele says: “Beautiful music, graphics, simply shot — Kristen [Wiig’s character in Spoils Before Dying] as Anita Oday-ish character.”


2. Band of Outsiders (Bande à Part)

Jean-Luc Godard’s French New Wave classic basically introduced the concept of the hipster crime film. Quentin Tarantino fans know that the film’s dance sequence (see above) inspired the Pulp Fiction dance-off, while the French title gave the filmmaker the name for his production company A Band Apart.

Andrew Steele says: “Rule breaking cinematic fun…”


3. Too Late Blues

Bobby “Beyond the Sea” Darin and Stella Stevens starred in this John Cassavetes film about “the night people.” (No, not vampires.) As Cassavetes says, they are “the drifters and dreamers” who haunt hot jazz clubs. And just like in Eric Jonrosh’s novel, there’s “too much sex and not enough love…they live in a world of too late blues.”

Andrew Steele says: “Great underrated jazz film. With [a] multiracial cast.”


4. The Big Sleep

Howard Hawks’ iconic film noir is renowned for its complicated plot that makes Ulysses look like a Lockhorns comic strip. You can thank this Humphrey Bogart classic for The Spoils Before Dying‘s many shocking twists and turns.

Andrew Steele says: “Unexplainable plot. Impossible really.”


5. Pull My Daisy

Adapted from Jack Kerouac’s Beat Generation, this short film is one of the defining moments of the Beat era.

Andrew Steele says: “People making something artistic with no money, too many stimulants and a little silly.”


6. Touch of Evil

Orson Welles’ classic crime thriller is best remembered for its three-minute long opening tracking shot and its twisty South of the Border-set plot.

Andrew Steele says: “Just the camera angles alone are enough but add Mexico, rock and roll, Marlene Dietrich and Welles and you have a near perfect movie.”

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Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

James Franco

The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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Breaking News

From Canada With Love

Baroness von Sketch Show comes to IFC.

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Breaking news that (finally) isn’t apocalyptic!

IFC announced today that it acquired acclaimed Canadian comedy series Baroness von Sketch Show, slated to make its US of A premiere this summer. And yes, it’s important to note that it’s a Canadian sketch comedy series, because Canada is currently a shining beacon of civilization in the western hemisphere, and Baroness von Sketch Show reflects that light in every way possible.

The series is fronted entirely by women, which isn’t unusual in the sketch comedy world but is quite rare in the televised sketch comedy world. Punchy, smart, and provocative, each episode of Baroness von Sketch Show touches upon outrageous-yet-relatable real world subjects in ways both unexpected and deeply satisfying: soccer moms, awkward office birthday parties, being over 40 in a gym locker room…dry shampoo…

Indiewire called it “The Best Comedy You’ve Never Seen” and The National Post said that it’s “the funniest thing on Canadian television since Kids In The Hall.” And that’s saying a lot, because Canadians are goddamn hilarious.

Get a good taste of BVSS in the following sketch, which envisions a future Global Summit run entirely by women. It’s a future we’re personally ready for.

Baroness Von Sketch Show premieres later this summer on IFC.

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