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10 TV Episodes Banned From Reruns

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The phrase “too hot for TV” has multiple meanings, but sometimes networks don’t realize it until the show has aired. Before catching Eric Jonrosh’s once-banned masterpiece The Spoils Before Dying on IFC (starting July 8 at 9p), let’s explore the world of TV episodes that snuck through, only to be pulled from reruns.

10. Hawaii Five-O – Bored, She Hung Herself

1968 tropical police procedural Hawaii Five-O ran for twelve seasons, which is pretty astonishing to think about. During the show’s second season, they aired “Bored, She Hung Herself,” which involves a woman dying by a “yoga technique” that resembled autoerotic asphyxiation. After it was aired, CBS never showed it again or put it on the show’s DVD box sets.
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9. Gargoyles – Deadly Force

Animation fans have a soft spot for Disney’s ‘90s Gargoyles cartoon, which often tackled surprisingly mature themes. “Deadly Force,” which depicted a kid accidentally shooting someone, was a little too dark and only aired once.


8. Beavis & Butt-Head – Comedians

MTV’s Beavis & Butt-Head skirted the edge of acceptability on multiple occasions, but the episode “Comedians” where the moronic duo burn down a comedy club inspired an Ohio kid to set fire to his family’s trailer. The network pulled the episode from the line-up for good.


7. Seinfeld – The Puerto Rican Day

Often shows get pulled from reruns after viewers freak out, as was the case with ninth-season Seinfeld episode “The Puerto Rican Day.” New Yorkers know the chaos that descends on the city every June, but George Costanza pointing it out and Kramer burning a Puerto Rican flag really pissed people off.


6. Cow & Chicken – Buffalo Gals

Cow & Chicken was a B-lister on the early Cartoon Network lineup, but they got in deep doo-doo with this episode that involved an overtly lesbian motorcycle gang breaking into houses and “munching on carpet.”


5. You Can’t Do That On Television – Adoption

You Can’t Do That On Television wasn’t known for being particularly over-the-top, but this 1987 episode featured a character trying to send his adopted son back to the orphanage, causing a major uproar and having it pulled after two airings.


4. Tiny Toon Adventures – One Beer

It’s insane to think that Warner Brothers thought they could get “One Beer” on the air, but this Tiny Toon Adventures episode (where the kid protagonists get sloshed, drive off a cliff and die) actually screened once before being pulled from U.S. syndication.


3. The Twilight Zone – The Encounter

The original The Twilight Zone touched on some sensitive subjects, but the racially-charged 1964 ghost story “The Encounter” (starring a young George Takei) was too much for viewers to handle so it was never repeated. You can get it on DVD or on Hulu, if you’re so inclined.
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2. Pokemon – Electric Soldier Porygon

Most of these shows got banned for being in poor taste, but the 1997 Pokemon episode “Electric Soldier Porygon” was actually dangerous. A pattern of flashing lights accompanying the titular creature triggered epileptic seizures in 600 Japanese viewers. It was never aired again.
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1. South Park – 200/201

Of course South Park would hit the top spot on this list. The two-part epic that encompassed the show’s 200th and 201st episodes folded in Islam, Scientology and global outrage by depicting the Prophet Muhammad. The network censored the show and has refused to release it since.

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SAG Life

Rappers Act Up

Watch the Yo! IFC Acts Movie Marathon Memorial Day Weekend.

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Memorial Day weekend: how to celebrate? Nothing quite says “screw spring—let’s do summer” like blockbuster movies starring rappers who ditched lucrative music careers in order to become actors. It happened a lot, remember? Especially in and around the ’90s. Will Smith, Eminem, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Marky Mark Wahlberg, Ludacris…icons with the hubris to try the silver screen instead and have it totally work out.

But what if more rappers had made the leap? That’s a rhetorical question—movies (and life) would’ve been better, obviously. To prove it, here are some movies that would’ve been more memorable with rappers.

The Godfather

Starring Biggie, not Brando.
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Only Coolio could improve upon Gene Wilder’s performance.
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Billy Elliot

Billy Elliot, with a dose of Missy Elliott.
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Low hanging fruit, Hollywood.
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And of course…

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See NONE of those movies and a whole bunch of real ones this Memorial Day weekend on IFC’s rapper-filled movie marathon.

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Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

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The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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