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7 New Year’s Resolution Tips from That ’70s Show

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The new year is a time of self-reflection and self-improvement. Who better to offer advice than the gang from That ’70s Show? They were literally defined by the years they lived and obliterated by the peal of the bells on December 31st, 1979. If anyone respects the power of the New Year, it’s them.

We’ve gone over their goals from the series to see how Eric, Kelso, Donna and the rest can help you make better New Year’s Resolutions. We hope they help you to have a prosperous and mellow 2016.

1. Make every day special.

Kelso restaurant

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Kelso’s advice is to follow your dreams and do awesome things. True, he never opened a restaurant. In fact most people wouldn’t even trust him with a candy bar wrapper. But his goal made him happy, sounded awesome, and was enough to get him through another day. And isn’t that what we all want from our resolutions?


2. Go out and meet new people.

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Not every goal needs to be good for the world. This one is all about Jackie, just like most things involving Jackie. It plays to her strengths, it’ll make her feel better, and it’s a definite plan of action to combat any kind of bad mood. She’d be a self-help superstar if she could even pretend to care about anyone else.


3. Love the one you’re with.

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Red reduces the thorny issue of unpaid emotional labor down to its purest core, then kicks its ass. It’s also maybe the most important advice you’ll ever get. Look after those you love first and don’t even pretend to compromise. Anything else is a waste of time.


4. Don’t be afraid to ask for help.

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“If I’m gonna shake this Donna thing, I am gonna need some serious discipline. Please ground me.” It’s okay to ask for help when you need it. Asking Red, though, might be a mistake. Though this may be the happiest Eric has ever made Red. Punishment is one thing Red always resolves to be better at.


5. Know thyself above all else.

Hot Donna

This was more of a work requirement than a resolution, as Donna had been given her own show on local radio. But deciding to call yourself “Hot Donna” is a self-confident, self-improving, self-affirming attitude in any event. Give yourself a powerfully positive name and use it!


6. Own your personal style.

hyde

We’ll be honest: Hyde’s resolution to wear Zeppelin T-shirts isn’t going to set the world on fire. But it’s classic Hyde: a determined application of all his intelligence to the tiny little things that make him happy. Instead of the vast projects we’re told we should hope for, but never achieve, Hyde advises doing the little things that make you happy every day.


7. Just get out there and be awesome.

fez do it

Fez’s resolution was sincere, joyous, 100% heartfelt and 100% all-the-rest-of-the-body-felt as well. He finally achieved his life’s ambition to “do it” with his girlfriend Nina. Even without the specifically sexual factor, this is great advice for any new year. You are going to do it. You’re going to set a goal, work towards it, be positive, and have fun!

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Inauguration Alternative

Bill Murray On Repeat

It's a movie "Murray-thon" all-day Friday on IFC.

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Democrats, Republicans and Millennials agree: 2017 is shaping up to be a spectacle — a spectacle that really kicks into high gear this Friday with the presidential inauguration. Not only will the new POTUS swear in, but all the Country’s highest offices will be filled. It’s a daunting prospect, and to feel a little anxious about it is only normal. But if your anxiety is snowballing into panic, we have a solution:
Bill Murray.

He’s the human embodiment of a mental “Happy Place”, and there’s really no problem he can’t solve. So, with that in mind, how about we all set aside reality for a moment and let Bill take the pain away by imagining a top-shelf White House cabinet filled exclusively by his signature characters. Here are a few hypothetical appointments for your consideration…

Secretary of Defense:
Bill Murray from Stripes

His incompetence is balanced by charm, and dumb luck is inexplicably on his side. America could do worse.

Secretary of State:
Bill Murray from Lost In Translation

A seasoned globetrotter steeped in regional traditions who has the respect of the whole wide world. And he kills Costello in karaoke, which is very important.

Press Secretary:
Bill Murray from Ghostbusters

“Cats and dogs, living together. Mass hysteria.” Dude knows how to brief a room.

Secretary of Health and Human Services:
Bill Murray from What About Bob.

A doctor-approved people person who knows that progress is measured in baby steps.

Secretary of Energy:
Bill Murray from Groundhog Day

Let’s be honest, this world is going to need a lot of do-overs.

Feeling better? Hold on to that bliss. And enjoy a healthy alternative to the inauguration brouhaha with multiple Murrays all Friday long in an IFC movie marathon including Kingpin, Zombieland, Ghostbusters, and Ghostbusters II.

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Hank Azaria Gets Thrown A Curve Ball

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P

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Unless you’ve somehow missed every episode of the Simpsons since 1989, then surely you know that Hank Azaria is one of the most important character actors of our time. He’s so prolific and his voice is so dynamic that he’s responsible for more iconic personalities than most folks realize. Basically, he’s the great and powerful Oz — except that when you pull back the curtain the truth is actually more impressive. And now Hank is coming to IFC to bring yet another character to the TV pop culture hive mind in the new series Brockmire. Check out the trailer below.

Based on the following Funny or Die short and co-starring Amanda Peet, Brockmire follows the story of imploded major league sportscaster Jim Brockmire as he tries to resurrect his career by calling plays for a floundering minor league team in a podunk town.

The series is written by Joel Church-Cooper (Undateable) and produced by Funny or Die’s Mike Farah and Joe Farrell, meaning that there’s funny in front of the camera, funny behind the camera–funny all around. Sounds like a ball to us.

Brockmire premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Car Notes

Portlandia On People Who Can’t Park

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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If flagrant bad parking takes nerve, then retaliatory note writing takes neuroses. Watch Fred and Carrie take passive aggression to next level in Car Notes, the new Portlandia web series presented by Subaru. The first episode is yours right here and now, and you can see every installment of Car Notes anytime online, on the IFC app and on demand.

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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