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The 10 Funniest Monster Movie Spoofs

What is the Noodle Monster? Tune in to the Portlandia season finale on March 24th at 10P to find out.

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The best horror comedies poke fun at the tropes that make movies about vampires, zombies and other things that go bump in the night so scary. With the Noodle Monster headed to the Portlandia season finale on Thursday, March 24th at 10P, we’re hiding under the covers with the funniest spoofs of monster movies. Check them out below.

10. What We Do In The Shadows

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As Twilight has proven, the current vampire craze is ripe for satire. The New Zealand comedy What We Do In The Shadows remembers that people get very stupid when they’re hungry. Also when they’re horny, and far too immortal to realize they’re out of touch.


9. Repossessed

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The Exorcist is one of the greatest horror movies ever made. Leslie Nielsen is one of the funniest humans ever born. And anyone who thinks the combination wouldn’t work underestimates the pure power of comedy. He’s hilarious here as the priest drafted to decamp a demented demon in this masterwork of painful puns and prop gags.


8. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

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It’s a cavalcade of classics as Abbott and Costello meet Universal ghouls Count Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, and the Wolf Man. If you’re looking to dip into the Abbott and Costello library, this is the place to start.


7. Zombieland

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This star-studded spoof of undead action is the best of both worlds: a parody of ridiculous zombie movies, and also an extremely good zombie movie. And the attack of the Zombie-Clown means it officially features the world’s most terrifying monster.


6. Gremlins

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Far too many of us were suckered by sweet little Gizmo as children. “This looks like a fun movie!,” we thought, flipping through the channels. “AUAUAUGH!,” we yelled when the adorable Mogwai turned into vicuous, Snow White-loving Gremlins. And a generation of jokes about not feeding things after midnight was born.


5. Army of Darkness

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Bruce Campbell is king of the horror comedy thanks to the Evil Dead franchise. While the first two Dead films leaned heavily on the scares, Army of Darkness plays up the one-liners and the boomstick-blasting as Ash takes on hordes of the undead.


4. The Monster Squad

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A gang of horror-loving kids take on everyone from Dracula to the Creature from the Black Lagoon in this ’80s classic. It’s the movie that proves that the best way to take out a Wolf Man is a swift kick in the “nards.”


3. Cabin in the Woods

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This masterful mockery deconstructs every idiotic decision you’ve ever been annoyed by in horror movies. Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon’s screenplay is a sharp critique of the torture porn horror genre and a reminder that horror movies can actually be fun.


2. Shaun of the Dead

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With films like Hot Fuzz and The World’s End, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and cowriter/director Edgar Wright have proven they are masters of the affectionate parody. And it all started with Shaun of the Dead, the horror comedy that managed to add some satirical bite to the zombie genre.


1. Young Frankenstein

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A high point for comedic geniuses Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder, Young Frankenstein adoringly poked at creaky monster movie tropes, going as far as filming in black and white and using props from the original Frankenstein.

What is the Noodle Monster? Find out in the trailer below. Click here to find out how you can win a lifetime supply of Ramen noodles.

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Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

James Franco

The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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Breaking News

From Canada With Love

Baroness von Sketch Show comes to IFC.

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Breaking news that (finally) isn’t apocalyptic!

IFC announced today that it acquired acclaimed Canadian comedy series Baroness von Sketch Show, slated to make its US of A premiere this summer. And yes, it’s important to note that it’s a Canadian sketch comedy series, because Canada is currently a shining beacon of civilization in the western hemisphere, and Baroness von Sketch Show reflects that light in every way possible.

The series is fronted entirely by women, which isn’t unusual in the sketch comedy world but is quite rare in the televised sketch comedy world. Punchy, smart, and provocative, each episode of Baroness von Sketch Show touches upon outrageous-yet-relatable real world subjects in ways both unexpected and deeply satisfying: soccer moms, awkward office birthday parties, being over 40 in a gym locker room…dry shampoo…

Indiewire called it “The Best Comedy You’ve Never Seen” and The National Post said that it’s “the funniest thing on Canadian television since Kids In The Hall.” And that’s saying a lot, because Canadians are goddamn hilarious.

Get a good taste of BVSS in the following sketch, which envisions a future Global Summit run entirely by women. It’s a future we’re personally ready for.

Baroness Von Sketch Show premieres later this summer on IFC.

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