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Eat Your Way Around These 10 Neighborhoods in Portland

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Thinking of moving to Portland – or anywhere for that matter? Head over to Zillow.com and start planning now. Find a home that’s within biking distance of your favorite eatery.

1. Division/Clinton

Spend the day roaming the neighborhood streets with stops for coffee and baked goods at Roman Candle, a cozy dinner at The Woodsman Tavern, the famed Thai chicken wings at Pok Pok, or swing by Ava Gene’s for perfect pastas and delicious vegetable dishes. Recover from it all with a drink at the Whiskey Soda Lounge.


2. Alberta

Natural Selection serves outstanding food that happens to be vegetarian, but if you’re feeling carnivorous stop by James Beard Award Winning chef Naomi Pomeroy’s Beast. Either option will be best followed by a serving of ice cream from Salt & Straw and a drink from The Bye and Bye.


3. Fremont/Beaumont Village

Pick up a dozen (or two) of the fresh-baked doughnuts at Pip’s Original, spend some time bottle browsing at Blackbird Wine Shop, pick up some coffee at Ristretto Roasters, and then grab dinner and drinks at smallwares.


4. Hawthorne

Have your own breakfast club at Slappycakes, get a sandwich lunch at Lardo, and then head to Apizza Scholls, which helped Portland step up its pizza game, for dinner.


5. Northwest/Nob Hill

Go old school at Paley’s Place, part of the first-wave of Portland’s culinary revolution, or new school at Bamboo, the world’s first certified-sustainable sushi restaurant. Save room for dessert at Papa Haydn, a Portland classic.


6. Downtown

Stop by James Beard Award-Winning chef Gabriel Rucker’s outpost Little Bird Bistro or head to the Alder Street food cart pod, which fills a whole block with incredible take-out food from the likes of Nong’s Khao Man Gai and the Whole Bowl. Save room for dessert from Saint Cupcake and artisanal goodies from Quin.

Downtown Portland – St. Cupcake from judesays on Vimeo.


7. Boise-Eliot

Line up early for Tasty and Sons, which has one of the best brunches in Portland. Head to Ned Ludd for the finest wood-fired foods around or take a detour to Spain via Toro Bravo’s tasty tapas, which are sure to remind you of your time in Salamanca.


8. Montavilla

Head out east to Tanuki for outside-the-bento-box Japanese-inspired eats and drinks in a fun—if rule-filled — environment. If you’re in the mood for western cuisine on the eastside, the Country Cat is the spot for all-American downhome dining.


9. Central Eastside

Olympic Provisions is the first USDA approved salumeria, so stock up on cured meats and tasty sides before heading to Distillery Row to sample some of Portland’s finest craft distilled liquors, then sobering up at The Stumptown Annex for coffee tasting.


10. The Pearl District

Head out for a brewery tour with stops at the Rogue Brewery, Bridgeport Brewery, and be sure to get a glass of Black Butte Porter at Deschutes Brewery. Fortify yourself with a sandwich and a chocolate-covered macaroon from Pearl Bakery or go upscale at either the Peruvian spot Andina or high-end pizza at Oven and Shaker.


Want to know how much a home in an area is worth even if none are on sale? Get a Zestimate – a market estimate that helps you get a general idea of a home’s value. If you find something you like, Zillow will send you alerts when the price drops or it sells. Happy hunting!

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Rappers Act Up

Watch the Yo! IFC Acts Movie Marathon Memorial Day Weekend.

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Memorial Day weekend: how to celebrate? Nothing quite says “screw spring—let’s do summer” like blockbuster movies starring rappers who ditched lucrative music careers in order to become actors. It happened a lot, remember? Especially in and around the ’90s. Will Smith, Eminem, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Marky Mark Wahlberg, Ludacris…icons with the hubris to try the silver screen instead and have it totally work out.

But what if more rappers had made the leap? That’s a rhetorical question—movies (and life) would’ve been better, obviously. To prove it, here are some movies that would’ve been more memorable with rappers.

The Godfather

Starring Biggie, not Brando.
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Only Coolio could improve upon Gene Wilder’s performance.
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Billy Elliot

Billy Elliot, with a dose of Missy Elliott.
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Low hanging fruit, Hollywood.
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And of course…

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See NONE of those movies and a whole bunch of real ones this Memorial Day weekend on IFC’s rapper-filled movie marathon.

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Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

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Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

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The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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