Are you tired of Red Vines and Junior Mints when you hit the local movie theater? Are you done with cardboard-y fake-butter soaked popcorn? Sick of Sprite? If so, there’s a new theater in Portlandia that you have to check out. They’ve replaced all those tired snacks with new, improved, artisanal snacks and, yes, it’s local. Try their popcorn that comes wrapped in a newspaper cone to infuse the food with the grittiness of the paper. Have one of their Italian sodas instead instead of a mass market corn syrup-based drink. It comes as part of a combo box, which also comes with an arugula salad, sun-dried grapes and salted ice cream. Hungry yet?
Watch this clip to learn all about the latest artisanal food trend from Portlandia and then tune in on Friday for a new episode of Portlandia at 10/9c:
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Portlandia gets in on the artisanal popcorn movement in this clip from tonight’s new episode, airing at 10/9c
If you’ve seen David Krumholtz in Gigi Does It, then you know he’s a performer with serious range. It’s hard to believe the guy you loved in films like Harold & Kumar and 10 Things I Hate About You is under all that makeup. To help get you ready for David’s appearance on this week’s Comedy Bang! Bang!, check out some of his funniest movie performances below.
10.The Santa Clause, Bernard the Elf
Krumholtz was a memorable part of the Tim Allen holiday favorite, playing an overworked, Type A elf just trying to keep the North Pole moving.
9. Slums of Beverly Hills, Ben
Krumholtz played the Broadway bound brother of a rapidly developing Natasha Lyonne in this indie darling.
8. The Big Ask, Andrew
Krumholtz’s friends would do anything for him…well, almost anything, in this dark comedy about big favors.
7. Addams Family Values,Joel Glicker
Neurotic Joel Glicker didn’t have much going for him, but sometimes the right amount of desperation can be attractive. Just ask Wednesday Addams.
6. Serenity, Mr. Universe
Krumholtz supplied some comedic relief to Joss Whedon’s space Western as a hacker who’s funny right up until the moment he breaks your heart.
5. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Schwartzberg
Krumholtz shines almost as much as his staches and ‘dos in this cult classic send up of musician biopics.
4. This Is the End, David Krumholtz
Krumholtz got to play one of his funniest parts ever in this Seth Rogen/James Franco comedy as, well, David Krumholtz.
3. Superbad, Benji Austin
Krumholtz wanted Michael Cera to sing him a little song, and he wouldn’t take no for an answer. Maybe that had something to do with all the cocaine.
2. 10 Things I Hate About You,Michael
Krumholtz became an icon for a generation when he allowed Andrew Keegan to draw a male member on his face in this teen classic.
1. Harold and Kumar trilogy, Goldstein
Little did we know that Goldstein’s search for Katie Homes’ nude scenes would launch one of Krumholtz’s most beloved characters, popping up in all three Harold & Kumar movies.
How do you kill that which is already dead? Spectacularly. Zombies aren’t just cannon-fodder — they’re guilt-free target practice for every weapon you can imagine. In celebration of The Walking Dead‘s Robert Kirkman on tonight’s Comedy Bang! Bang!, here are 10 items you definitely want when the inevitable zombie outbreak happens.
10. The Boomstick, Evil Dead franchise
Ash’s trusty sawed-off shotgun, aka the boomstick, is the perfect tool for winning any argument with the undead.
The only thing better than a double-barrelled shotgun? Double-double-barrelled shotguns! Resident Evil‘s Alice shows off her inhuman ex-human killing powers by loading four barrels with quarters for maximum enemy-shredding effect.
8. Chainsaw Hand, Evil Dead franchise
Ash’s chainsaw enhancement gives new meaning to the phrase “lend a hand.”
7. Machine Gun/Grenade Launcher Combo Leg, Planet Terror
When Cherry Darling gets a gun as a replacement left leg she uses it to kick dead ass far harder than any human limb. Especially when she launches the most epic crotch shot of all time.
6. Cricket Bat, Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead‘s characters attack incoming zombies with anything at hand, be it a handy cricket bat or a box of old vinyl records.
5. Morgan’s Bo staff, The Walking Dead
You can’t get much lower tech than a stick, making Morgan’s weapon the most easily maintained in any post-apocalyptic situation. It’s also the only weapon with a non-lethal option, enabling Morgan to maintain his respect for all living humans while still beating any of those humans idiotic enough to attack him.
4. Grand Piano, Zombieland
Zombieland has amagnificent musical moment when an old lady baits a zombie into a Looney Tunes-esque death by crushing underneath a grand piano. With Woody Harrelson banjoing another brain-eater into oblivion, the movie is an entire orchestra of undead-enders.
3. Michonne’s Katana, The Walking Dead
Michonne may be the most badass character in fiction. She doesn’t just defeat zombies, she slices them apart with utter contempt and keeps her own nearest and dearest undead on chains to protect her from the hordes. But only after amputating anything which would make them dangerous.
2. Decapitation Arrow Truck!, Juan of the Dead
The decapitation arrow is one of the most glorious weapons we’ve ever seen, combining every benefit of staying alive — planning, teamwork, tool use, and the ability to shout “duck” — into a weapon that can create entire corpse circles.
1. Daryl’s crossbow, The Walking Dead
Shotguns announce your total victory over anything in front of you. They also announce your edible presence to everything in every other direction for miles. Expert hunter Daryl Dixon solves this problem with a badass crossbow. Silent, brutal, and you can even recover the bolts from collapsed corpses. Daryl knows the importance of recycling in the zombie apocalypse.
Even in its 40th year, joining the cast of Saturday Night Live is still the best way to know you’ve made it in comedy. But while we get to see these stars shine every Saturday night, most had a long road to 30 Rock. Every cast member had to do something to get noticed, and some still find other opportunities to showcase their distinctive comedic chops while they’re still on the show. Web series have quickly become a way to stand out for SNL cast members past, present and future. Before you catch the SNL season premiere, check out a few of the funniest Web series to feature writers and stars from SNL, many of which you can watch right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.
Will Stephen is a new addition to the SNL writing staff this season, but he showed off his acting chops with this Comedy Crib series about two “self taught film students” who explain what they would do in famous movies like Jaws and The Matrix. (Watch If I Was In It now on Comedy Crib.)
7. Pursuit of Sexiness with Sasheer Zamata
This series about two friends navigating life, love and sex in the city helped get Zamata noticed by SNL. The rest is history.
6. The Bu with The Lonely Island
The Lonely Island ushered in the era of the SNL Digital Short, and helped make YouTube what it is today, but before they hit the big time, they were just three guys making goofy videos in their living room. The Bu, which ran as part of the popular Channel 101 showcase in Los Angeles, was their first viral success.
5. 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O’Brien
Mike O’Brien shuffled through many iterations during his SNL tenure. Cast member. Writer. Digital Short mastermind. He also had a Web hit with this absurdist interview series where he chats with guests like Tina Fey, Paul Rudd and even the Insane Clown Posse while inside a closet.
4. Fresh Perspectives with Beck Bennett
Before his SNL run, the majority of people probably recognized Bennett from his popular AT&T commercials, in which he talked down to groups of children. Supposedly, Fresh Perspectives, a Web series with a strikingly similar premise, helped him land that gig.
3. Carpet Bros with Tim Meadows
SNL writer Matt Piedmont enlisted Meadows to star in this Funny or Die series about a group of carpet selling brothers who never seem to get around to actually making a sale.
2. Funny People Reading Books with Simon Rich
Author and former SNL scribe Simon Rich reads from his book Ant Farm: And Other Desperate Situations in this Comedy Crib series where funny folks like Megan Amram, Dave Hill and more share their literary masterworks. (Watch Funny People Reading Books now on Comedy Crib.)
1. FCU: Fact Checkers Unit with Bill Murray
Bill Murray is more folklore than man these days, and this episode of the Funny or Die series about an elite team of fact checkers does little to dispel that notion. It’s not entirely clear if Murray even knew he was on camera, but the result is a video that allows us all to feel like we got to hang with the elusive buster of ghosts.
Coming down off this weekend’s Pixy Stix sugar high? Well, rather than raid your grandkids’ candy sacks for some stray Charleston Chews, tune in to tonight’s all new Gigi Does It at 10:30P ET/PT for enough sweet sass to send you into a diabetic coma. But before you fire up the ol’ Life Alert, here are five ways to get ready for tonight’s episode that will also improve your moves in the boudoir.
1. Relive your crazy Halloween.
Sure, you’ve already rung in All Hallows’ Eve with some petty vandalism and your best Taylor Swift getup. But it’s never too late to break out the spooky ghoul costume and do like Gigi and put that TP in the trees to good, practical use.
2. Try something new in the bedroom.
Every healthy relationship ought to include some variety in the intimacy department, which is why it’s always smart to brush up on what those wild kids are doing in the bedroom these days. (If you’re confused with any of the terms, consult your male nurse.)