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Watch the book trailer for Portlandia: A Guide For Visitors

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We know that our favorite sketch comedy show Portlandia has made the city of Portland, Oregon, look pretty darn exciting what with all the mixology, scenic outdoor spaces, marionberry pancakes, live relaxing music, eco-conscious citizenry and incredibly polite society. So we’re not surprised that people want to visit the fair city’s feminist bookstores, local food establishments and fine retailers. We’re not surprised you want to visit and we’re here to help.

Introducing Portlandia: A Guide For Visitors, a comprehensive guide to all restaurants and food carts, including extensive use of symbols to signify Vegan, Freegan, Sea-gan, Wheelchair-Accessible, Skateboard-Accessible, Segway-Accessible, Clothing Optional, Polyamorous, LGBTQ, Dog-Friendly (No cats), Cat-Friendly (No dogs or mice) Mouse-Friendly (No cats or elephants), For Dogs (only), Regionally-Sourced Food, Regionally-Sourced Waitstaff, and House-Sourced Food (Born/dies on plate). You already know what hotel to stay at, where to hide and where to eat breakfast. This guidebook tells you the best of the rest. Be sure to check out a preview of the book here.

Portlandia: A Guide For Visitors, written by Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, who know Portlandia best, is available wherever books are sold, including the following online retailers: Amazon.com, BN.com, and IndieBound.org. So come visit Portlandia, but bring your guidebook and don’t forget your bag.

Want to know more? Watch the book trailer:

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* Please note, and point out to your best friend, that this book is printed on 130% recycled paper in a peanut-free, smoke-free plant by local workers in a friendly and fair environment, free of sudden noises and unnatural light.

Want the latest news from Portlandia? Like them on Facebook and follow them on Twitter @IFCPortlandia and use the hashtag #portlandia.

Portlandia returns to IFC with Winter in Portlandia on Friday, December 14th at 10:30/9:30c

Underworld

Under Your Spell

10 Otherworldly Romances That’ll Melt Your Heart

Spend Valentine's Day weekend with IFC's Underworld movie marathon.

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Romance takes many forms, and that is especially true when you have a thirst for blood or laser beams coming out of your eyes.  It doesn’t matter if you’re a werewolf, a superhero, a clone, a time-traveler, or a vampire, love is the one thing that infects us all.  Read on to find out why Romeo and Juliet have nothing on these supernatural star-crossed lovers, and be sure to catch IFC’s Underworld movie marathon this Valentine’s Day weekend.

1. Cyclops/Jean Grey/Wolverine, X-Men series

The X-Men franchise is rife with romance, but the steamiest “ménage à mutant” may just be the one between Jean Grey (Famke Janssen), Cyclops (James Marsden), and Wolverine (Hugh Jackman). Their triangle is a complicated one as Jean finds herself torn between the two very different men while also trying to control her darker side, the Phoenix. This leads to Jean killing Cyclops and eventually getting stabbed through her heart by Wolverine in X-Men: The Last Stand. Yikes!  Maybe they should change the name to Ex-Men instead?


2. Willow/Tara, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Joss Whedon gave audiences some great romances on Buffy the Vampire Slayer — including the central triangle of Buffy, Angel, and Spike — but it was the love between witches Willow (Alyson Hannigan) and Tara (Amber Benson) that broke new ground for its sensitive and nuanced portrayal of a LGBT relationship.

Willow is smart and confident and isn’t even sure of her sexuality when she first meets Tara at college in a Wiccan campus group. As the two begin experimenting with spells, they realize they’re also falling for one another and become the show’s most enduring, happy couple. At least until Tara’s death in season six, a moment that still brings on the feels.


3. Selene/Michael, Underworld series

The Twilight gang pales in comparison (both literally and metaphorically) to the Lycans and Vampires of the stylish Underworld franchise. If you’re looking for an epic vampire/werewolf romance set amidst an epic vampire/werewolf war, Underworld handily delivers in the form of leather catsuited Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and shaggy blonde hunk Michael (a post-Felicity Scott Speedman). As they work together to stop the Vampire/Lycan war, they give into their passions while also kicking butt in skintight leather. Love at first bite indeed.


4. Spider-man/Mary Jane Watson, Spider-man

After rushing to the aid of beautiful girl-next-door Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst), the Amazing Spider-man is rewarded with an upside-down kiss that is still one of the most romantic moments in comic book movie history. For Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire), the shy, lovable dork beneath the mask, his rain-soaked makeout session is the culmination of years of unrequited love and one very powerful spider bite. As the films progress, Peter tries pushing MJ away in an attempt to protect her from his enemies, but their web of love is just too powerful. And you know, with great power, comes great responsibility.


5. Molly/Sam, Ghost

When it comes to supernatural romance, you really can’t beat Molly and Sam from the 1990 hit film Ghost. Demi Moore goes crazy for Swayze like the rest of us, and the pair make pottery sexier than it’s ever been.

When Sam is murdered, he’s forced to communicate through con artist turned real psychic, Oda Mae Brown (Whoopi Goldberg in her Academy Award-winning role) to warn Molly she is still in danger from his co-worker, Carl (a pre-Scandal Tony Goldwyn). Molly doesn’t believe Oda is telling the truth, so Sam proves it by sliding a penny up the wall and then possessing Oda so he and Molly can share one last romantic dance together (but not the dirty kind). We’d pay a penny for a dance with Patrick Swayze ANY day.


6. Cosima/Delphine, Orphan Black

It stands to reason there would be at least one complicated romance on a show about clones, and none more complicated than the one between clone Cosima (Tatiana Maslany) and Dr. Delphine Cormier (Evelyne Brochu) on BBC America’s hit drama Orphan Black.

Cosima is a PhD student focusing on evolutionary developmental biology at the University of Minnesota when she meets Delphine, a research associate from the nefarious Dyad Institute, posing as a fellow immunology student. The two fall in love, but their happiness is brief once Dyad and the other members of Clone Club get involved. Here’s hoping Cosima finds love in season four of Orphan Black. Girlfriend could use a break.


7. Aragorn/Arwen, Lord of the Rings

On a picturesque bridge in Rivendell amidst some stellar mood-lighting and dreamy Elvish language with English subtitles for us non-Middle Earthlings, Arwen (Liv Tyler) and Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) bind their souls to one another, pledging to love each other no matter what befalls them.

Their courtship is a matter of contention with Arwen’s father, Elrond (Hugo Weaving), who doesn’t wish to see his daughter suffer over Aragorn’s future death. The two marry after the conclusion of the War of the Ring, with Aragorn assuming his throne as King of Gondor, and Arwen forgoing her immortality to become his Queen. Is it too much to assume they asked Frodo to be their wedding ring-bearer?


8. Lafayette/Jesus, True Blood

True Blood quickly became the go-to show for supernatural sex scenes featuring future Magic Mike strippers (Joe Manganiello) and pale Nordic men with washboard abs (Hi Alexander Skarsgård!), but honestly, there was a little something for everyone, including fan favorite Bon Temps medium, Lafayette Reynolds (Nelsan Ellis).

In season three, Lafayette met his mother’s nurse, Jesus, and the two began a relationship. As they spend more time together and start doing V (short for Vampire Blood), they learn Jesus is descended from a long line of witches and that Lafayette himself has magical abilities. However, supernatural love is anything but simple, and after the pair join a coven, Lafayette becomes possessed by the dead spirit of its former leader. This relationship certainly puts a whole new spin on possessive love.


9. Nymphadora Tonks/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter series

There are lots of sad characters in the Harry Potter series, but Remus Lupin ranks among the saddest. He was bitten by a werewolf as a child, his best friend was murdered and his other best friend was wrongly imprisoned in Azkaban for it, then THAT best friend was killed by a Death Eater at the Ministry of Magic as Remus looked on. So when Lupin unexpectedly found himself in love with badass Auror and Metamorphmagus Nymphadora Tonks (she prefers to be called by her surname ONLY, thank you very much), pretty much everyone, including Lupin himself, was both elated and cautiously hopeful about their romance and eventual marriage.

Sadly, the pair met a tragic ending when both were killed by Death Eaters during the Battle of Hogwarts, leaving their son, Teddy, orphaned much like his godfather Harry Potter. Accio hankies!


10. The Doctor/Rose Tyler, Doctor Who

Speaking of wolves, Rose “Bad Wolf” Tyler (Billie Piper) captured the Doctor’s hearts from the moment he told her to “Run!” in the very first episode of the re-booted Doctor Who series. Their affection for one another grew steadily deeper during their travels in the TARDIS, whether they were stuck in 1950s London, facing down pure evil in the Satan Pit, or battling Cybermen.

But their relationship took a tragic turn during the season two finale episode, “Doomsday,” when the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) and Rose found themselves separated in parallel universes with no way of being reunited (lest two universes collapse as a result of a paradox). A sobbing Rose told a holographic transmission of the Doctor she loved him, but before he could reply, the transmission cut out, leaving our beloved Time Lord (and most of the audience) with a tear-stained face and two broken hearts all alone in the TARDIS.

Watch the first clip from Portlandia Season 3, returning Jan 4 at 10/9c

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Portlandia’s second season was great. It started with a mixed drink that Andy Samberg made for Carrie Brownstein and it ended with Fred and Carrie waiting in line for brunch, waiting for Mayor Kyle Maclachlan to kayak his way over, and Tim Robbins was meting out judgment to line skippers, and Ed Begley Jr. trying to get people in his diner and Candace and Toni yelling at everyone.

Those were fun times, but after watching all the episodes Battlestar Galactica style, we’ve already worn out our DVD. Luckily, the third season of Portlandia is almost here! Are you ready for a brand new season of everyone’s favorite sketch comedy show? Are you excited for all new adventures with Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein? Of course you are, and we are too. Portlandia is returning on January 4 with two all-new back-to-back episodes beginning at 10/9c, and we can’t wait to see what some of our favorite characters are up to now and to meet a whole new group of residents from the fair city of Portlandia (including Fred and Carrie’s new roommate Chloë Sevigny). And if that wasn’t enough, an all-new “Winter in Portlandia” episode will also air Friday, December 14 at 10:30/9:30c.

With no further ado, here is the first clip from the third season of Portlandia:

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Want the latest news from Portlandia? Like us on Facebook and follow the show on Twitter at @IFCPortlandia and use the hashtag #portlandia.

Portlandia Season Three premieres January 4 at 10/9c.

Join the Portlandia Co-Op

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In Portlandia, we’re a very co-operative bunch. We recycle, we eat local, we don’t use plastic bags, we are civic-minded, we like team sports, and have you seen the way we drive? We all just want to get along!

As we get ready for Portlandia’s third season (premiering Friday, January 4 at 10/9c!) we want to make sure you know that you belong here. You’re one of us! You are a valued member of the circle of Portlandia life and are part of the Portlandia Co-Op. Or you will be once you sign up. Sign up to join the Portlandia Co-Op, and receive a limited edition poster. There might be a bird on it. It might be pickled. It might be something entirely new. Sign up for the Co-Op and find out.

Want to get even more involved?

There are three ways you can earn your Portlandia Co-Op status:

1) You can apply to take over the @ifcportlandia Twitter feed. To do this, simply follow @IFCportlandia and keep an eye out for the latest challenge that we’ll be tweeting out to followers. The first challenge, which will start when we launch is, “Tell us in 140 characters or less why you should tweet for @IFCportlandia”

2) You can knit Portlandia-inspired coffee cozies, which we’ll be handing out in independent coffee shops nationwide. Even better? We’ll pay you $10 per cozy. Simply e-mail your creations to cozies@ifc.com or click here for more info.

3) Snap photos that are inspired by the wonderful world of Portlandia. Upload them to Instagram with the hashtag #portlandia. We’ll use the best of the best to inspire our graphic designer who is making some sweet posters.

For more info on everything here, visit the official Portlandia Co-Op site!

Want the latest news from Portlandia? Like them on Facebook and follow them on Twitter@ifcPortlandia and use the hashtag #portlandia.

Portlandia returns to IFC on Friday, January 4 at 10/9c, with an all-new “Winter in Portlandia” episode airing Friday, December 14 at 10:30/9:30c.

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