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Spoofing the spoofers: Five YouTube tributes to “Portlandia”

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In one season, “Portlandia” created catchphrases and viral videos potent enough to nearly kill off an artistic cliché. If that’s not evidence enough of the show’s impact, just look on YouTube. Sure, searching “Portlandia + parody” won’t yield as many results as, say, “dog with eyebrows”—and really, what can compete with that juggernaut?—but if you’re measuring quality over quantity, Fred and Carrie have inspired some top-shelf spoofs. With Season 2 debuting this Friday night, we can only imagine what hobbies will be threatened by the popularity of certain sketches (pickling, your days are numbered), but for now, here’s an assemblage of just a few of the ways “Portlandia” influenced the zeitgeist last year.

The Dream of the Suburbs

Portland might represent a very specific kind of youth culture, but the suburbs are always the suburbs. About two weeks ago, this clip by filmmaker Brighton West—which uses “The Dream of the ’90s” to lampoon Portland’s northernly neighbor, Vancouver, Washington—enjoyed a “Meme of the Day” moment in local media. Making fun of Vancouver is a favorite pastime of elitist Portlanders, but according to West—who lives in Portland—the jabs about dads wearing Old Navy, eating at Applebee’s and never having to make chit-chat with your neighbors were crowd-sourced for accuracy among actual Vancouverians (and while anyone who’s ever visited a Wal-Mart anywhere in America will get the jokes, there’s at least one gag specific to the humble Couve, involving the much-debated Columbia River Crossing). It’s pretty much spot-on satire, not just of the cross-bridge rivalry but of the sketch that inspired the spoof. Only inaccuracy: The dude playing Fred Armisen looks more like Flight of the Conchords’ Jemaine Clement. Eh, we’ll let it slide.


One Night in Portlandia

Something you might not know: “Portlandia” takes its name from a statue located downtown, depicting the trident-wielding woman found on the city seal. It is the second-largest copper reppouse statue in the country, behind the Statue of Liberty (thanks, Wikipedia!). And here’s a factoid not even native Portlanders were probably aware of: Portlandia is kind of a slut. Upset over having her name co-opted by a cable sketch comedy show, she apparently leaked a sex tape in an ill-advised attempt to steal back some of her fame. Filmmaker Mike Vogel went out and recorded reactions from other local statues, including the fountain beavers near Pioneer Place, who are much cattier than you’d imagine.


Milktooth Tour America

Milktooth is an indie rock band from Tennessee, but when a band’s on the road, they’re really no less a tourist than the guy standing on the downtown street corner in Bermuda shorts confusedly reading a bus schedule. As such, after reconstructing the “Portlandia” opening—complete with the theme song, Washed Out’s “Feel It All Around”—they do one of the top three most touristy things any Portland visitor can do: Go to Voodoo Doughnuts and marvel at the bacon maple bar.


Ken Finds Birds

As one might guess from the title, a graduate student named Ken went to Portland expecting to find birds in every tree and on every tote bag, mug, hat and bicycle helmet. He is shocked to find that birds are not quite as plentiful as “Portlandia” led him to believe. He does leave with a nice shirt, though.

Watch the video here.


Put a Bird on It (All the Seagull Ladies)

You’ve probably already seen this, but it bears re-posting. Two girls, one Beyonce parody, and a whole lot of blank canvasses on which to apply birds.

 

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Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Oh Mama

Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

James Franco

The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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Breaking News

From Canada With Love

Baroness von Sketch Show comes to IFC.

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Breaking news that (finally) isn’t apocalyptic!

IFC announced today that it acquired acclaimed Canadian comedy series Baroness von Sketch Show, slated to make its US of A premiere this summer. And yes, it’s important to note that it’s a Canadian sketch comedy series, because Canada is currently a shining beacon of civilization in the western hemisphere, and Baroness von Sketch Show reflects that light in every way possible.

The series is fronted entirely by women, which isn’t unusual in the sketch comedy world but is quite rare in the televised sketch comedy world. Punchy, smart, and provocative, each episode of Baroness von Sketch Show touches upon outrageous-yet-relatable real world subjects in ways both unexpected and deeply satisfying: soccer moms, awkward office birthday parties, being over 40 in a gym locker room…dry shampoo…

Indiewire called it “The Best Comedy You’ve Never Seen” and The National Post said that it’s “the funniest thing on Canadian television since Kids In The Hall.” And that’s saying a lot, because Canadians are goddamn hilarious.

Get a good taste of BVSS in the following sketch, which envisions a future Global Summit run entirely by women. It’s a future we’re personally ready for.

Baroness Von Sketch Show premieres later this summer on IFC.

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