Cast
Brooke Alvarez
As the host of FactZone, Brooke Alvarez is one of the world's most recognizable news figures. Growing up in Russia, Brooke dreamed of being famous and powerful. She emigrated to U.S., erased all trace of her Russian accent within three...
Tracy Gill
As the co-host of the highest-rated morning show on the Onion News Network, Tracy Gill has interviewed thousands of celebrities, public figures, and newsworthy widows. Listed as one of Forbes' Fiftysome Most Powerful Women In Television, Gill founded the charity...
Andrea Bennett
Andrea Bennett joined the Onion News Network's newsroom after Onion News Network producer Jory Livingston, vacationing in Miami, saw the 22-year-old Bennett covering a sexual harassment trial on the local news. The producer was so impressed with her attack capabilities...
Jane Carmichael
As the Onion News Network's senior White House correspondent, Jane Carmichael is an ever-present figure on the network. She has not left the northwest quadrant of Washington DC in at least five years. Jane prefers not to supply to many...
Tucker Hope
Co-hosting FactZone is a dream come true for Tucker Hope, affording him the chance to work side-by-side with the most respected name and most beautiful face in news. Tucker takes his job duties seriously, whether it's reporting a breaking story...
Jim Haggerty
As co-host of America's favorite morning show, Today Now!, Jim Haggerty is no stranger to adventure. On the show, Haggerty has entered NASA simulators, sky-dived into the Grand Canyon, and chewed coca leaves with a group of Peruvian folk musicians...
Jean Anne Whorton
A former prime-time anchor, Jean Anne Whorton shifted to hosting the news magazine program "Beyond The Facts," after suffering a nervous breakdown. Whorton often proudly relates she never left the country until being sent by the Onion News Network and...
Brian Scott
Brian Scott a veteran Onion News Network in-the-field reporter. Before starting his professional career, Brian interned at a number of Los Angeles area news teams, including KCBS Channel 2, KTTV Channel 11, and KTLA Channel 5. He then launched his...
