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Adam Goldberg’s 9 Funniest Roles

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Everyone’s favorite “that guy” actor Adam Goldberg guest stars on tonight’s Maron, and it gave us a chance to dive into the very diverse filmography of this hard-to-pigeonhole actor.

His breakthrough came in Saving Private Ryan and he’s done plenty of drama and even horror, but he also has a powerful knack for the comedic. Here are our picks for the funniest parts Adam Goldberg has played during his diverse career.

1. Dazed and Confused

It’s tough to stand out in an ensemble cast as great as the one Richard Linklater assembled for Dazed and Confused, but as nebbishy geek Mike Newhouse Goldberg does a fantastic job. The character is defined by the moment at the kegger when he just can’t take the abuse of the jocks anymore and sucker-punches the odious Clint.


2. Friends

Goldberg’s appeared in more sitcoms than we can count, but his three episodes of Friends were classics. When Joey moves out on Chandler to get his own place, Goldberg’s Eddie Menuek moves in to fill the void. Menuek is a classic comedy lunatic who dries fruit for fun and loses his mind over a dead goldfish.


3. The Hebrew Hammer

Goldberg’s notorious for playing explicitly Jewish roles, and he turned that up to 11 with his starring role in this 2003 “Jewsploitation” flick. As the title character, detective Mordechai Jefferson Carver, Goldberg goes up against the evil son of Santa Claus in a battle to save Hannukah (and Kwanzaa while he’s at it).


4. Sunset Strip

This cult classic plunges viewers into a relentlessly sleazy take on 1970s Los Angeles, rife with drugs and venereal disease. Goldberg grew out his Jew-fro to play Marty Shapiro, a record producer with the gift of gab who is always on the hustle.


5. Joey

Goldberg’s Friends connection got him a semi-regular gig on the Joey spin-off as Jimmy Costa, the father of Joey’s nephew who comes back into his life to make a huge mess of things. This is a classic Adam Goldberg role, fusing high intelligence with a complete lack of any moral compass for big laughs. (Or as big as the laughs got during Joey‘s brief run.)


6. The Trivial Pursuits Of Arthur Banks

This oddball comedy made for AMC was a black & white satire on the literary world starring Goldberg as the titular playwright and the great Jeffrey Tambor as his therapist. Goldberg’s great at playing characters high on their own supply, and we wish there were more than three episodes of this.


7. The Unusuals

As is often the case, Adam Goldberg is the best part of many of the short-lived TV shows he’s been involved in. One show that didn’t get a fair shake was ABC’s The Unusuals, a quirky cop drama where he played a detective with brain cancer that he refuses to treat because he hates doctors.


8. Entourage

As Nick Rubenstein, the moneyman behind Medellin on HBO’s Entourage, Adam Goldberg wallowed in Hollywood depravity. Spoiled son of a multimillionare Hollywood producer, Nick blew the GDP of a small country up his nose in cocaine every episode and eventually got paid $1 for his involvement in the film.


9. A Monster In Paris

Goldberg has done a bunch of voice acting over his career, but easily the high point is as the character Raoul in this lovely French film loosely based on The Phantom of the Opera. Goldberg has a lot of fun playing a manic inventor with tons of goofy ideas.

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Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Oh Mama

Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

James Franco

The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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Breaking News

From Canada With Love

Baroness von Sketch Show comes to IFC.

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Breaking news that (finally) isn’t apocalyptic!

IFC announced today that it acquired acclaimed Canadian comedy series Baroness von Sketch Show, slated to make its US of A premiere this summer. And yes, it’s important to note that it’s a Canadian sketch comedy series, because Canada is currently a shining beacon of civilization in the western hemisphere, and Baroness von Sketch Show reflects that light in every way possible.

The series is fronted entirely by women, which isn’t unusual in the sketch comedy world but is quite rare in the televised sketch comedy world. Punchy, smart, and provocative, each episode of Baroness von Sketch Show touches upon outrageous-yet-relatable real world subjects in ways both unexpected and deeply satisfying: soccer moms, awkward office birthday parties, being over 40 in a gym locker room…dry shampoo…

Indiewire called it “The Best Comedy You’ve Never Seen” and The National Post said that it’s “the funniest thing on Canadian television since Kids In The Hall.” And that’s saying a lot, because Canadians are goddamn hilarious.

Get a good taste of BVSS in the following sketch, which envisions a future Global Summit run entirely by women. It’s a future we’re personally ready for.

Baroness Von Sketch Show premieres later this summer on IFC.

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