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10 Things I Learned From Marc Maron as a Young Comic

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By Nikki Wantz

Being a struggling stand-up is not easy. Having to handle hecklers, getting down a “tight five” in the hopes of making an audience laugh and the general malaise that comes with competing over the big game on the bar television. Why stick it out? Marc Maron seems to be an overnight success 20 years in the making. His hard work is admirable to say the least. Listening to his WTF podcast and watching his IFC show, he gives us hope that we all can get there. Here are the top 10 things I have learned from watching Marc Maron’s career as a young struggling comic.

10. It’s okay to be sober.

Marc has been sober since he was 35. I’m not in AA or anything but I’ve quit drinking for a while and thought I would lose my edge being sober. It’s had the exact opposite effect. I can still write jokes! Marc makes it cool to have a clear head.

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9. It’s possible to find fame late in the game.

Sure, Marc had some HBO specials and has been a well-respected comedian for years, but it was his WTF podcast that helped him reach a much broader audience. And Marc turns 52 this year. Gives me hope as a newer comedian that I can still make a mark even though I’m in my mid-thirties. I’ve got time!

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8. It’s cool not to have kids.

I’ve never had a biological clock. I’ve never wanted to have kids. Listening to Marc’s podcast and seeing the show we know that NOT having a child is a monumental decision for any human being. And it’s not for everyone.

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7. You’ve got to work hard.

Marc makes his devil-may-care attitude seem effortless but he works hard and can be hard on himself. Beating yourself up is part of the game of life for your art. It’s okay to push yourself to your limits to get to the best place you can be.

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6. Have a cheat day once in a while.

We know that the Marc on Maron has issues with eating that stems from his mother’s vanity. I’m sure some of that stems from real life. I have taken on his cheat day approach and it WORKS! Not only a funny comedian but a diet guru! Marc should write a book!

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5. Dance to the beat of your own drum.

Marc plays by his own rules. He did what worked for him and ran with it and he didn’t give up. Everyone has something they are good at. Find out what works for you.

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4. Own being an outsider.

Marc always seems like he’s uncomfortable when out and about with his celebrity comedian friends. This is the life of the comedian. Never fitting in is the norm for us and Marc makes it look so good.

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3. You don’t always have to be the cool guy.

Sometimes when Marc tries too hard to be the cool guy in the room he falls short. He’s funny without trying too hard. Like Oscar Wilde once said, Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

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2. Take every day as it comes.

Not everyone is going to kill the room with laughter every time. Not everyone is going to be on every second of the day. It’s okay to have a bad night. It’s what keeps you humble in the comedy game.

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1. Learn from your mistakes.

After two failed marriages and countless doomed relationships, Marc has learned who he is through the trials and tribulations of dating, relating and mating. The delicate balance of being an artist and a partner is not an easy path. Marc is still trying to figure it out and hell, so am I.

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Nikki Wantz is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Los Angeles. Follow her on Twitter, why don’t ya?

Want more Marc? Check out his thoughts on Season 3 of Maron

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Brock Hard

Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Oh Mama

Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

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The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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Breaking News

From Canada With Love

Baroness von Sketch Show comes to IFC.

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Breaking news that (finally) isn’t apocalyptic!

IFC announced today that it acquired acclaimed Canadian comedy series Baroness von Sketch Show, slated to make its US of A premiere this summer. And yes, it’s important to note that it’s a Canadian sketch comedy series, because Canada is currently a shining beacon of civilization in the western hemisphere, and Baroness von Sketch Show reflects that light in every way possible.

The series is fronted entirely by women, which isn’t unusual in the sketch comedy world but is quite rare in the televised sketch comedy world. Punchy, smart, and provocative, each episode of Baroness von Sketch Show touches upon outrageous-yet-relatable real world subjects in ways both unexpected and deeply satisfying: soccer moms, awkward office birthday parties, being over 40 in a gym locker room…dry shampoo…

Indiewire called it “The Best Comedy You’ve Never Seen” and The National Post said that it’s “the funniest thing on Canadian television since Kids In The Hall.” And that’s saying a lot, because Canadians are goddamn hilarious.

Get a good taste of BVSS in the following sketch, which envisions a future Global Summit run entirely by women. It’s a future we’re personally ready for.

Baroness Von Sketch Show premieres later this summer on IFC.

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