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10 Things We Learned About Kenan Thompson From His WTF With Marc Maron Episode

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Kenan Thompson has grown into something of an institution over the last few years. Not only is he the longest tenured cast member on Saturday Night Live, he’s also a familiar face to millennials the world over thanks to virtually growing up on Nickelodeon. He recently sat down with Marc Maron on the WTF Podcast, mere hours before an SNL pitch session, to discuss his life and career. Here are a few of the highlights in a career that encompasses everything from All That to “Live from New York!”

10. The Road to Good Burger Started Early

Kenan’s parents pushed him into acting, along with sports, as a way to make something of himself and keep him off the streets. His mother even worked the phones at a local acting school so he and his brother could afford discounted classes. This eventually led to Kenan booking regional commercials, and a job reviewing movies for kids on a TV show. The first movie he reviewed was The Mighty Ducks. A year later he would find himself starring in the sequel. It truly was Knuckle Puck time for the young actor.


9. He Knows the Whereabouts of Kel Mitchell

His big break was getting cast in a series of Nickelodeon shows, movies and specials including All That, the titular Kenan & Kel, and the hit movie Good Burger. He moved to Orlando, where he spent his teen years working long hours with other Nick stars, including Amanda Bynes. When Marc asks about his comedy partner at the time, Kel Mitchell, Kenan says he’s still out there auditioning, and that it’s “a tough biz.” While he doesn’t go into the apparent feud Kel speaks of in the above video, it’s safe to say you shouldn’t be holding your breath for Good Burger 2.


8. Stand-Up Wasn’t His Thing

Kenan told Marc that when he first got to LA, he didn’t always fit in. He describes himself as a puppy, chasing around older black comedians. He would hit black comedy nights at the Improv, a famous standup joint, and watch established comics like Aries Spears and Mike Epps, but he never felt comfortable getting on stage. This was probably because the older comedians weren’t exactly welcoming, wondering why a kid with his own TV show was hanging out backstage.


7. He Pulled Out His Al Sharpton Impression For His SNL Audition

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Kenan’s SNL audition could not have come at a better time. The few years between his child stardom and being a Not Ready for Primetime Player were tough ones. He was filming a small part in Barbershop 2 when he got the call to audition for Lorne Michaels. Adding even more pressure, Kenan was forced to perform a stand-up set not once, but twice, despite never having done it before. His act, consisting of a phone call between Al Sharpton and Arnold Schwarzenegger, bombed both times, but he still made it through. Kenan revealed that Kel Mitchell also auditioned in the same showcase but didn’t make the cut. So did J.B. Smoove, who got hired at SNL as a writer.


6. His Early Seasons Were Rough

Kenan says when he first started at SNL, he had no idea how to write, or even form relationships with the writers. He was totally reliant on the occasional bit part popping up in a sketch that he was right for. He says that Finesse Mitchell, who he started with, had honed his voice in standup, and knew how to put a script together. Kenan was lost. There were numerous weeks he was left out of a show entirely, leading to screaming fests in his dressing room. He says the first sketch he tried to write was a mess. It was about a “babysitter doing some extra shit,” and involved remote and live elements, which was a big no-no. When someone else finally wrote a sketch about a bellhop for him, he fumbled over a line, and tanked it. He says he now knows just to have fun and ad-lib, but back then he just froze.


5. He Wishes He Could do “What Up With That?” More Often


Kenan says that he wishes he could bring back What’s Up With That? more often, but now that Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis and Fred Armisen have left the show, too many of its elements are missing.


4. He Thinks Lorne Michaels Lives Large Like Dr. Evil

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Kenan also tells Marc about Lorne Michaels’ apartment, which he’s visited a couple of times on the way to Yankees games. He says it’s massive, with a private elevator, and that Lorne’s bud Paul Simon lives across the hall. They even share a backdoor.


3. He Wonders What’s Up With Eddie Murphy?

Kenan says that he avoided talking too much with Eddie Murphy at the SNL 40th reunion, because he didn’t want to ruin his childhood in the event that Eddie acted like a jerk. It took Rush Hour director Brett Ratner, of all people, to make an introduction, as Eddie was rushing by. Kenan and Marc also puzzled over Murphy’s seemingly conscious choice to stop being funny, while still acknowledging that he had the power to blow the roof of the joint at any moment. Kenan also noted that Eddie seemed like he didn’t want to do anything for the reunion, but the Cosby bit that ended up going to Kenan was a particular problem. Murphy was offered the part, but said he didn’t want to kick a man while he was down.


2. He Feels He Was Misquoted About the Lack of Black Women on SNL

Kenan also got into the thorny issue of black female cast members on SNL, a subject that got him into trouble when he talked about it to the press. He says he was misquoted at the time, and attempted to clarify that he didn’t mean to say that the black women the show auditioned in the past weren’t ready for SNL. He noted that talented black female performers usually had their own thing going on by the time the auditions came along. Also, SNL is a particularly hard show to get cast on, because you “have to be at the top of a lot of different games.” He says he loves all the black cast members now, female or otherwise. In particular, he describes Leslie Jones as one of his best friends.


1. He’s Not Leaving SNL Any Time Soon


Kenan also clarifies the rumors that have been flying around the Interwebs about him leaving the show. He has no intention of going anywhere, and doesn’t know where they started. In fact, when he first heard reports that he was done at the end of the year, he was worried there was something going on he didn’t know about. He cites Keenen Ivory Wayans, who apparently once showed up to his own talk show, not knowing he had been fired. As far as Kenan is concerned, he will be back next season. Does that mean we’ll see the return of Sump’n Claus?

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The Brockmire Premiere Is All Truth

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At long last, the Brockmire pre-premiere has arrived. Which means you can watch it right now—on IFC.com, at Funny Or Die, on IFC’s Apple TV and mobile apps, on Youtube, on Facebook, on the AMC apps, and right here. So grab some headphones and get watching.

No seriously, get headphones.

Because whether he’s giving a play-by-play or ruminating on the world around him, Jim Brockmire calls it like he sees it. And how he sees it is very NSFW. His take on life is actually quite refreshing, even to the point of being profoundly sage. For proof just look at these pearls of unconventional wisdom from the premiere…

Brockmire On The Internet

“If I need porn I just buy a nudie mag, like my father and his father before him.”

Brockmire On Sex-Ed

“Kids, a strap-on is a belt with d— on it that mommies use to f— daddies.”
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Brockmire On The Perfect High

“Somewhere between 10 cups of coffee and very low-grade cocaine.”
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Brockmire On The Tardiness of Spring

“Old man winter’s reaching his hand inside your coat to give that thing one more squeeze.”

Brockmire On Keeping Perspective

“I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicap restroom in Bangkok where a Thai lady-boy snorted crank off my johnson while a sunburnt German watched us on the toilet”
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Brockmire On Humanity

“If you want to look directly into the gaping maw of oblivion, don’t look up to the heavens. Just look in the mirror.”
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See these nuggets and more in the first episode of Brockmire, and see the whole season beginning April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Best. Characters. Ever.

Our favorite Hank Azaria characters.

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Hank Azaria may well be the most prolific voice and character actor of our time. The work he’s done for The Simpsons alone has earned him a permanent place in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now he’s bringing another character to the mainstream: a washed-up sports announcer named Jim Brockmire, in the aptly titled new series Brockmire.

We’re looking forward to it. So much so that we want to look backward, too, with a short-but-sweet retrospective of some of Azaria’s important characters. Shall we begin?

Half The Recurring Simpsons Characters

He’s Comic Book Guy. He’s Chief Wiggum. He’s Apu. He’s Cletus. He’s Snake. He’s Superintendent Chalmers. He’s the Sea Captain. He’s Kurt “Can I Borrow A Feeling” Van Houten. He’s Professor Frink. He’s Carl. And he’s many more. But most importantly he’s Moe Szyslak, the staple character Azaria has voiced since his very first audition for The Simpsons.

Oh, and He’s Frank Grimes

For all the regular Simpsons characters Azaria has played over the years, his most brilliant performance may have been a one-off: Frank Grimes, the scrappy bootstrapper who worked tirelessly all his life for honest, incremental, and easily-undermined success. Azaria’s portrayal of this character was nuanced, emotional, and simply magical.

Patches O’Houlihan

Dodgeball is a “sport of violence, exclusion and degradation.” as Hank Azaria generously points out in his brief but crucial cameo in Dodgeball. That’s sage wisdom. Try applying his “five D’s” to your life on and off the court and enjoy the results.

Harold Zoid

Of Futurama fame. The crazy uncle of Dr. Zoidberg, Harold Zoid was once a lion (or lobster) of the silver screen until Smell-o-vision forced him into retirement.

Agador

The Birdcage was significant for many reasons, and the comic genius of Hank Azaria’s character “Agador” sits somewhere towards the top of that list. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you.

Gargamel

Nobody else could make a live-action Gargamel possible.

Ed Cochran

From Ray Donovan. Great character, great last name [editorial note: the author of this article may be bias].

Kahmunra, The Thinker, Abe Lincoln

All in the Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian, a file that let Azaria flex his voice acting and live-action muscles in one fell swoop.

The Blue Raja

Mystery Men has everything, including a fatal case of Smash Mouth. Azaria’s iconic superhero makes the shortlist of redeemable qualities, though.

Dr. Huff

Huff put Azaria in a leading role, and it was good. So good that there is no good gif of it. Internet? More like Inter-not.

Learn more about Hank Azaria’s newest claim to fame right here, and don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Brockmire and Other Public Implosions

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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There’s less than a month until the Brockmire premiere, and to say we’re excited would be an insulting understatement. It’s not just that it stars Hank Azaria, who can do no wrong (and yes, that’s including Mystery Men, which is only cringeworthy because of Smash Mouth). It’s that the whole backstory of the titular character, Jim Brockmire, is the stuff of legends. A one-time iconic sportscaster who won the hearts of fans and players alike, he fell from grace after an unfortunate personal event triggered a seriously public meltdown. See for yourself in the NSFW Funny or Die digital short that spawned the IFC series:

See? NSFW and spectacularly catastrophic in a way that could almost be real. Which got us thinking: What are some real-life sports fails that have nothing to do with botched athletics and everything to do with going tragically off script? The internet is a dark and dirty place, friends, but these three examples are pretty special and mostly safe for work…

Disgruntled Sports Reporter

His co-anchor went offsides and he called it like he saw it.

Jim Rome vs Jim “Not Chris” Everett

You just don’t heckle a professional athlete when you’re within striking distance. Common sense.

Carl Lewis’s National Anthem

He killed it! As in murdered. It’s dead.

To see more moments just like these, we recommend spending a day in your pajamas combing through the muckiness of the internet. But to see something that’s Brockmire-level funny without having to clear your browser history, check out the sneak peeks and extras here.

Don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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