For when your sleaziest friend won't stop hitting on you.
Share: Self Esteem
Because the ‘miracle of life’ is going to her head.
Share: Pregnant Women are Smug
Because there’s no emoji for “I’m just not that into you”.
Share: The Fade Away
For when you need a backdoor to preserving your virginity.
Share: The Loophole
Because you're open to exploring your hetero-flexibility.
Share: The College Try
Because your gay friends are making it official.
Share: Sex with Ducks
Because your naïve younger friends need a warning.