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15 Porn Parodies That Prove Nothing Is Sacred

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Rule 34 of the Internet states: “If something exists, there’s a porn version of it.” On this week’s Garfunkel and Oates, Riki and Kate learn the hard way when they come face to face with their X-rated doppelgängers. Meet Garfinger and Butts.

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But Riki and Kate aren’t alone. Below are 15 very real, totally absurd porn parodies. We’ve also provided some alternate titles for some of the more boring ones. Since when did puns become passé?

Warning: NSFW.

15. Evil Head

What happens when two couples get trapped in a cabin? Things get groovy… and a bit gory, too.


14. Jersey Score

The MTV reality hit gets a gay makeover, with porn star Dean Coxx starring as The Stimulation. Sadly, there’s no male Snooki.


13. E.T. XXX (alt title: E.T. – The Extratesticular)

The lovable alien winds up with a bunch of college students who help him find his way home, with lots of awkward intercourse in the process.


12. X-Men XXX (alt title: XXX-Men)

Sure, the costumes are kind of cheap, but that’s part of the charm. Plus, they don’t stay on for long.


11. Gay of Thrones

Does a show with as much sex as Game of Thrones even need a porn version? Yes, of course.


10. Seinfeld XXX (alt title: Definitely Sponge-Worthy)

In the ‘90s there was this show called Seinfeld and—yadda, yadda, yadda—now there’s a porn parody.


9. Comedians in Cars Getting Sex

James Deen reprises his role as Jerry Seinfeld, this time spoofing the comedian’s popular web show. Something tells us this one isn’t sponsored by Acura.


8. Naporneon Dynamite

Eminently quotable indie flick transforms into deeply weird porn film, as Naporneon sets out to lose his virginity, gosh dang it.

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The 10 Most Metal Pop Culture Cameos

Glenn Danzig drops by Portlandia tonight at 10P on IFC.

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Glenn Danzig rocks harder than granite. In his 60 years, he’s mastered punk with The Misfits, slayed metal with the eponymous Danzig, and generally melted faces with the force of his voice. And thanks to Fred and Carrie, he’s now stopping by tonight’s brand new Portlandia so we can finally get to see what “Evil Elvis” is like when he hits the beach. To celebrate his appearance, we put together our favorite metal moments from pop culture, from the sublime to the absurd.

10. Cannibal Corpse meets Ace Ventura

Back in the ’90s,  Cannibal Corpse was just a small time band from Upstate New York, plying their death metal wares wherever they could find a crowd, when a call from Jim Carry transformed their lives. Turns out the actor was a fan, and wanted them for a cameo in his new movie, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. The band had a European tour coming up, and were wary of being made fun of, so they turned it down. Thankfully, the rubber-faced In Living Color vet wouldn’t take no for an answer, proving that you don’t need to have a lot of fans, just the right ones.


9. AC/DC in Private Parts

Howard Stern’s autobiographical film, based on his book of the same name, followed his rise in the world of radio and pop culture. For a man surrounded by naked ladies and adoring fans, it’s hard to track the exact moment he made it. But rocking out with AC/DC in the middle of Central Park, as throngs of fans clamor to get a piece of you, seems like it comes pretty close. You can actually see Stern go from hit host to radio god in this clip, as “You Shook Me All Night Long” blasts in the background.


8. Judas Priest meets The Simpsons

When you want to blast a bunch of peace-loving hippies out on their asses, you’re going to need some death metal. At least, that’s what the folks at The Simpsons thought when they set up this cameo from the metal gods. Unfortunately, thanks to a hearty online backlash, the writers of the classic series were soon informed that Judas Priest, while many things, are not in fact “death metal.” This led to the most Simpson-esque apology ever. Rock on, Bartman. Rock on.


7. Anthrax on Married…With Children

What do you get when Married…with Children spoofs My Dinner With Andre, substituting the erudite playwrights for a band so metal they piss rust? Well, for starters, a lot of headbanging, property destruction and blown eardrums. And much like everything else in life, Al seems to have missed the fun.


6. Motorhead rocks out on The Young Ones

The Young Ones didn’t just premiere on BBC2 in 1982 — it kicked the doors down to a new way of doing comedy. A full-on assault on the staid state of sitcoms, the show brought a punk rock vibe to the tired format, and in the process helped jumpstart a comedy revolution. For instance, where an old sitcom would just cut from one scene to the next, The Young Ones choose to have Lemmy and his crew deliver a raw version of “Ace of Spades.” The general attitude seemed to be, you don’t like this? Well, then F— you!


5. Red and Kitty Meet Kiss on That ’70s Show

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Long before they were banished to playing arena football games, Kiss was the hottest ticket in rock. The gang from That ’70s Show got to live out every ’70s teen’s dream when they were set loose backstage at a Kiss concert, taking full advantage of groupies, ganja and hard rock.


4. Ronnie James Dio in Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (NSFW, people!)

What does a young boy do when he was born to rock, and the world won’t let him? What tight compadre does he pray to for guidance and some sweet licks? If you’re a young Jables, half of “the world’s most awesome band,” you bow your head to Ronnie James Dio, aka the guy who freaking taught the world how to do the “Metal Horns.” Never before has a rock god been so literal than in this clip that turns it up to eleven.


3. Ozzy Osbourne in Trick or Treat

It’s hard to tell if Ozzy was trying his hardest here, or just didn’t give a flying f–k. What is clear is that, either way, it doesn’t really matter. Ozzy’s approach to acting seems to lean more heavily on Jack Daniels than sense memory, and yet seeing the slurry English rocker play a sex-obsessed televangelist is so ridiculous, he gets a free pass. Taking part in the cult horror Trick or Treat, Ozzy proves that he makes things better just by showing up. Because that’s exactly what he did here. Showed up. And it rocks.


2. Glenn Danzig on Portlandia

Danzig seems to be coming out of a self imposed exile these days. He just signed with a record company, and his appearance on Portlandia is reminding everyone how kick ass he truly is. Who else but “The Other Man in Black” could help Portland’s resident goths figure out what to wear to the beach? Carrie Brownstein called Danzig “amazing,” and he called Fred “a genius,” so this was a rare love fest for the progenitor of horror punk.


1. Alice Cooper in Wayne’s World

It’s surprising, sure, but for a scene that contains no music whatsoever, it’s probably the most famous metal moment in the history of film. When Alice Cooper informed Wayne and Garth that Milwaukee is actually pronounced “Milly-way-kay” back in 1992, he created one of the most famous scenes in comedy history. What’s more metal than that? Much like Wayne and Garth, we truly are not worthy.

Kate and Riki Talk About Their Hall & Oates Strip Tease on Late Night

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Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome stopped by Late Night With Seth Meyers last night to talk about three of everyone’s favorite things: John Oates, making new friends and Garfunkel and Oates.

The dynamic comedy folk duo behind IFC’s latest comedy told Seth about the idea behind Garfunkel and Oates, the thoughtful role they came up with to thank John Oates for letting them use his name, how bad dates can lead to great songs and how their relationship evolved thanks to the triumvirate of awesomeness: California Pizza Kitchen, MySpace and YouTube.

The duo also performed “Pregnant Women Are Smug.” Watch now and tune in for a new episode of Garfunkel and Oates on Thursday at 10p:

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This Week on Garfunkel and Oates: Porn and Puppets

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This week, Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci find out that they are their own worst competition. Sort of. Turns out they are being pitted against their porn star doppelgangers (named Chevrolet and Epiphany, of course) for a shot at writing a song for one of their all-time favorite TV shows. Then, as they continue to pursue their dream of making it big in Hollywood, Garfunkel and Oates find themselves having to use all their ingenuity and humor to survive a corporate gig that takes a turn for the worst.

Guest stars this week include, Sugar Lyn Beard, Abby Elliot, Chris Hardwick, Tig Notaro, Chris Parnell and John Oates. Yes, that John Oates.

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Garfunkel and Oates airs on IFC on Thursdays at 10p

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