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15 Porn Parodies That Prove Nothing Is Sacred

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Rule 34 of the Internet states: “If something exists, there’s a porn version of it.” On this week’s Garfunkel and Oates, Riki and Kate learn the hard way when they come face to face with their X-rated doppelgängers. Meet Garfinger and Butts.

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But Riki and Kate aren’t alone. Below are 15 very real, totally absurd porn parodies. We’ve also provided some alternate titles for some of the more boring ones. Since when did puns become passé?

Warning: NSFW.

15. Evil Head

What happens when two couples get trapped in a cabin? Things get groovy… and a bit gory, too.


14. Jersey Score

The MTV reality hit gets a gay makeover, with porn star Dean Coxx starring as The Stimulation. Sadly, there’s no male Snooki.


13. E.T. XXX (alt title: E.T. – The Extratesticular)

The lovable alien winds up with a bunch of college students who help him find his way home, with lots of awkward intercourse in the process.


12. X-Men XXX (alt title: XXX-Men)

Sure, the costumes are kind of cheap, but that’s part of the charm. Plus, they don’t stay on for long.


11. Gay of Thrones

Does a show with as much sex as Game of Thrones even need a porn version? Yes, of course.


10. Seinfeld XXX (alt title: Definitely Sponge-Worthy)

In the ‘90s there was this show called Seinfeld and—yadda, yadda, yadda—now there’s a porn parody.


9. Comedians in Cars Getting Sex

James Deen reprises his role as Jerry Seinfeld, this time spoofing the comedian’s popular web show. Something tells us this one isn’t sponsored by Acura.


8. Naporneon Dynamite

Eminently quotable indie flick transforms into deeply weird porn film, as Naporneon sets out to lose his virginity, gosh dang it.

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Inauguration Alternative

Bill Murray On Repeat

It's a movie "Murray-thon" all-day Friday on IFC.

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Democrats, Republicans and Millennials agree: 2017 is shaping up to be a spectacle — a spectacle that really kicks into high gear this Friday with the presidential inauguration. Not only will the new POTUS swear in, but all the Country’s highest offices will be filled. It’s a daunting prospect, and to feel a little anxious about it is only normal. But if your anxiety is snowballing into panic, we have a solution:
Bill Murray.

He’s the human embodiment of a mental “Happy Place”, and there’s really no problem he can’t solve. So, with that in mind, how about we all set aside reality for a moment and let Bill take the pain away by imagining a top-shelf White House cabinet filled exclusively by his signature characters. Here are a few hypothetical appointments for your consideration…

Secretary of Defense:
Bill Murray from Stripes

His incompetence is balanced by charm, and dumb luck is inexplicably on his side. America could do worse.

Secretary of State:
Bill Murray from Lost In Translation

A seasoned globetrotter steeped in regional traditions who has the respect of the whole wide world. And he kills Costello in karaoke, which is very important.

Press Secretary:
Bill Murray from Ghostbusters

“Cats and dogs, living together. Mass hysteria.” Dude knows how to brief a room.

Secretary of Health and Human Services:
Bill Murray from What About Bob.

A doctor-approved people person who knows that progress is measured in baby steps.

Secretary of Energy:
Bill Murray from Groundhog Day

Let’s be honest, this world is going to need a lot of do-overs.

Feeling better? Hold on to that bliss. And enjoy a healthy alternative to the inauguration brouhaha with multiple Murrays all Friday long in an IFC movie marathon including Kingpin, Zombieland, Ghostbusters, and Ghostbusters II.

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Hank Azaria Gets Thrown A Curve Ball

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P

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Unless you’ve somehow missed every episode of the Simpsons since 1989, then surely you know that Hank Azaria is one of the most important character actors of our time. He’s so prolific and his voice is so dynamic that he’s responsible for more iconic personalities than most folks realize. Basically, he’s the great and powerful Oz — except that when you pull back the curtain the truth is actually more impressive. And now Hank is coming to IFC to bring yet another character to the TV pop culture hive mind in the new series Brockmire. Check out the trailer below.

Based on the following Funny or Die short and co-starring Amanda Peet, Brockmire follows the story of imploded major league sportscaster Jim Brockmire as he tries to resurrect his career by calling plays for a floundering minor league team in a podunk town.

The series is written by Joel Church-Cooper (Undateable) and produced by Funny or Die’s Mike Farah and Joe Farrell, meaning that there’s funny in front of the camera, funny behind the camera–funny all around. Sounds like a ball to us.

Brockmire premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Car Notes

Portlandia On People Who Can’t Park

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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If flagrant bad parking takes nerve, then retaliatory note writing takes neuroses. Watch Fred and Carrie take passive aggression to next level in Car Notes, the new Portlandia web series presented by Subaru. The first episode is yours right here and now, and you can see every installment of Car Notes anytime online, on the IFC app and on demand.

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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