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Spirit of '92

The Funniest Political Moments of 1992

Documentary Now! exposes the political drama of 1992 with "The Bunker" premiering September 14th at 10P on IFC.

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For those of us lacking the courage to do the math in our heads, it’s been 24 years since the 1992 U.S. presidential election — one whose biggest scandal could very well be whether or not a candidate inhaled marijuana smoke. (Simpler times, then.) But that doesn’t mean the political stage was wanting for laughs.

With “The Bunker” — which kicks off Documentary Now!‘s new season —  offering a no-holds-barred look at the 1992 Ohio governor race, we thought it was worth looking back at some of the craziest political moments that happened during this gamechanging year. Take a look below, and get a sneak peek of “The Bunker” before its premiere on September 14th at 10P on IFC.

1. George Bush Sr. Ruins a Japanese State Dinner

Be it bad seafood or motion sickness from over-bowing, former president George H. W. Bush didn’t begin the year with a strong constitution. On January 8th, 1992, our esteemed Commander-in-Chief became ill at a banquet in the home of Japan’s prime minister and vomited onto the lap of a foreign dignitary — triggering a flood of late-night comedy jokes that wrote themselves.


2. Kid Says “Potato,” Dan Quayle Says “Potatoe”

Also known as The Forehead Slap Heard ‘Round the World, Dan Quayle capped off his four-year facepalm as vice president with a gaffe that a 12-year-old was too smart to make. Then a heartbeat away from the second most important job in the world, Quayle tried to correct a Trenton middle-schooler on the correct way to spell potato (“Potatoe,” apparently), forcing the child at his behest to add a superfluous E — a mistake that made Bart’s opening blackboard gag on the at-the-time new and groundbreaking animated series The Simpsons.


3. The Simpsons’ Rebuttal to Bush Remarks

Speaking of the Springfieldians, the Simpsons were the target of derision from George and Barb during their first few years on the air. The First Lady remarked in a 1990 interview that she thought the show was “the dumbest thing [she] had ever seen,” and then two years later, George double-downed by saying he aims to “make American families a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons.” In perfect prime-Simpsons form, the family replied to the speech with a newly edited intro to a rerun wherein Bart shot back, “Hey, we’re just like the Waltons. We’re praying for an end to the Depression, too.” 24 years later, everyone’s favorite yellow family is still taking potshots at political blowhards.


4. Bill Clinton Rallies Arsenio Hall’s Dog Pound

In what today would be the equivalent of Martin O’Malley having a rap-off with Jimmy Fallon, Bill Clinton secured the youth vote by busting out his sax and playing a presentable version of “Heartbreak Hotel” on The Arsenio Hall Show. Donned in the smoothest of Ray-Bans, the Democratic candidate reached heights of cool that carried him through the pre-LewinskyGate ’90s.


5. Admiral Stockdale’s Awkward Debate Performance

In 1992, plucky billionaire Ross Perot delighted Americans with his folksy aphorisms and primetime paid programming infomercials. But his on-again-off-again presidential hopes took a hit when his running mate Admiral James Stockdale stumbled his way through the first vice presidential debate. Long, confused silences and hearing aid fiddling drew questions on electability and inspired one of the best SNL sketches — with Dana Carvey doing his hilarious Perot impression and Phil Hartman as Stockdale — during that election cycle.


6. Clinton Asserts He “Didn’t Inhale”

During his campaign, standing in stark contrast to his devil-may-care saxophoning, Clinton emphatically claimed that he only smoked marijuana once in England, didn’t inhale, and never tried it again. (Note: 1992 was a time when the U.S. presidency hinged on that sort of thing.) It quickly became shorthand for a flimsy excuse and parodies popped up in SNL, In Living Color, and the 1994 David Spade/Jeremy Piven college comedy PCU.


7. Dan Quayle vs. Murphy Brown

Say what you will about the Bush administration, they really had it in for fictional characters. In this particular instance, Vice President Quayle chided fictional newsperson Murphy Brown (Candice Bergen) for having a make-believe child out of imaginary wedlock. Quoth the prophet Quayle while discussing family values: “It doesn’t help matters when primetime TV has Murphy Brown, a character who supposedly epitomizes today’s intelligent, highly paid professional woman, mocking the importance of fathers by bearing a child alone and calling it just another lifestyle choice.” And as with everything he did in 1992, Quayle was crushed by newly minted Tonight Show host Jay Leno and CBS’ hot new Late Show jokester David Letterman, whose watercooler-worthy barbs made them the Twitter pundits of their day. Even Quayle’s local TV promo (watch it above) couldn’t help his case!


8. Bush’s Supermarket Scanner Incident

Despite a post-First Iraq war bump (remember Operation Desert Shield/Storm?), Bush’s approval ratings hit the gutter in 1992 as the economy floundered, the job market gasped for air, and the middle class continued to shrink. Allegations that Bush and his administration were woefully out of touch with the American public surged after a video showed Bush “amazed” by a supermarket checkout scanner. Whether he was indeed flabbergasted by common Main Street USA technology or merely impressed by new improvements to the scanning system, Bush never shook the reputation of being a privileged, uncaring elite.


9. The Bush-Clinton-Perot Debates

President Bush didn’t fare well under the piercing stare of an angry electorate, initially dodging the presidential debates then looking weak and aloof while in them. Juxtaposed to Bush were the calm Clinton and angry sprite Perot — three personalities that could perfectly serve as a cold opening to Saturday Night Live. In the clip above, Carvey pulls double-duty as Bush and Perot, while Hartman brings his “goofy ol’ country boy Clinton” A-game.


10. Bill Clinton Visits McDonald’s

After Clinton’s decisive win, Phil Hartman slipped into what would become one of the comedic great’s most famous impressions like a pair of easy-fit sweats. And showcasing the president-elect’s swagger in his new role, the SNL star performed his most memorable sketch as the Commander-in-Chief on December 5th, 1992. (It’s also one of the few times Phil actually broke character during a sketch.)

Watch MTV’s Tabitha Soren covering the heated ’92 Ohio Governor election below. To see who wins, catch the season premiere of Documentary Now! September 14th at 10P on IFC.

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Watch the Yo! IFC Acts Movie Marathon Memorial Day Weekend.

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Memorial Day weekend: how to celebrate? Nothing quite says “screw spring—let’s do summer” like blockbuster movies starring rappers who ditched lucrative music careers in order to become actors. It happened a lot, remember? Especially in and around the ’90s. Will Smith, Eminem, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Marky Mark Wahlberg, Ludacris…icons with the hubris to try the silver screen instead and have it totally work out.

But what if more rappers had made the leap? That’s a rhetorical question—movies (and life) would’ve been better, obviously. To prove it, here are some movies that totally would’ve been more memorable with rappers.

The Godfather

Starring Biggie, not Brando.
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Only Coolio could improve upon Gene Wilder’s performance.
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Billy Elliot, with a dose of Missy Elliott.
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Robin Hood: Price of Thieves

Low hanging fruit, Hollywood.
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And of course…

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See NONE of those movies and a whole bunch of real ones this Memorial Day weekend on IFC’s rapper-filled movie marathon.

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Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

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Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

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The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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