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5 Bizarre Fan Festivals You Can Actually Attend

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This week’s brand-new episode of Documentary Now! spotlights an Icelandic town with a serious Al Capone fetish. If the episode teaches us anything, it’s that people will take their obsessions to some bizarre lengths. If you’ve ever loved something so much that you’ve found yourself in a Holiday Inn banquet hall while dressed in a giant unicorn costume, then this just might be the list for you.

5. International UFO Congress

Ever been abducted by aliens? Or at least hope to be? Have we got a festival for you! For one week each year, like-minded enthusiasts gather with experts to break down the latest in Ufology, talk government conspiracies and attend a film festival with awards like Best Abductee/Contactee Documentary. A qualified therapist is even on hand to lead “Experiencer Sessions.” Who knows, a little green man himself might show up someday, if he can afford the ticket to Phoenix and enjoys a good cocktail party.


4. Go Blonde

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When Latvia found their economy sagging in 2009, they consulted with top economists and came up with a pragmatic solution: A massive festival celebrating fair-haired ladies. The theory was that blondes have more fun, and hopefully more disposable income. The annual event, now the biggest “Blonde Fest” in the world, includes parades, Marilyn Monroe lookalike contests (much like Arborg, Iceland’s Al Capone-themed contest) and an all-night party. And it’s worked, becoming an economic booster similar to the Carnival celebration in Brazil, except with a lot less brunettes.


3. Anthrocon

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Ah, Anthrocon, the convention that caters to people who enjoy spending their time in and around anthropomorphized animal costumes. Many wear full getups as they peruse the tables at the annual convention, which house a variety of furry-inspired art, before gathering in “The Zoo” to meet and party with like-minded people. Er, like-minded people dressed in six-foot purple cat costumes, that is.


2. Frozen Dead Guy Days

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In the early ’90s, a Norwegian citizen named Trygve Bauge attempted to start his own cryogenics facility in Nederland, Colorado. Unfortunately, the business was dead on arrival, just like Bauge’s grandfather, Bredo Morstøl, the only person to actually get frozen before the whole thing went kaput. And remain on ice he has, for the last twenty odd years. The frosty fella’s popularity inspired a festival of course, complete with “Frozen Dead Guy” lookalike contests, coffin races and dips in the icy Colorado River.


1. Festival of the Steel Phallus

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Every year at the Kanayama Shrine in Japan, hundreds gather to honor the male member. Kanamara Matsuri, or “Festival of the Steel Phallus,” is based on an old legend about a demon that consumed male genitalia. (Seriously. Google it if you don’t believe us.) A blacksmith was tasked with building an iron phallus, which broke the demon’s teeth. Now, every year the metal phallus is honored with parades, and a variety of vegetables, candies and the like, all shaped like this popular part of the human anatomy. You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

Think these festivals are strange? Check out Iceland’s Al Capone lookalike contest spotlighted on this week’s brand-new Documentary Now!

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Inauguration Alternative

Bill Murray On Repeat

It's a movie "Murray-thon" all-day Friday on IFC.

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Democrats, Republicans and Millennials agree: 2017 is shaping up to be a spectacle — a spectacle that really kicks into high gear this Friday with the presidential inauguration. Not only will the new POTUS swear in, but all the Country’s highest offices will be filled. It’s a daunting prospect, and to feel a little anxious about it is only normal. But if your anxiety is snowballing into panic, we have a solution:
Bill Murray.

He’s the human embodiment of a mental “Happy Place”, and there’s really no problem he can’t solve. So, with that in mind, how about we all set aside reality for a moment and let Bill take the pain away by imagining a top-shelf White House cabinet filled exclusively by his signature characters. Here are a few hypothetical appointments for your consideration…

Secretary of Defense:
Bill Murray from Stripes

His incompetence is balanced by charm, and dumb luck is inexplicably on his side. America could do worse.

Secretary of State:
Bill Murray from Lost In Translation

A seasoned globetrotter steeped in regional traditions who has the respect of the whole wide world. And he kills Costello in karaoke, which is very important.

Press Secretary:
Bill Murray from Ghostbusters

“Cats and dogs, living together. Mass hysteria.” Dude knows how to brief a room.

Secretary of Health and Human Services:
Bill Murray from What About Bob.

A doctor-approved people person who knows that progress is measured in baby steps.

Secretary of Energy:
Bill Murray from Groundhog Day

Let’s be honest, this world is going to need a lot of do-overs.

Feeling better? Hold on to that bliss. And enjoy a healthy alternative to the inauguration brouhaha with multiple Murrays all Friday long in an IFC movie marathon including Kingpin, Zombieland, Ghostbusters, and Ghostbusters II.

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Hank Azaria Gets Thrown A Curve Ball

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P

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Unless you’ve somehow missed every episode of the Simpsons since 1989, then surely you know that Hank Azaria is one of the most important character actors of our time. He’s so prolific and his voice is so dynamic that he’s responsible for more iconic personalities than most folks realize. Basically, he’s the great and powerful Oz — except that when you pull back the curtain the truth is actually more impressive. And now Hank is coming to IFC to bring yet another character to the TV pop culture hive mind in the new series Brockmire. Check out the trailer below.

Based on the following Funny or Die short and co-starring Amanda Peet, Brockmire follows the story of imploded major league sportscaster Jim Brockmire as he tries to resurrect his career by calling plays for a floundering minor league team in a podunk town.

The series is written by Joel Church-Cooper (Undateable) and produced by Funny or Die’s Mike Farah and Joe Farrell, meaning that there’s funny in front of the camera, funny behind the camera–funny all around. Sounds like a ball to us.

Brockmire premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Car Notes

Portlandia On People Who Can’t Park

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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If flagrant bad parking takes nerve, then retaliatory note writing takes neuroses. Watch Fred and Carrie take passive aggression to next level in Car Notes, the new Portlandia web series presented by Subaru. The first episode is yours right here and now, and you can see every installment of Car Notes anytime online, on the IFC app and on demand.

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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