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The 11 Best (and Worst) Actors Who Moonlight as Rock Stars

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There comes a time for all of us when the world makes us grow up. We aren’t going to make the NBA with our one-inch vertical. Our garage band probably isn’t going to open for Bon Jovi, unless we learn what a C chord is. But for Hollywood superstars, no one ever says no. Just look at Keanu Reeves, whose band Dogstar did just that, performing as the opening act for the “Wanted Dead or Alive” rockers on their 1995 World Tour. Join us below for a look at a few actors’ musical projects, and help us determine which are legit, and which get by on a big name and an even bigger ego.

11. Worst: Corey Feldman, Corey Feldman’s Truth Movement

Oh boy. It’s hard to criticize a band when it’s clearly the result of some disturbing childhood traumas. Lord knows what made Mr. Feldman want to become a second rate Michael Jackson impersonator, vamping his way through a rental house in the Valley, with ads for an off-brand energy drink hanging in the background. Whatever it is, we wish him luck in his recovery so we never have to see anything like this again.


10. Best: Zoey Deschanel, She & Him

Love her or hate her, Zoey Deschanel is much more than her adorkable persona suggests. Singer-songwriter M. Ward met Deschanel on the set of The Go-Getter, and quickly discovered a kindred spirit. Deschanel admitted she loved to write music, but was embarrassed to share it because of her acting career. He encouraged her to do just that, and She & Him, a charming band that combines elements of indie pop, doo-wop and R&B, was born.


9. Worst: Jim Belushi, The New Blues Brothers

On a certain level, you’ve got to respect the hustle. I mean, a brother’s got to work. But aren’t we all a little uncomfortable that Jim Belushi has basically become a professional impersonator of his late, great brother? Sure, it looks like he’s having fun up there, but doesn’t he have enough According to Jim checks in the bank to just front his own band and not tarnish John’s legacy?


8. Worst: Bruce Willis and the Accelerators

Hey, if you were drunk in a South Jersey bar at one in the morning, maybe this is the type of music you’d want to hear. But this band, which is made up of one superstar, and a group of studio musicians who like money, goes on nationwide tours and headlines Netflix concerts. If there isn’t a dartboard within five feet of Bruce’s hip shaking harmonica moves, something is very wrong.


7. Best: Maya Rudolph, The Rentals

The Rentals is a rock band fronted by Weezer bassist Matt Sharp. It’s had a revolving door of musicians over the years, but one of the most popular was Maya Rudolph, who played keyboard and sang backing vocals on tour with the band before she broke out on Saturday Night Live. Since then, we’ve all gotten a taste of her powerhouse talents, but it just goes to show you, this was no vanity project. She’s the real deal.


6. Worst: Johnny Depp, The Hollywood Vampires

Before Johnny Depp put on pancake makeup and turned into a living pile of scarves, he was a musician in bands The Kids and Rock City Angels. 21 Jump Street would change that, to the point that he complained earlier this year about actors moonlighting in bands, saying it “made [him] sick.” He then immediately went and formed a new band, the aptly named Hollywood Vampires, with Alice Cooper and Aerosmith’s Joe Perry.

5. Best: Donald Glover, Childish Gambino

Few would have thought that Troy from Community would become one of the most interesting rappers working today. While many of us with too much time on our hands may have plugged our names into an online Wu-Tang rap name generator, Donald somehow turned his results into a flourishing career in hip hop. Somehow, in a few short years, he’s written for 30 Rock, starred on Community, had his own Comedy Central stand-up special, and been the focus of an online campaign to make him the next Spider-Man. But his rap career has increasingly become the thing he’s known for, and with good reason. Renaissance man, meet the Internet.


4. Worst: Billy Bob Thornton, The Boxmasters

Oh Billy, maybe just lighten up a bit, and you’d be left alone to play your rockabilly music in peace. The actor, who can most recently be seen blowing the lid off the joint on FX’s Fargo, is clearly passionate about his band. Maybe a little too passionate. When an interviewer deigned to ask him about his acting career, and not his tour with Willie Nelson, Thornton shut down, but not before insulting his Canadian audience, calling them “mashed potatoes without gravy.” The band ended up canceling shows rather than being booed off the stage.


3. Best: Steve Martin, Steep Canyon Rangers

Steve Martin first burst onto the American comedy scene with a banjo in his hand and an arrow through his head. The arrow was long ago retired, but the banjo has become a prominent part of his life. No longer in the service of a laugh, Martin is a two-time Grammy winner, and even set up the “Steve Martin Prize for Excellence in Banjo and Bluegrass,” an award established to reward artistry and bring greater visibility to bluegrass performers.


2. Worst: Russell Crowe, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts

Another misfire, at least in terms of the music. If Russell Crowe wants to throw back a few pints and belt out a song with some friends, then more power to him. But if he stuck to karaoke night at the local pub, we might all be better off for it. (It might’ve spared us his tone deaf turn in Les Miserables.)


1. Best: Jack Black, Tenacious D

Jack Black’s whole identity is tied up in his comedy/rock band Tenacious D,  which he rocks out in with his band mate Kyle Gass. The two made their names by rocking as hard as any metal band ever, while also managing to make us laugh. It’s no easy feat. The band has fronted its own TV show, its own music and comedy festival, and its own movie. They even won a Grammy for Best Metal Performance at the 2015 Grammys which puts them in the same category as such luminaries as Metallica and Jethro Tull.


On the Fence: Jared Leto, Thirty Seconds to Mars

Despite their critics, there are many people (particularly 12-year-old girls wearing too much eyeliner) who legitimately love this band. You have to admit, what probably started out as a vanity project has become the real thing. Hit records. Sold out tours. They were so successful, Mr. Leto seems to have forgotten he was an actor for a few years there until Dallas Buyers Club brought him back to the big screen. We’ll call this band a Rorschach test. Good or bad is in the eye of the beholder.

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Bill Murray On Repeat

It's a movie "Murray-thon" all-day Friday on IFC.

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Democrats, Republicans and Millennials agree: 2017 is shaping up to be a spectacle — a spectacle that really kicks into high gear this Friday with the presidential inauguration. Not only will the new POTUS swear in, but all the Country’s highest offices will be filled. It’s a daunting prospect, and to feel a little anxious about it is only normal. But if your anxiety is snowballing into panic, we have a solution:
Bill Murray.

He’s the human embodiment of a mental “Happy Place”, and there’s really no problem he can’t solve. So, with that in mind, how about we all set aside reality for a moment and let Bill take the pain away by imagining a top-shelf White House cabinet filled exclusively by his signature characters. Here are a few hypothetical appointments for your consideration…

Secretary of Defense:
Bill Murray from Stripes

His incompetence is balanced by charm, and dumb luck is inexplicably on his side. America could do worse.

Secretary of State:
Bill Murray from Lost In Translation

A seasoned globetrotter steeped in regional traditions who has the respect of the whole wide world. And he kills Costello in karaoke, which is very important.

Press Secretary:
Bill Murray from Ghostbusters

“Cats and dogs, living together. Mass hysteria.” Dude knows how to brief a room.

Secretary of Health and Human Services:
Bill Murray from What About Bob.

A doctor-approved people person who knows that progress is measured in baby steps.

Secretary of Energy:
Bill Murray from Groundhog Day

Let’s be honest, this world is going to need a lot of do-overs.

Feeling better? Hold on to that bliss. And enjoy a healthy alternative to the inauguration brouhaha with multiple Murrays all Friday long in an IFC movie marathon including Kingpin, Zombieland, Ghostbusters, and Ghostbusters II.

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Hank Azaria Gets Thrown A Curve Ball

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P

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Unless you’ve somehow missed every episode of the Simpsons since 1989, then surely you know that Hank Azaria is one of the most important character actors of our time. He’s so prolific and his voice is so dynamic that he’s responsible for more iconic personalities than most folks realize. Basically, he’s the great and powerful Oz — except that when you pull back the curtain the truth is actually more impressive. And now Hank is coming to IFC to bring yet another character to the TV pop culture hive mind in the new series Brockmire. Check out the trailer below.

Based on the following Funny or Die short and co-starring Amanda Peet, Brockmire follows the story of imploded major league sportscaster Jim Brockmire as he tries to resurrect his career by calling plays for a floundering minor league team in a podunk town.

The series is written by Joel Church-Cooper (Undateable) and produced by Funny or Die’s Mike Farah and Joe Farrell, meaning that there’s funny in front of the camera, funny behind the camera–funny all around. Sounds like a ball to us.

Brockmire premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Portlandia On People Who Can’t Park

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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If flagrant bad parking takes nerve, then retaliatory note writing takes neuroses. Watch Fred and Carrie take passive aggression to next level in Car Notes, the new Portlandia web series presented by Subaru. The first episode is yours right here and now, and you can see every installment of Car Notes anytime online, on the IFC app and on demand.

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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