At long last, the Brockmire pre-premiere has arrived. Which means you can watch it right now—on IFC.com, at Funny Or Die, on IFC’s Apple TV and mobile apps, on Youtube, on Facebook, on the AMC apps, and right here. So grab some headphones and get watching.
No seriously, get headphones.
Because whether he’s giving a play-by-play or ruminating on the world around him, Jim Brockmire calls it like he sees it. And how he sees it is very NSFW. His take on life is actually quite refreshing, even to the point of being profoundly sage. For proof just look at these pearls of unconventional wisdom from the premiere…
Brockmire On The Internet
“If I need porn I just buy a nudie mag, like my father and his father before him.”
Brockmire On Sex-Ed
Brockmire On The Perfect High
Brockmire On The Tardiness of Spring
“Old man winter’s reaching his hand inside your coat to give that thing one more squeeze.”
Brockmire On Keeping Perspective
Brockmire On Humanity
See these nuggets and more in the first episode of Brockmire, and see the whole season beginning April 5 at 10P on IFC.