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Seriously! Maybe I am just getting old and bitter and less patient, but I really think people are just becoming bigger assholes. If you are at work and it is your job to somehow serve people perhaps you should just start doing that! I mean how are rude, incompetent people keeping their jobs? Now you guys are probably thinking I must be one of those difficult bitches who enjoys sending weak drinks back to the bar and yelling at servers over spotted silverware. Actually, I am quite the opposite. I am far more likely to just suck it up and not say anything, but lately the customer service has been so atrocious that I feel the need to speak up.

Most girls in the adult entertainment business will tell you they love meeting fans. I am no exception. I sign at every convention possible, attend as many parties as I can, and still actively feature dance at least once a month. It is not only our chance to thank the people that keep us in business, but it is also grassroots marketing at its best. Ninety-nine percent of my fans are absolutely wonderful and I truly enjoy spending time with them. Unfortunately, there are always one or two that in some way are seriously out of line. I know it comes with the territory, but why do these idiots have to ruin it for everyone else? I can't figure out if they are truly assholes or just plain socially inept. In the ten years that I have been involved in the adult business I have encountered more than my fair share of these guys. Through the years, I have developed my own list of proper fan etiquette. Some of the following apply to strip clubs, some apply to conventions or bookstore signings, and some apply to the rare chance you spot your favorite pornstar in the supermarket. Please read and obey....

Every person I know has a different opinion about what is wrong with our country or the biggest problem with our society. I admit there is a lot of shit wrong with the world, but I am not going to go on about gas prices, or global warming, or nuclear weapons. We all know the seriousness of these things.

Okay...some of you may think this is a frivolous post, but I feel I have to say something. I have noticed an alarming (and nauseating) trend lately in every nightclub, restaurant, and bar I have been to...

It is NOT cool for a straight man to wear sequins and/or rhinestones! Leave the sparkly to the ladies. Seriously, the hot new fad of t-shirts with faux jewels on them is NOT cool. No man should ever look like a disco ball and while yes, it does get the attention of the females...it is not the kind you want.

Who would have thought that an industry that deals in sex could be sexist? I thought we here in the adult industry (ahem...Porn Industry) were supposed to be open minded and forward thinking when it comes to sex....I guess I was wrong.

I first noticed it when I began directing. Almost every director (and certainly the respected ones) are men. John Stagliano, Brad Armstrong, Joone, Michael Raven, Peter North, Jules Jordan, Eli Cross... they are considered gods among porn fans. When I started directing, I got a lot of "how cute" and "who is really directing the movie?" I am not knocking the tremendous talent of the above mentioned group, but I think I have earned my place among them. I DID direct the most expensive and one of the most successful adult films of last year. And not only did I direct it, but I also wrote, produced, art directed, AND starred in it! And yet still, my own colleagues insist on referring to me as one of the best FEMALE directors in the business. Why can't I just be a great director? What does my vagina have to do with it? When will AVN hand over that Best Director trophy to one of us vaginally equipped directors? If not me, then how about Belladonna (who has certainly proved she can out nasty even the raunchiest boys) or Kelly Holland (who has outlasted most of the men) or any of the other qualified ladies?

It is also very strange to me how many places will not let me in because I am a porn star only to let Ron Jeremy cruise right past and into the VIP section. Just like in regular society, a male porn performer is idolized and a celebrity and a female one is a slut. WTF? Ron Jeremy has made a second career out of cameos and reality shows, but you think for a moment Jenna Jameson would have been as celebrated on The Surreal Life? OH wait... they did let a porn girl on tv... to humiliate herself on Celebrity Rehab. Coincidence? I think not!

"Video killed the radio star..." I'm sure everyone has heard that famous line/song. Well, I got a new one for you: "Internet killed the porno star!" I may sound like a radical lunatic, but I really think the internet will lead to the downfall of life as we know it. I could go on and on about the generic evils of a computer-driven society, but I won't. That's not what I am here to do. I will leave that to the crazy homeless man with the wine breath and cardboard sign down on Main Street. Instead, I will just focus on my area of expertise: PORNO!

I guess it is human nature to destroy things...especially the ones you would think we would want to protect: our bodies, our love lives, our planet, and forms of entertainment that we love. We have virtually
all but destroyed the music industry with illegal downloading and burning of cds. Not only have the musicians themselves suffered, but so have people who work at the recording labels. I'm sure you have
all heard about the many mass lay-offs at many of the top companies. And how many people do you think lost their jobs when places like Tower Records went out of business?

By Stormy Daniels

Thanks for reading my first blog! I'm Stormy Daniels, I'm an adult film star and I'll be blogging a little bit about the business that I am in. I am a writer, director and performer. I've starred in several adult movies you may have seen like Space Nuts. A clip of which was seen in the 40-Year Old Virgin, as well as a cameo by yours truly! I have been fortunate to have appeared in several 'mainstream' projects like Mind of Mencia, AMC's Shootout with Peter Guber and Peter Bart and Knocked Up.

I love my job and while it is work, have a great time doing it. A couple of years ago, Wicked Pictures had faith in me to begin directing movies for them. It grew from me writing scripts for their movies (yes porn movies have scripts...not all but mine do!) and never quite feeling that the finished product was what I had in mind. The directing came natural to me, I still had a lot to learn, of course, but I think I blossomed quite well! Three Wishes, Gossip and Sleeping Around are some of my movies.

I'm in preproduction of my next movie, Operation Tropical Stormy. It's a sequel to Operation Desert Stormy. Operation Desert Stormy was Wicked Pictures big movie last year. I wrote, directed and starred in it. I'm very proud of that movie, a lot of blood, sweat and tears went into the making it. The pay off was that it was well received by the adult industry and (thankfully) won several awards.

With Operation Tropical Stormy, I'm going bigger (insert breast joke, LOL)! I think the casual person will be quite surprised about the amount of effort that goes on behind the scenes of an adult movie, especially a big budget one like this. I will again direct and star, I've already written the script and now the real fun is ready to begin.

Keep checking in on my blog because there is a lot more to come and I want you to along for the ride!