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Episode 201 - DYKES LIKE US
Hot Lesbian Sex
1/2 oz cherry brandy
1/2 oz peach brandy
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 splash 151 proof rum

Add equal parts of the brandies and peach schnapps in a shot glass. Top with 151. Set fire to it and serve.
Episode 202 - WE'RE NUMBER TWO
One Cock and Two Balls
2 oz dark rum
2 oz Irish cream liqueur
4 oz espresso

Serve ingredients hot in a mug.
Episode 203 - BAD LUCK BRAD
Chocolate Chimp
2/4 oz vodka
3/4 oz banana liqueur
3/4 oz chocolate liqueur
2 oz cream Combine all ingredients and shake vigorously.

Pour into a large martini glass swirled with chocolate syrup. Garnish with banana slice.
Episode 204 - JACKIE MEETS HER MATCH
Adios Motherfucker
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz triple sec
2/ oz sweet and sour
2 oz lemon lime soda

Combine first six ingredients into a chilled tall glass filled with ice. Top with soda and stir gently. Garnish with lemon.
Episode 205 - YOGA BRAIN
Brentwood Iced Tea
1 oz gold tequila
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1 oz cinnamon schnapps
3 splashes 151 proof rum
2 oz vanilla vodka

In a beer mug full of ice, pour in the tequila, gin, light rum and stir. Stir in the cinnamon schnapps and the vanilla vodka. Splash the 151 proof rum on top.

Episode 206 - THE CAROLINA MOONSHINERS
Sourpuss Martini
2 oz citrus vodka
1/2 oz sour apple schnapps
1/2 oz orange liqueur
3/4 oz fresh lemon juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker and shake well with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a slice of lemon.
Episode 207 - STRAIGHT UP YOUR HEART
Birth Control
1 1/2 oz whisky
1 1/2 oz gin

Pour both ingredients into a rocks glass and swill.
Episode 208 - GOOD TIMES AND GREAT OLDIES
Snake Bite
1/2 pint beer
1 shot vodka
1/2 pint apple cider

Pour vodka into a pint glass. Add cider and lager. Stir and serve.