Mary is advised by her friend Moshe that the vital heart of any seduction campaign is the ability to converse. With her yearning for the mayor of San Francisco burning ever fiercer, our intrepid heroine tries to learn to talk good.
- Episodes
Mary Van Note Ep 1: Good Conversationalist
Mary is advised by her friend Moshe that... more »
Mary Van Note Ep 2: Good Job
Mary is inspired to make changes in her... more »
Mary Van Note Ep 3: Wing Woman
Mary realizes that the only way she'll get... more »
Mary Van Note Ep 4: Politics
Mary's ignorance is thrown into high relief by... more »
Mary Van Note Ep 5: Boyfriend
Mary shows us the best way to seduce... more »
Mary Van Note Ep 6: Nemesis
Batman's got the Joker. Ahab, Moby Dick. And... more »
Mary Van Note Ep 7: Drinking
Upon hearing that foxy San Francisco Mayor Gavin... more »
Mary Van Note Ep 8: Vacation
When the pressures of writing, directing, and starring... more »
Mary Van Note Ep 9: Cocaine
Flies are to honey as foxy San Francisco... more »
Mary Van Note Ep 10: Cheese Party!
It is a well known fact in dating... more »
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Funny & funny, I love it. truly the most dramatic conversations involve slapping.
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