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Gavin Really Wants Me Episode One: Good Conversationalist

Mary is advised by her friend Moshe that the vital heart of any seduction campaign is the ability to converse. With her yearning for the mayor of San Francisco burning ever fiercer, our intrepid heroine tries to learn to talk...

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Gavin Really Wants Me Episode Two: Good Job

Mary is inspired to make changes in her career when she realizes the object of her romantic obsessions, Gavin Newsom, the mayor of San Francisco, would never bang a deli working loser. A personal banker, maybe....

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Gavin Really Wants Me Episode Three: Wing Woman

Mary realizes that the only way she'll get into the Honorable Gavin Newsom's pants is with the help of an accomplice,er...wing woman. One less attractive than she is, of course. A crazy plan...but it just might work....

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Gavin Really Wants Me Episode Four: Politics

Mary's ignorance is thrown into high relief by Moshe's vise like grasp of the issues. Afraid of losing her future boyfriend, Mayor Gavin Newsom, Mary tries to inform herself by getting politically active....

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Gavin Really Wants Me Episode Five: Boyfriend

Mary shows us the best way to seduce the mayor of San Francisco: make him jealous. Step 1: Call your apartment a "restaur-ant". Step 2: Speed dating! Step 3: Flaunt the lucky winner on the steps of City Hall. That...

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Gavin Really Wants Me Episode Six: Nemesis

Batman's got the Joker. Ahab, Moby Dick. And Mary Van Note's no different. There's almost no time for stalking sexbomb Mayor Gavin Newsom with her arch enemy on the prowl....

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Gavin Really Wants Me Episode Seven: Drinking

Upon hearing that foxy San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has entered rehab, Mary decides to explore the rich and multifaceted pleasures of the imbiber's lifestyle for herself....

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Gavin Really Wants Me Episode Eight: Vacation

When the pressures of writing, directing, and starring in a web series prove too much, Mary strikes out on a wildly exotic vacation, and Moshe tags along to protect her....

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Gavin Really Wants Me Episode Nine: Cocaine

Flies are to honey as foxy San Francisco mayors are to...? Mary Van Note thinks she has the answer to this one, even if Moshe resents it....

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Gavin Really Wants Me Episode Ten: Cheese Party!

It is a well known fact in dating circles that politicians, be they liberal or conservative, like dairy products. Really. Especially at parties. It's a vital part of Mary's seduction strategy!...

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Funny & funny, I love it. truly the most dramatic conversations involve slapping.

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