Mary Van Note Ep 1: Good Conversationalist
Mary is advised by her friend Moshe that the vital heart of any seduction campaign is the ability to converse. With her yearning for the mayor of San Francisco burning ever fiercer, our intrepid heroine tries to learn to talk good.view all comments
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Mary Van Note Ep 1: Good Conversationalist
Mary is advised by her friend Moshe that the vital heart of any seduction campaign is the ability to converse. With her yearning for the mayor of San Francisco burning ever fiercer, our intrepid heroine tries to learn to talk good.
Mary Van Note Ep 2: Good Job
Mary is inspired to make changes in her career when she realizes the object of her romantic obsessions, Gavin Newsom, the mayor of San Francisco, would never bang a deli working loser. A personal banker, maybe.
Mary Van Note Ep 3: Wing Woman
Mary realizes that the only way she'll get into the Honorable Gavin Newsom's pants is with the help of an accomplice,er...wing woman. One less attractive than she is, of course. A crazy plan... but it just might work.
Mary Van Note Ep 4: Politics
Mary's ignorance is thrown into high relief by Moshe's vise like grasp of the issues. Afraid of losing her future boyfriend, Mayor Gavin Newsom, Mary tries to inform herself by getting politically active.
Mary Van Note Ep 5: Boyfriend
Mary shows us the best way to seduce the mayor of San Francisco: make him jealous. Step 1: Call your apartment a "restaur-ant". Step 2: Speed dating! Step 3: Flaunt the lucky winner on the steps of City Hall. That should do it!
Mary Van Note Ep 6: Nemesis
Batman's got the Joker. Ahab, Moby Dick. And Mary Van Note's no different. There's almost no time for stalking sexbomb Mayor Gavin Newsom with her arch enemy on the prowl.
Mary Van Note Ep 7: Drinking
Upon hearing that foxy San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has entered rehab, Mary decides to explore the rich and multifaceted pleasures of the imbiber's lifestyle for herself.
Mary Van Note Ep 8: Vacation
When the pressures of writing, directing, and starring in a web series prove too much, Mary strikes out on a wildly exotic vacation, and Moshe tags along to protect her.
Mary Van Note Ep 9: Cocaine
Flies are to honey as foxy San Francisco mayors are to...? Mary Van Note thinks she has the answer to this one, even if Moshe resents it.
Mary Van Note Ep 10: Cheese Party!
It is a well known fact in dating circles that politicians, be they liberal or conservative, like dairy products. Really. Especially at parties. It's a vital part of Mary's seduction strategy!
