Roy is someone whose spiky personality ensures that he will always be kept as far away from normal people as possible. Society would probably keep him in a cage hanging over a cliff if he didn't know anything about computers; as it is, they store him deep in a basement, where, far from prying eyes, he is able to indulge his love of everything that is bad for him; fast food, comics and endless nonsensical arguments with his best friend, Moss.

Rumour has it Roy may have had a girlfriend at some point. He can often be found wandering up to the fifth floor to look at all the beautiful girls up there. Once while he was fixing the PC of a girl on fifth floor she rested her cup of coffee on his back. Could this be love?