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The 25 most quotable “Anchorman” one-liners

A scene from "Anchorman"

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14. “Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.” — Ron Burgundy

13. “I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” — Ron Burgundy

12. “You look like a blueberry.” — Veronica Corningstone

11. “The human torch was denied a bank loan.” — Ron Burgundy

10. “It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.” — Champ Kind

9. “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.” — Brick Tamland

8. “[I'll] take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.” — Champ Kind

7. “It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.” — Ron Burgundy

6. “What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.” — Ron Burgundy

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