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Sequins
By Stormy Daniels on 05/13/2008
Filed under: Stormy DanielsOkay...some of you may think this is a frivolous post, but I feel I have to say something. I have noticed an alarming (and nauseating) trend lately in every nightclub, restaurant, and bar I have been to...
It is NOT cool for a straight man to wear sequins and/or rhinestones! Leave the sparkly to the ladies. Seriously, the hot new fad of t-shirts with faux jewels on them is NOT cool. No man should ever look like a disco ball and while yes, it does get the attention of the females...it is not the kind you want.
All that pointing and giggling you've been getting is not, "Ohhh, look at his shirt. I bet he has a huge cock and I must have him now (giggles)". It is really more of, "Look at the douchebag in the cheesy shirt".
Not only will I not talk to a dude in one of these horrific ensembles, I will laugh at him. If I were to go home with a guy and find one of these shirts hidden in his closet (yes, I have began checking) I will promptly leave with my vagina still safely tucked into my panties.
Once again, the only men EVER allowed to wear sequins are Elvis Presley and Elton John. And you, sir, are neither....
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