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The 10 Most Fist-Pumping Songs From the Rocky Movies

Get pumped with an all-day Rocky movie marathon Saturday, August 20th on IFC.

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Whether it’s in the gym or at our cubicle, Rocky has been inspiring all of us to take it to the max since 1976. And a big part of the underdog boxer’s success is the many great songs that have been featured on the Rocky movie soundtracks.

Before you catch IFC’s Rocky movie marathon, raise your fists high with 10 rousing songs that inspire the fighter in all of us.

10. “Keep it Up,” Snap! (Rocky V)

You’re forgiven if you don’t remember the Rocky V soundtrack, which featured a forgettable MC Hammer track (“That’s What I Said“) where the parachute-pants wearing rapper basically repeats “Hammertime!” and “Can’t Touch This” over a lackluster beat. But if you’re looking for a solid early ’90s workout jam, you could do worse than “Keep It Up” from the Eurodance outfit Snap!. Sure, it’s pretty much a carbon copy of their far superior hit “The Power,” but this is Rocky V we’re talking about. “Passable” should be one of its IMDB keywords.


9. “Last Breath,” Future (Creed)

The 2015 hit Creed carried the Rocky soundtrack torch proudly, offering up a healthy mix of rousing hip-hop and R&B. “Last Breath,” from frequent Drake collaborate Future, lifts elements of Bill Conti’s iconic Rocky theme to create a propulsive hip hop track that, like the film it comes from, pays tribute to past greats while also sounding like the (pun ahead!) future.


8. “Double or Nothing,” Kenny Loggins and Gladys Knight (Rocky IV)

’80s soundtrack king Kenny “Footloose” Loggins teamed up with Gladys Knight for this catchy midtempo number. On the scale of Loggins soundtrack hits, this one is no “Danger Zone.” It’s not even “Nobody’s Fool” from Caddyshack II. But it’ll still get the job done when you’re going double or nothing on the treadmill.


7. “Hearts on Fire,” John Cafferty (Rocky IV)

Stallone was such a fan of John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band (yes, that’s a real band), he used one of their songs in his 1986 actioner Cobra. Cafferty went solo for this synth-tastic Rocky IV track, which was cowritten by composer Vince Dicola. If ’80s synths are your jam, look no further.


6. “It’s a Fight,” Three 6 Mafia (Rocky Balboa)

The Rocky Balboa soundtrack featured music highlights from every Rocky soundtrack and a new song from rap group Three 6 Mafia. While it didn’t win an Oscar like the group’s hit “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp,” this track still gets the blood pumping. Too bad though. We would’ve liked to see Three 6 Mafia give an Oscar shout-out to ol’ Rocky.


5. “Lord Knows,” Meek Mill (Creed)

Another gem from the Creed soundtrack, this Meek Mill track was the perfect musical accompaniment to Adonis’ upward climb. In fact, the entire soundtrack is pretty great. Check out “Grip” from Creed star Tessa Thompson for a relaxing cool down after you’ve gone several rounds in the ring or in rush hour traffic.


4. “Burning Heart,” Survivor (Rocky IV)

Yes, there was another epic Survivor track on the Rocky IV soundtrack. The “Eye of the Tiger” band scored a #2 Billboard hit with this ’80s power ballad gem. Nothing sums up the Cold War climate of 1985 better than lines like “Is it East Vs. West?” and “Can any nation stand alooooone!.” And nothing says 1985 more than lead singer Jimi Jamison’s flowing locks and the keyboardist’s giant glasses and puffy shirt.


3. “Living in America,” James Brown (Rocky IV)

The Godfather of Soul’s hit perfectly sums up Rocky IV‘s mix of patriotism and over-the-top action. Watch the video and try not start dancing. It’s so fun, it almost makes us forget Paulie’s robot. Almost.


2. “Gonna Fly Now,” Bill Conti (Rocky)

Conti’s triumphant Rocky theme was an instant hit, climbing the Billboard charts in 1977 despite being mostly instrumental. (Fun fact: DeEtta Little, the sister of Blazing Saddles star Cleavon Little, sang the iconic lyrics with Nelson Pigford.)


1. “Eye of the Tiger,” Survivor (Rocky III)

This Rocky III hit has become shorthand for keeping your eye on the prize, whether that prize is defeating Mr. T in the ring or scoring the last pastry in the office break room.

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The Brockmire Premiere Is All Truth

Watch The First Episode of Brockmire Right Now for Free

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At long last, the Brockmire pre-premiere has arrived. Which means you can watch it right now—on IFC.com, at Funny Or Die, on IFC’s Apple TV and mobile apps, on Youtube, on Facebook, on the AMC apps, and right here. So grab some headphones and get watching.

No seriously, get headphones.

Because whether he’s giving a play-by-play or ruminating on the world around him, Jim Brockmire calls it like he sees it. And how he sees it is very NSFW. His take on life is actually quite refreshing, even to the point of being profoundly sage. For proof just look at these pearls of unconventional wisdom from the premiere…

Brockmire On The Internet

“If I need porn I just buy a nudie mag, like my father and his father before him.”

Brockmire On Sex-Ed

“Kids, a strap-on is a belt with d— on it that mommies use to f— daddies.”
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Brockmire On The Perfect High

“Somewhere between 10 cups of coffee and very low-grade cocaine.”
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Brockmire On The Tardiness of Spring

“Old man winter’s reaching his hand inside your coat to give that thing one more squeeze.”

Brockmire On Keeping Perspective

“I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicap restroom in Bangkok where a Thai lady-boy snorted crank off my johnson while a sunburnt German watched us on the toilet”
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Brockmire On Humanity

“If you want to look directly into the gaping maw of oblivion, don’t look up to the heavens. Just look in the mirror.”
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See these nuggets and more in the first episode of Brockmire, and see the whole season beginning April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Thank Azaria

Best. Characters. Ever.

Our favorite Hank Azaria characters.

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Hank Azaria may well be the most prolific voice and character actor of our time. The work he’s done for The Simpsons alone has earned him a permanent place in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now he’s bringing another character to the mainstream: a washed-up sports announcer named Jim Brockmire, in the aptly titled new series Brockmire.

We’re looking forward to it. So much so that we want to look backward, too, with a short-but-sweet retrospective of some of Azaria’s important characters. Shall we begin?

Half The Recurring Simpsons Characters

He’s Comic Book Guy. He’s Chief Wiggum. He’s Apu. He’s Cletus. He’s Snake. He’s Superintendent Chalmers. He’s the Sea Captain. He’s Kurt “Can I Borrow A Feeling” Van Houten. He’s Professor Frink. He’s Carl. And he’s many more. But most importantly he’s Moe Szyslak, the staple character Azaria has voiced since his very first audition for The Simpsons.

Oh, and He’s Frank Grimes

For all the regular Simpsons characters Azaria has played over the years, his most brilliant performance may have been a one-off: Frank Grimes, the scrappy bootstrapper who worked tirelessly all his life for honest, incremental, and easily-undermined success. Azaria’s portrayal of this character was nuanced, emotional, and simply magical.

Patches O’Houlihan

Dodgeball is a “sport of violence, exclusion and degradation.” as Hank Azaria generously points out in his brief but crucial cameo in Dodgeball. That’s sage wisdom. Try applying his “five D’s” to your life on and off the court and enjoy the results.

Harold Zoid

Of Futurama fame. The crazy uncle of Dr. Zoidberg, Harold Zoid was once a lion (or lobster) of the silver screen until Smell-o-vision forced him into retirement.

Agador

The Birdcage was significant for many reasons, and the comic genius of Hank Azaria’s character “Agador” sits somewhere towards the top of that list. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you.

Gargamel

Nobody else could make a live-action Gargamel possible.

Ed Cochran

From Ray Donovan. Great character, great last name [editorial note: the author of this article may be bias].

Kahmunra, The Thinker, Abe Lincoln

All in the Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian, a file that let Azaria flex his voice acting and live-action muscles in one fell swoop.

The Blue Raja

Mystery Men has everything, including a fatal case of Smash Mouth. Azaria’s iconic superhero makes the shortlist of redeemable qualities, though.

Dr. Huff

Huff put Azaria in a leading role, and it was good. So good that there is no good gif of it. Internet? More like Inter-not.

Learn more about Hank Azaria’s newest claim to fame right here, and don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Flame Out

Brockmire and Other Public Implosions

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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There’s less than a month until the Brockmire premiere, and to say we’re excited would be an insulting understatement. It’s not just that it stars Hank Azaria, who can do no wrong (and yes, that’s including Mystery Men, which is only cringeworthy because of Smash Mouth). It’s that the whole backstory of the titular character, Jim Brockmire, is the stuff of legends. A one-time iconic sportscaster who won the hearts of fans and players alike, he fell from grace after an unfortunate personal event triggered a seriously public meltdown. See for yourself in the NSFW Funny or Die digital short that spawned the IFC series:

See? NSFW and spectacularly catastrophic in a way that could almost be real. Which got us thinking: What are some real-life sports fails that have nothing to do with botched athletics and everything to do with going tragically off script? The internet is a dark and dirty place, friends, but these three examples are pretty special and mostly safe for work…

Disgruntled Sports Reporter

His co-anchor went offsides and he called it like he saw it.

Jim Rome vs Jim “Not Chris” Everett

You just don’t heckle a professional athlete when you’re within striking distance. Common sense.

Carl Lewis’s National Anthem

He killed it! As in murdered. It’s dead.

To see more moments just like these, we recommend spending a day in your pajamas combing through the muckiness of the internet. But to see something that’s Brockmire-level funny without having to clear your browser history, check out the sneak peeks and extras here.

Don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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