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Tiger Blood

The 10 Most Fist-Pumping Songs From the Rocky Movies

Get pumped with an all-day Rocky movie marathon Saturday, August 20th on IFC.

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Whether it’s in the gym or at our cubicle, Rocky has been inspiring all of us to take it to the max since 1976. And a big part of the underdog boxer’s success is the many great songs that have been featured on the Rocky movie soundtracks.

Before you catch IFC’s Rocky movie marathon, raise your fists high with 10 rousing songs that inspire the fighter in all of us.

10. “Keep it Up,” Snap! (Rocky V)

You’re forgiven if you don’t remember the Rocky V soundtrack, which featured a forgettable MC Hammer track (“That’s What I Said“) where the parachute-pants wearing rapper basically repeats “Hammertime!” and “Can’t Touch This” over a lackluster beat. But if you’re looking for a solid early ’90s workout jam, you could do worse than “Keep It Up” from the Eurodance outfit Snap!. Sure, it’s pretty much a carbon copy of their far superior hit “The Power,” but this is Rocky V we’re talking about. “Passable” should be one of its IMDB keywords.


9. “Last Breath,” Future (Creed)

The 2015 hit Creed carried the Rocky soundtrack torch proudly, offering up a healthy mix of rousing hip-hop and R&B. “Last Breath,” from frequent Drake collaborate Future, lifts elements of Bill Conti’s iconic Rocky theme to create a propulsive hip hop track that, like the film it comes from, pays tribute to past greats while also sounding like the (pun ahead!) future.


8. “Double or Nothing,” Kenny Loggins and Gladys Knight (Rocky IV)

’80s soundtrack king Kenny “Footloose” Loggins teamed up with Gladys Knight for this catchy midtempo number. On the scale of Loggins soundtrack hits, this one is no “Danger Zone.” It’s not even “Nobody’s Fool” from Caddyshack II. But it’ll still get the job done when you’re going double or nothing on the treadmill.


7. “Hearts on Fire,” John Cafferty (Rocky IV)

Stallone was such a fan of John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band (yes, that’s a real band), he used one of their songs in his 1986 actioner Cobra. Cafferty went solo for this synth-tastic Rocky IV track, which was cowritten by composer Vince Dicola. If ’80s synths are your jam, look no further.


6. “It’s a Fight,” Three 6 Mafia (Rocky Balboa)

The Rocky Balboa soundtrack featured music highlights from every Rocky soundtrack and a new song from rap group Three 6 Mafia. While it didn’t win an Oscar like the group’s hit “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp,” this track still gets the blood pumping. Too bad though. We would’ve liked to see Three 6 Mafia give an Oscar shout-out to ol’ Rocky.


5. “Lord Knows,” Meek Mill (Creed)

Another gem from the Creed soundtrack, this Meek Mill track was the perfect musical accompaniment to Adonis’ upward climb. In fact, the entire soundtrack is pretty great. Check out “Grip” from Creed star Tessa Thompson for a relaxing cool down after you’ve gone several rounds in the ring or in rush hour traffic.


4. “Burning Heart,” Survivor (Rocky IV)

Yes, there was another epic Survivor track on the Rocky IV soundtrack. The “Eye of the Tiger” band scored a #2 Billboard hit with this ’80s power ballad gem. Nothing sums up the Cold War climate of 1985 better than lines like “Is it East Vs. West?” and “Can any nation stand alooooone!.” And nothing says 1985 more than lead singer Jimi Jamison’s flowing locks and the keyboardist’s giant glasses and puffy shirt.


3. “Living in America,” James Brown (Rocky IV)

The Godfather of Soul’s hit perfectly sums up Rocky IV‘s mix of patriotism and over-the-top action. Watch the video and try not start dancing. It’s so fun, it almost makes us forget Paulie’s robot. Almost.


2. “Gonna Fly Now,” Bill Conti (Rocky)

Conti’s triumphant Rocky theme was an instant hit, climbing the Billboard charts in 1977 despite being mostly instrumental. (Fun fact: DeEtta Little, the sister of Blazing Saddles star Cleavon Little, sang the iconic lyrics with Nelson Pigford.)


1. “Eye of the Tiger,” Survivor (Rocky III)

This Rocky III hit has become shorthand for keeping your eye on the prize, whether that prize is defeating Mr. T in the ring or scoring the last pastry in the office break room.

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Brock Hard

Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Oh Mama

Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

James Franco

The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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Breaking News

From Canada With Love

Baroness von Sketch Show comes to IFC.

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Breaking news that (finally) isn’t apocalyptic!

IFC announced today that it acquired acclaimed Canadian comedy series Baroness von Sketch Show, slated to make its US of A premiere this summer. And yes, it’s important to note that it’s a Canadian sketch comedy series, because Canada is currently a shining beacon of civilization in the western hemisphere, and Baroness von Sketch Show reflects that light in every way possible.

The series is fronted entirely by women, which isn’t unusual in the sketch comedy world but is quite rare in the televised sketch comedy world. Punchy, smart, and provocative, each episode of Baroness von Sketch Show touches upon outrageous-yet-relatable real world subjects in ways both unexpected and deeply satisfying: soccer moms, awkward office birthday parties, being over 40 in a gym locker room…dry shampoo…

Indiewire called it “The Best Comedy You’ve Never Seen” and The National Post said that it’s “the funniest thing on Canadian television since Kids In The Hall.” And that’s saying a lot, because Canadians are goddamn hilarious.

Get a good taste of BVSS in the following sketch, which envisions a future Global Summit run entirely by women. It’s a future we’re personally ready for.

Baroness Von Sketch Show premieres later this summer on IFC.

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