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5 Reasons Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult Is Too Rotten to Miss

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The Naked Gun movies are a lot like sex — a guilty pleasure that brings a smile to your face, before inevitably ending in a bunch of lousy reviews. And the third installment, Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult, may have been good for a laugh, but compared to the classic that was The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, it was an inauspicious way to go out. (55% on Rotten Tomatoes. Yikes!)

With IFC and Rotten Tomatoes teaming up to celebrate movies too rotten to miss, we thought we’d look back at this rotten triquel, and figure out why such a lousy movie still makes us laugh so hard.

5. Weirdest Collection of Cameos in Movie History

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Paramount Pictures

Can you name another movie with Shannen Doherty AND Florence Henderson? How about “Weird Al” Yankovic AND James Earl Jones? Elliott Gould AND Vanna White? Any movie that squeezes in Olympia Dukakis, Morgan Fairchild, Mary Lou Retton, Raquel Welch and Ann B. Davis as “Alice” from The Brady Bunch, and still has room for a legitimately funny bit with Pia Zadora, has to be doing something right.


4. Anna Nicole Smith In Her Biggest Role Ever

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Paramount Pictures

Anna Nicole Smith was known for a lot of things. Marrying ancient billionaires. Starring on a short-lived reality show. But right at the peak of her tabloid notoriety, she got her one shot at a legitimate acting role, thanks to The Naked Gun franchise, and she did, er, okay? Still, you can’t deny she draws your eyes to her, um, talents. Watching her in Naked Gun 33 1/3 is a flashback to a simpler time, when her biggest tragedy was earning a Razzie nomination for Worst New Star.


3. A Reminder of the days when O.J. Simpson Was a Movie Star

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Paramount Pictures

Not to be outdone by the former Playmate of the Year, O.J. Simpson took home a Razzie nomination for Worst Supporting Actor in 1994. Granted, that may have had something to do with the fact that he was on trial for double homicide right after the movie came out. After all we’ve learned about the rampaging running back in the years since The Naked Gun movies, it certainly adds a whole new dimension to his performance as hapless police officer Nordberg, who never seemed to catch a break. Guess he was saving up all that karma for the trial of the century.


2. An Untouchable Untouchables Parody

No one can deny that even by the franchise’s standards, Naked Gun 33 1/3 is an uneven movie. The Zucker Brothers (Airplane!) went back to the well one too many times, and most of the jokes had been used up. Thankfully, there were a few bits designed for earlier movies that were cut due to time or budgetary concerns, and could be plucked from the trash heap and reworked. That’s how the filmmakers ended up with a legitimately clever parody of the classic train shootout from The Untouchables, which in itself was a homage to the “Odessa Steps” scene in Sergei Eisenstein’s famous 1925 silent movie Battleship Potemkin. So, if you’re in the mood for a heady send-up of the inventor of the montage, well, maybe this Leslie Nielsen joint is for you.


1. So Many Dumb Jokes That Make Us Laugh

Sure, this film franchise may have been running on fumes, but if you breathe enough fumes, you’re likely to laugh hysterically. This is far from the best Naked Gun movie, but when you spit out a joke a second, you’re bound to hit a few of them out of the park. The quotes! (“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.” “I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.”) The sperm bank scene! (Watch it above.) Rotten or not, Naked Gun 33 1/3 is still pretty chuckle-worthy.

Strap in for puns and pratfalls when Rotten Fridays kicks off Friday, August 12th starting at 8P!

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Thank Azaria

Best. Characters. Ever.

Our favorite Hank Azaria characters.

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Hank Azaria may well be the most prolific voice and character actor of our time. The work he’s done for The Simpsons alone has earned him a permanent place in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now he’s bringing another character to the mainstream: a washed-up sports announcer named Jim Brockmire, in the aptly titled new series Brockmire.

We’re looking forward to it. So much so that we want to look backward, too, with a short-but-sweet retrospective of some of Azaria’s important characters. Shall we begin?

Half The Recurring Simpsons Characters

He’s Comic Book Guy. He’s Chief Wiggum. He’s Apu. He’s Cletus. He’s Snake. He’s Superintendent Chalmers. He’s the Sea Captain. He’s Kurt “Can I Borrow A Feeling” Van Houten. He’s Professor Frink. He’s Carl. And he’s many more. But most importantly he’s Moe Szyslak, the staple character Azaria has voiced since his very first audition for The Simpsons.

Oh, and He’s Frank Grimes

For all the regular Simpsons characters Azaria has played over the years, his most brilliant performance may have been a one-off: Frank Grimes, the scrappy bootstrapper who worked tirelessly all his life for honest, incremental, and easily-undermined success. Azaria’s portrayal of this character was nuanced, emotional, and simply magical.

Patches O’Houlihan

Dodgeball is a “sport of violence, exclusion and degradation.” as Hank Azaria generously points out in his brief but crucial cameo in Dodgeball. That’s sage wisdom. Try applying his “five D’s” to your life on and off the court and enjoy the results.

Harold Zoid

Of Futurama fame. The crazy uncle of Dr. Zoidberg, Harold Zoid was once a lion (or lobster) of the silver screen until Smell-o-vision forced him into retirement.

Agador

The Birdcage was significant for many reasons, and the comic genius of Hank Azaria’s character “Agador” sits somewhere towards the top of that list. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you.

Gargamel

Nobody else could make a live-action Gargamel possible.

Ed Cochran

From Ray Donovan. Great character, great last name [editorial note: the author of this article may be bias].

Kahmunra, The Thinker, Abe Lincoln

All in the Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian, a file that let Azaria flex his voice acting and live-action muscles in one fell swoop.

The Blue Raja

Mystery Men has everything, including a fatal case of Smash Mouth. Azaria’s iconic superhero makes the shortlist of redeemable qualities, though.

Dr. Huff

Huff put Azaria in a leading role, and it was good. So good that there is no good gif of it. Internet? More like Inter-not.

Learn more about Hank Azaria’s newest claim to fame right here, and don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Brockmire and Other Public Implosions

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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There’s less than a month until the Brockmire premiere, and to say we’re excited would be an insulting understatement. It’s not just that it stars Hank Azaria, who can do no wrong (and yes, that’s including Mystery Men, which is only cringeworthy because of Smash Mouth). It’s that the whole backstory of the titular character, Jim Brockmire, is the stuff of legends. A one-time iconic sportscaster who won the hearts of fans and players alike, he fell from grace after an unfortunate personal event triggered a seriously public meltdown. See for yourself in the NSFW Funny or Die digital short that spawned the IFC series:

See? NSFW and spectacularly catastrophic in a way that could almost be real. Which got us thinking: What are some real-life sports fails that have nothing to do with botched athletics and everything to do with going tragically off script? The internet is a dark and dirty place, friends, but these three examples are pretty special and mostly safe for work…

Disgruntled Sports Reporter

His co-anchor went offsides and he called it like he saw it.

Jim Rome vs Jim “Not Chris” Everett

You just don’t heckle a professional athlete when you’re within striking distance. Common sense.

Carl Lewis’s National Anthem

He killed it! As in murdered. It’s dead.

To see more moments just like these, we recommend spending a day in your pajamas combing through the muckiness of the internet. But to see something that’s Brockmire-level funny without having to clear your browser history, check out the sneak peeks and extras here.

Don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Mirror, Mirror

Portlandia Season 7 In Hindsight

Portlandia Season 7 Now Available Online and on the IFC App.

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Another season of Portlandia is behind us, and oh what a season it was. We laughed. We cried. And we chuckled uncomfortably while glancing nervously around the room. Like every season before it, the latest Portlandia has held a mirror up to ridiculousness of modern American life, but more than ever that same mirror has reflected our social reality in ways that are at once hysterical and sneakily thought-provoking. Here are just a few of the issues they tackled:

Nationalism

So long, America, Portland is out! And yes, the idea of Portland seceding is still less ludicrous than building a wall.

Men’s Rights

We all saw this coming. Exit gracefully, dudes.

Protests

Whatever you stand for, stand for it together. Or with at least one other person.

Free Love

No matter who we are or how we love, deep down we all have the ability to get stalky.

Social Status

Modern self-esteem basically hinges on likes, so this isn’t really a stretch at all.

These moments are just the tip of the iceberg, and much more can be found in the full seventh season of #Portlandia, available right now #online and on the #IFC app.

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