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10 Things You May Not Know About the Mission: Impossible Movies

Celebrate the 20th anniversary of Mission: Impossible this month on IFC.

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It’s hard to believe that it’s been 20 years since Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hunt set out on his first impossible mission. With five movies under his belt, and many more on the way, it looks like it’s going to be awhile before you can get that darn theme song out of your head.

IFC is celebrating the 20th anniversary of the first Mission: Impossible all month, so before you catch the flick, dig into a few fun facts about the franchise. Your mission, if you chose to accept it, is to read this article to completion. But do it fast. It will self destruct.

10. First Comes Action, Then Comes Story, Then Comes Mission Impossible in all its glory.

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The first Mission: Impossible movie started shooting without a completed script. In fact, while director Brian De Palma had all of the action sequences figured out, writers had to scramble to make up a story that could then connect the narrative dots on the fly.


9. Cruise Got Super High For One Stunt.

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Tom Cruise is famous for performing his own stunts, no matter how insane they may be. And, oh boy, does he do some crazy ones in the Mission movies. For instance, his signature stunt in Ghost Protocol required him to leap out of, and then climb the side of the Burj Khalifa skyscraper in Dubai, the world’s tallest building. While Cruise did wear a harness that was later digitally removed, the majority of his stunts were performed at a greater height than the Empire State Building.


8. Tom’s Hand Should Get a SAG Card.

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Mission: Impossible III director J.J. Abrams was a bit squeamish when it came to his star having to, you know, touch his fellow actors. That must explain why he had Cruise use his own hand to hold a gun when a henchman was supposed to shove it up his nose. Or why he had Cruise’s hand return for another scene, in which the screen legend was supposed to bite Billy Crudup. Not flinching when you chomp down on your own knuckle. Now that’s acting!


7. Cruise Realized One Stunt Needed Some “Change.”

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During filming of the first Mission: Impossible‘s now iconic wire scene, in which Ethan Hunt is supposed to lower down into a sealed room, Cruise kept tipping over and smacking his face onto the floor. Fed up, the actor finally borrowed some pocket change from a stuntman and shoved the coins in his shoes. Somehow, this DIY solution worked, and film history was made. Tom Cruise, lifehacker!


6. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dermot Mulroney on Cello…

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Actor Dermot Mulroney has never starred in a Mission: Impossible movie, but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t lent his talents. An amateur cello player, he somehow found his way into the scoring sessions of both Mission: Impossible III and Ghost Protocol. Still, as he told the Today Show, it’s not like he was first chair or anything. “If you can hear the 11th cellist in the back of the section, that’s me.”


5. Rock Climbing Cruise Had Little Protection.

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Director John Woo has described the rock climbing sequence that opened Mission: Impossible II as the most harrowing of his career. Cruise, of course, insisted on doing his own stunts, and because of the treacherous cliffs in Moab, the crew couldn’t set up protection on the ground. Cruise at one point had to jump 15 feet, and reportedly injured his shoulder trying to stick the landing, which we’re sure went over great in the director’s tent.


4. A Legendary Director Chipped In MI:3 Ideas.

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When you’re making a movie, you’ll take ideas from just about anyone. Your wife. Your dentist. The most successful director in the history of Hollywood. Well, at least that’s what J.J. Abrams did, gladly accepting director Steven Spielberg’s pitch to use a disposable camera as a way to deliver top secret information to super spy Ethan Hunt in Mission: Impossible III.


3. The original TV show cast didn’t accept the movie’s impossible mission.

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While Peter Graves and Martin Landau, stars of the Mission: Impossible TV series, were approached about appearing in the first film, both turned down the offer. Landau passed because he hated how the original script killed off his character, and Graves said no because he was uncomfortable with Jim Phelps, the super spy he’d played for eight seasons, being turned into a double agent. Jon Voight would eventually be cast in the part, the only time a character from the TV series crossed over into the film world.


2. Jeremy Renner’s Star Making Plan Self Destructed.

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Jeremy Renner, who plays William Brandt in the film series, originally signed onto Ghost Protocol with the understanding that he would take over the franchise once Cruise stepped down. Unfortunately for him, the movies have kept making money, and the powers that be have realized that they can keep milking the Scientologist superstar until the cows come home. If that sounds familiar, it’s because Renner had the exact same thing happen with the Bourne franchise when his Bourne Legacy tanked and O.G. Bourne Matt Damon was brought back for 2016’s Jason Bourne. Poor Jeremy. Always the butt kicking bridesmaid, and never the bride.


1. For Once, Cruise Couldn’t Keep His Eyes Wide Shut.

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2015’s Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation provided another death defying stunt, and another headache for the director. This time Cruise was strapped to the side of an Airbus 400 as it takes off. Of course, he performed the stunt without any special effects, just a safety harness that kept him strapped to the side of the airplane like a madman. Unfortunately, the “risky” actor had to keep his eyes open for the shot to work, but his body had other ideas. To make it safe, special protective lenses were designed that would cover the star’s entire eyeball. Good thing it only took eight takes.

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Adulting Like You Mean It

Commuters makes its debut on IFC's Comedy Crib.

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Jared Warner, Nick Ciavarella, and Tim Dean were once a part of Murderfist, a group of comedy writers, actors, producers, parents, and reluctant adults. Together with InstaMiniSeries’s Nikki Borges, they’re making their IFC Comedy Crib debut with the refreshingly-honest and joyfully-hilarious Commuters. The webseries follows thirtysomethings Harris and Olivia as they brave the waters of true adulthood, and it’s right on point.

Jared, Nick, Nikki and Tim were kind enough to answer a few questions about Commuters for us. Here’s a snippet of that conversation…

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IFC: How would you describe Commuters to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Nick: Two 30-somethings leave the Brooklyn life behind, and move to the New Jersey suburbs in a forced attempt to “grow up.” But they soon find out they’ve got a long way to go to get to where they want to be.

IFC: How would you describe Commuters to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Jared: It’s a show about how f*cking stupid people who think they are smart can be.

IFC: What’s your origin story? When did you all meet and how long have you been working together?

Jared: Nick, Tim, and I were all in the sketch group Murderfist since, what, like 2004? God. Anyway, Tim and Nick left the group to pursue other frivolous things, like children and careers, but we all enjoyed writing together and kept at it. We were always more interested in storytelling than sketch comedy lends itself to, which led to our webseries Jared Posts A Personal. That was a show about being in your 20s and embracing the chaos of being young in the city. Commuters is the counterpoint, i guess. Our director Adam worked at Borders (~THE PAST!!~) with Tim, came out to a Murderfist show once, and we’ve kept him imprisoned ever since.

IFC: What was the genesis of Commuters?

Tim: Jared had an idea for a series about the more realistic, less romantic aspects of being in a serious relationship.  I moved out of the city to the suburbs and Nick got engaged out in LA.   We sort of combined all of those facets and Commuters was the end result.

IFC: How would Harris describe Olivia?

Jared: Olivia is the smartest, coolest, hottest person in the world, and Harris can’t believe he gets to be with her, even though she does overreact to everything and has no chill. Like seriously, ease up. It doesn’t always have to be ‘a thing.’

IFC: How would Olivia describe Harris?

Nikki:  Harris is smart, confident with a dry sense of humor but he’s also kind of a major chicken shit…. Kind of like if Han Solo and Barney Rubble had a baby.

IFC: Why do you think the world is ready for this series?

Nikki:  I think this is the most accurate portrayal of what a modern relationship looks like. Expectations for what your life is ‘supposed to look like’ are confusing and often a let down but when you’re married to your best friend, it’s going to be ok because you will always find a way to make each other laugh.

IFC: Is the exciting life of NYC twentysomethings a sweet dream from which we all must awake, or is it a nightmare that we don’t realize is happening until it’s over?

Tim: Now that i’ve spent time living in the suburbs, helping to raise a two year old, y’all city folk have no fucking clue how great you’ve got it.

Nikki: I think of it similar to how I think about college. There’s a time and age for it to be glorious but no one wants to hang out with that 7th year senior. Luckily, NYC is so multifaceted that you can still have an exciting life here but it doesn’t have to be just what the twentysomethings are doing (thank god).

Jared: New York City is a garbage fire.

See the whole season of Commuters right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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A Man Mansplains To Men

Why Baroness von Sketch Show is a must-see.

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Mansplaining is when a man takes it upon himself to explain something to a woman that she already knows. It happens a lot, but it’s not going to happen here. Ladies, go ahead and skip to the end of this post to watch a free episode of IFC’s latest addition, Baroness von Sketch Show.

However, if you’re a man, you might actually benefit from a good mansplanation. So take a knee, lean in, and absorb the following wisdom.

No Dicks

Baroness von Sketch Show is made entirely by women, therefore this show isn’t focused on men. Can you believe it? I know what you’re thinking: how will we know when to laugh if the jokes aren’t viewed through the dusty lens of the patriarchy? Where are the thinly veiled penis jokes? Am I a bad person? In order: you will, nowhere, and yes.

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Huge Balls

Did you know that there’s more to life than poop jokes, sex jokes, body part jokes? I mean, those things are all really good things, natch, and totally edgy. But Baroness von Sketch Show does something even edgier. It holds up a brutal funhouse mirror to our everyday life. This is a bulls**t world we made, fellas.

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Oh Canada

After you watch the Canadian powerhouses of Baroness von Sketch Show and think to yourself “Dear god, this is so real” and “I’ve gotta talk about this,” do yourself a favor and think a-boot your options: Refrain from sharing your sage wisdom with any woman anywhere (believe us, she gets it). Instead, tell a fellow bro and get the mansplaining out of your system while also spreading the word about a great show.

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Dudes, that’s the deal.
Women, start reading again here:


Check out the preview episode of Baroness von Sketch Show and watch the series premiere August 2 on IFC.

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Binge Don’t Cringe

Catch up on episodes of Documentary Now! and Portlandia.

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A brain can only take so much.

Every five minutes, all day, every day, ludicrously stressful headlines push our mental limits as we struggle to adapt to a reality that seems increasingly less real. What’s a mind to do when simple denial just isn’t good enough anymore?

Radical suggestion: repeal and replace. And by that we mean take all the bad news that keeps you up at night, press pause, and substitute it with some genuine (not nervous, for a change) laughter. Here are some of the issues on our mind.

Gender Inequality

Feminist bookstore owners by day, still feminist bookstore owners by night, Toni and Candace show the male gaze who’s boss. Learn about their origin story (SPOILER: there’s an epic dance battle) and see what happens when their own brand of empowerment gets out of hand.

Healthcare

From Candace’s heart attack to the rise of the rawvolution, this Portlandia episode proves that healthcare is vital.

Peaceful Protests

Too many online petitions, too little time? Get WOKE with Fred and Carrie when they learn how to protest.

What Could Have Been

Can’t say the name “Clinton” without bursting into tears? Documentary Now!’s masterfully political “The Bunker” sheds a cozy new light on the house that Bill and Hill built. Just pretend you don’t know how the story really ends.

Fake News

A healthy way to break the high-drama news cycle is to switch over to “Dronez”, which has all the thrills of ubiquitous adventure journalism without any of the customary depression.

The more you watch, the better you feel. So get started on past episodes of Documentary Now! and Portlandia right now at IFC.com and the IFC app.

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