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10 Most Extreme Comic Book Movies and TV Shows

Catch The Punisher this month on IFC.

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Comic books were once whitewashed tales of good and evil. Vanilla heroes would take down silly villains, and always save the day. Those days are long gone. Now, comics and graphic novels are filled with brutal violence, graphic sex, and some of the best writing and artwork around. Hollywood has started to notice, adapting more than the same three superheroes over and over again. With The Punisher airing this month on IFC (and AMC’s adaptation of Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon’s Preacher comics gaining buzz), we got to thinking: what other ultra-violent comics have successfully made the leap from the page to the screen? Be sure to put your splatter guard up before digging in, because this one is going to get bloody.

10. Kingsman: The Secret Service

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20th Century Fox

While the film adaptation of Kingsman: The Secret Service took a fair amount of liberties with the comic that inspired it, what remained was the playful tone mixed with unrelenting violence. Director Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass) was clearly inspired by the particular brand of lunacy creators Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons offered in the comic, crafting inspired bits of carnage like a church brawl that turns into an all-out orgy of brutality.


9. Daredevil

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Marvel Television/Netflix

The show that launched Marvel’s brand on Netflix, Daredevil changed the game for TV adaptations of comic books. Inspired by Frank Miller’s darker, more Catholic take on the “Devil of Hell’s Kitchen,” the show mixes heavy themes with some of the best fight choreography the small screen has ever seen. Jessica Jones gets honorable mention for picking up the mantle and running with it, doubling down on the dark corners of this universe without ever losing its pop sensibilities.


8. Sin City

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Miramax

A “translation, not an adaptation” according to director Robert Rodriguez, this hit 2005 film used Frank Miller’s original comic artwork as a bible, recreating panels on the big screen with precise detail. With stark visuals and a plot that involved serial killers and talking severed heads, this graphic ode to film noir changed the game for comic book movies. Now lets all agree to forget that the 2014 sequel ever happened.


7. Punisher: War Zone

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Lionsgate Films

2008’s big screen Punisher outing isn’t the most famous Marvel movie, but it’s without a doubt the most violent. The filmmakers seem to take glee in trying to make each successive scene more brutal than the last. With Frank Castle literally punching through a bad guy’s head, and villain Jigsaw sewing his face back onto his skull, this movie doles out some serious punishment.


6. Kick-Ass

Kick Ass
Lionsgate

When Nic Cage spends a whole movie doing a second rate Adam West impression, and that’s only the second most bananas thing in your movie, you’ve hit the crazy comic adaptation motherload. While there are so many amazing details to pick apart here — from a great concept about a regular guy who decides to become a superhero, to a hero pretending to be gay to get the girl — it’s Chloe Grace Moretz as Hit-Girl, the pigtail wearing assassin who’s been trained to kill from birth, who steals the show.


5. Deadpool

Deadpool
20th Century Fox

Deadpool just blew up the movie world, becoming the highest grossing R-rated film in history. With its sarcastic lead, schoolboy humor and over-the-top violence, this was the movie for the 13-year-old inside of us all. Star Ryan Reynolds spent a decade trying to get it made, and with a potty-mouthed sequel being fast-tracked, it looks like everyone can just pretend that whole Green Lantern thing never happened.


4. Oldboy

Old Boy
Tartan Films

The story of a man trapped in a room by unknown captors for 15 years and the hunt for vengeance once he’s released, this 2003 Japanese film is the definition of hardcore. Roger Ebert called it a “powerful film not because of what it depicts, but because of the depths of the human heart which it strips bare.” And boy does it strip it bare, with righteous violence and a sick sensibility that saw lead Min-sik Choi, a Buddhist and vegetarian, eating a live octopus in one scene. When director Chan-wook Park was asked if he felt sorry for his star, he said he felt sorry for the octopus.


3. The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead
AMC

The Walking Dead was a cult comic with a dedicated following when the AMC adaptation premiered in 2010. Since then, the story of Sheriff Rick Grimes and his makeshift family of zombie killing survivalists has become a sensation. No one would have guessed that this brutally violent, unrelentingly bleak look at humanity at its darkest moment would become the number one show on TV, but that’s just what its done. With ratings network TV would kill for, and its own spin-off to boot, this bloody blockbuster looks like it will be creeping out our Sunday nights for years to come.


2. Tales From the Crypt

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HBO

With a love of puns and a face only a mortician could love, the Cryptkeeper presided over one of the most ridiculously horrific series in the history of television. Like The Twilight Zone‘s creepy cousin, this adaptation of the legendary EC Comics title always took delight in presenting high camp and blood-soaked horror with a dark twist. A “who’s who” of ’90s stars, from Jon Lovitz to Corey Feldman, popped in over the years to tell stories about ghouls, ghosts and zombies, and the oversexed, egotistical humans who fell prey to them.


1. Ichi The Killer

Ichi the Killer
Media Blasters

We’re not even sure “extreme” does this movie justice. Based on the manga of the same name, Ichi the Killer follows a mutilated man who is manipulated into killing rival street gangs, and just about everyone else. Full of insanely brutal violence, and a sadistic streak that teeters between cinematic and just plain sick, this movie has been banned in several countries.

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Rappers Act Up

Watch the Yo! IFC Acts Movie Marathon Memorial Day Weekend.

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Memorial Day weekend: how to celebrate? Nothing quite says “screw spring—let’s do summer” like blockbuster movies starring rappers who ditched lucrative music careers in order to become actors. It happened a lot, remember? Especially in and around the ’90s. Will Smith, Eminem, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Marky Mark Wahlberg, Ludacris…icons with the hubris to try the silver screen instead and have it totally work out.

But what if more rappers had made the leap? That’s a rhetorical question—movies (and life) would’ve been better, obviously. To prove it, here are some movies that totally would’ve been more memorable with rappers.

The Godfather

Starring Biggie, not Brando.
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Only Coolio could improve upon Gene Wilder’s performance.
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Billy Elliot, with a dose of Missy Elliott.
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Robin Hood: Price of Thieves

Low hanging fruit, Hollywood.
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And of course…

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See NONE of those movies and a whole bunch of real ones this Memorial Day weekend on IFC’s rapper-filled movie marathon.

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Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

James Franco

The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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