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10 Top Gun Spoofs That’ll Take You to the Danger Zone

Catch a 30th anniversary screening of Top Gun tonight at 10:30P on IFC.

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Top Gun is a ’80s classic, full of killer tunes, cocky pilots and hair so big Tom Cruise had to stand on a box to act next to it. Walk up to anyone on the street and asks for a quote, and they’ll blurt out “I’ve got a need for speed!” so quick, you’ll think they’re asking for drugs. But just because we love this ode to Reagan’s America, it doesn’t mean we don’t recognize how ridiculous it is. By any reasonable estimation, millions of dollars were spent on aviator glasses and baby oil alone. There’s a lot to make fun of here, and pop culture has never been shy about doing it. Before you catch a special 30th anniversary airing of Top Gun on IFC this Friday, Feb. 26th, at 10:30P, check out a few of the spoofs that can be our wingman anytime.

10. How Top Gun Should Have Ended

Let’s be honest. Top Gun is a lot of things, from a love letter to American exceptionalism to a homoerotic volleyball movie just itching to break free, but it isn’t the most coherent of movies at times. Internet nitpickers have long wondered why Maverick was willing to be Iceman’s wingman, even though the blonde hunk basically killed his best friend, Goose. Sure, a cheese ball of summer blockbuster action like this needs to wrap things up in a nice bow, but what the what was that all about? How It Should Have Ended, an animated web series exploring the plot holes in our favorite movies, hits the nail on the head here.


9. Honest Trailers Takes On Top Gun

Where How It Should Have Ended likes to hone in on one odd plot hole, the good folks at Honest Trailers show no such restraint. Their jobs are to break down every weird detail they can find, and boy does Top Gun prove fertile ground. This movie, “from the guy who made Alien and Blade Runner…’s brother,” starring “devout Catholic Tom Cruise” is already as close to parody as a film can get, without even knowing it. All the Honest Trailer folks had to do was show up.


8. Iceman – The Later Years From SNL

Top Gun is about a group of taut and tanned pilots, at that moment in their lives when blue-lit sex scenes set to Berlin songs and homoerotic volleyball help turn them from boys into men. It’s pretty hard to picture Maverick and Iceman as honest-to-God grown ups, although if reports are accurate, we may finally be subjected to it with an upcoming sequel. But back in 2000, SNL took their turn at speculating what Iceman’s later years would look like. It wasn’t pretty.


7. Liz And Jack High Five Like True Top Guns

Top Gun is full of iconic moments, from Tom Cruise’s need for speed to Val Kilmer’s teeth chomping skills. There are so many details to pick apart, and pop culture has been doing it pretty much since the movie was released. Here we see Liz and Jack exchange Maverick and Goose’s iconic high five, right down to the fist pump. Knowing Liz Lemon, Jack probably caught her on the highway to the sandwich-zone.


6. Peter Imagines He’s Maverick On Family Guy

If you were a little boy in the ’80s, you’ve had a Top Gun fantasy or two. When you shut your eyes, you can still feel yourself strapped into the cockpit, punking on the other pilots, and taking home the girl. It goes without saying that this dream is scored to some sweet Kenny Loggins tunes. Just ask Peter Griffin, who makes his fantasy about American as you can get, by adding a pickup truck into the mix.


5. Archer Takes The Highway To The Dangerzone

Outside of Burt Reynolds, few heroes have coattails Sterling Archer wants to ride more than Maverick. That’s why when Archer goes to his happy place, which often involves a lot of booze and pills, his delusions include shot-for-shot remakes of the “Highway to the Dangerzone” video, with him in the lead. Hey, we’ve all been there.


4. Quentin Tarantino Breaks Down Something Suspicious About Top Gun (NSFW)

Okay, this isn’t a spoof as much as a conversation, but Quentin Tarantino’s monologue in the movie Sleep With Me, breaking down the homosexual undercurrents of Top Gun, helped the world finally come to terms with what they’d thought all along. There’s something a little off about that movie, not that there’s anything wrong with that.


3. SNL Wonders Who Else Auditioned For Top Gun

It’s hard to picture Top Gun starring anyone but the chiseled, prototypical ’80s cast producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Tony Scott assembled, but for the movie’s 25th anniversary, SNL took a swing at imagining who else could have been up for a part. And we have to admit, we’d love to see the version starring Sinbad and Tony Danza.


2. The Kroll Show Shows How Times Have Changed

Warfare has come a long way since the heady days of the Cold War. Today, hellfire is unleashed with the click of a button, and the greatest pilots in the military do their jobs from cubicles. Or at least, that’s what Nick Kroll would have us believe, in this sketch that shows us how drone pilots lives are more like The Office than Top Gun.


1. Hot Shots! Finds A Whole Movie By Making Fun of Top Gun

This movie has it all. Charlie Sheen before the tiger blood. Director Jim Abrahams, hot off of The Naked Gun. And source material so ridiculous, they squeezed out 84 minutes of jokes, and still had some left over for the sequel. Sure, this wasn’t the greatest comedy ever made, but it’s definitely the best one based on Top Gun.

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Holiday Extra Special

Make The Holidays ’80s Again

Enjoy the holiday cheer Wednesday December 21 at 10P on IFC.

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Whatever happened to the kind of crazy-yet-cozy holiday specials that blanketed the early winter airwaves of the 1980s? Unceremoniously killed by infectious ’90s jadedness? Slow fade out at the hands of early-onset millennial ennui? Whatever the reason, nixing the tradition was a huge mistake.

A huge mistake that we’re about to fix.

Announcing IFC’s Joe’s Pub Presents: A Holiday Special, starring Tony Hale. It’s a celeb-studded extravaganza in the glorious tradition of yesteryear featuring Bridget Everett, Jo Firestone, Nick Thune, Jen Kirkman, house band The Dap-Kings, and many more. And it’s at Joe’s Pub, everyone’s favorite home away from home in the Big Apple.

The yuletide cheer explodes Wednesday December 21 at 10P. But if you were born after 1989 and have no idea what void this spectacular special is going to fill, sample from this vintage selection of holiday hits:

Andy Williams and The NBC Kids Search For Santa

The quintessential holiday special. Get snuggly and turn off your brain. You won’t need it.

A Muppet Family Christmas

The Fraggles. The Muppets. The Sesame Street gang. Fate. The Jim Henson multiverse merges in this warm and fuzzy Holiday gathering.

Julie Andrews: The Sound Of Christmas

To this day a foolproof antidote to holiday cynicism. It’s cheesy, but a good cheese. In this case an Alpine Gruyère.

Star Wars Holiday Special

Okay, busted. This one was released in 1978. Still totally ’80s though. And yes that’s Bea Arthur.

Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special

Pass the eggnog, and make sure it’s loaded. This special is everything you’d expect it to be and much, much more.

Joe’s Pub Presents: A Holiday Special premieres Wednesday December 21 at 10P on IFC.

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It Ain't Over Yet

A Guide to Coping with the End of Comedy Bang! Bang!

Watch the final episodes tonight at 11 and 11:30P on IFC.

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After five seasons and 110 halved-hour episodes, Scott Aukerman’s hipster comedy opus, Comedy Bang! Bang!, has come to an end. Fridays at 11 and 11:30P will never be the same. We know it can be hard for fans to adjust after the series finale of their favorite TV show. That’s why we’ve prepared this step-by-step guide to managing your grief.

Step One: Cry it out

It’s just natural. We’re sad too.
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Step Two: Read the CB!B! IMDB Trivia Page

The show is over and it feels like you’ve lost a friend. But how well did you really know this friend? Head over to Comedy Bang! Bang!’s IMDB page to find out some things you may not have known…like that it’s “based on a Civil War battle of the same name” or that “Reggie Watts was actually born with the name Theodore Leopold The Third.”

Step Three: Listen to the podcast

One fascinating piece of CB!B! trivia that you might not learn from IMDB is that there’s a podcast that shares the same name as the TV show. It’s even hosted by Scott Aukerman! It’s not exactly like watching the TV show on a Friday night, but that’s only because each episode is released Monday morning. If you close your eyes, the podcast is just like watching the show with your eyes closed!

Step Four: Watch brand new CB!B! clips?!

The best way to cope with the end of Comedy Bang! Bang! is to completely ignore that it’s over — because it’s not. In an unprecedented move, IFC is opening up the bonus CB!B! content vault. There are four brand new, never-before-seen sketches featuring Scott Aukerman, Kid Cudi, and “Weird Al” Yankovic ready for you to view on the IFC App. There’s also one right here, below this paragraph! Watch all four b-b-bonus clips and feel better.

Binge the entire final season, plus exclusive sketches, right now on the IFC app.

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Everybody Sweats Now

The Four-Day Sweatsgiving Weekend On IFC

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This long holiday weekend is your time to gobble gobble gobble and give heartfelt thanks—thanks for the comfort and forgiveness of sweatpants. Because when it comes right down to it, there’s nothing more wholesome and American than stuffing yourself stupid and spending endless hours in front of the TV in your softest of softests.

So get the sweats, grab the remote and join IFC for four perfect days of entertainment.

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It all starts with a 24-hour T-day marathon of Rocky Horror Picture Show, then continues Friday with an all-day binge of Stan Against Evil.

By Saturday, the couch will have molded to your shape. Which is good, because you’ll be nestled in for back-to-back Die Hard and Lethal Weapon.

Finally, come Sunday it’s time to put the sweat back in your sweatpants with The Shining, The Exorcist, The Chronicles of Riddick, Terminator 2, and Blade: Trinity. They totally count as cardio.

As if you need more convincing, here’s Martha Wash and the IFC&C Music Factory to hammer the point home.

The Sweatsgiving Weekend starts Thursday on IFC

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