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The 15 Most Quotable Lines From Billy Madison

Catch Billy Madison this month on IFC.

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Believe it or not, there was a time, not that long ago, when Adam Sandler was more than just a frumpled sweat suit sleepwalking through his career. In the early ’90s, he was a bonafide comedy icon. Teenage boys would spend their nights huddled around his CDs, or stay up late to watch him croon songs about lunch ladies on Saturday Night Live. And then his first movie, Billy Madison, dropped like an atomic bomb of poop and swan jokes. Cult comedy doesn’t do it justice. It was the type of movie that you and your friends would watch again, and again, and again, quoting lines back and forth, over and over again, until they lost all meaning. Before you catch Billy Madison this month on IFC, take a look at the 15 lines we’re still quoting today.


15. “Donkey Kong sucks!” “You know something, you suck!”

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14. “I am the smartest man alive!”

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13. “Stop looking at me, swan!”

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12. “If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.”

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11. “Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!”

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10. “It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around here.”


9. “O’Doyle rules!”

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8. “Don’t ever leave me open, son. Cause I’m gonna hit it every time.”

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7. “I thought I was your snack pack.”

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6. “It’s poop again!”

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5. “Stay here for as long as you can!”

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4. “Hahahahahaha, shut up!”

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3. “T-T-T-Today, junior!”

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2. “That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace.”


1. “Okay, a simple ‘wrong’ would’ve done just fine.”

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