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10 Found Footage Horror Movies That Are Actually Scary

Found Footage Horror Movies

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Remember when the infusion of found footage into movies was fresh and inventive, especially when it came to found footage horror? Now the genre is so utterly saturated with the sixth-going-on-seventh Paranormal Activity movie that it seems to have lost its impact. (Even IFC’s new series Documentary Now is getting in on the found footage game.)

To prove that this sub-genre of horror was actually scary at one time or another — and it still can be — here’s a rundown of some truly spine-tingly found-footage films. (Warning: Some of these films are scarily NSFW.) And don’t forget to catch Quarantine airing this month on IFC.

1. The Blair Witch Project

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Before everyone was capturing footage of ghosts and demons with their Vines and Snapchats, the Blair Witch Project sparked a horror movie revolution. It may not have been the very first found footage film, but it was basically The Exorcist of the genre. The value of the sequels, especially Book of Shadows, is up for debate, but nothing will compare to the horrific intimacy of a group of budding filmmakers freaking out in the woods.


2. Paranormal Activity

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There’s a reason why the Paranormal Activity franchise became so popular and spawned six movies, including one spin-off: it’s freaky as hell. Looking through the lenses of various security cameras set up around the house, we see — and are even a part of — the poltergeist that haunts, possesses and slaughters the innocents of the house. The sequels may have gotten progressively gorier with their scares, but nothing compares to the fear sweats we received from the original.


3. Afflicted

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Afflicted may look like another spin on the Chronicle treatment —- a found footage film about individuals who develop strange abilities -— but there’s a horrific twist that makes it unique. We won’t spoil the big secret here, though you can probably figure it out from the GIF above, but at the end of the day the found-footage factor adds an extra layer of intensity to the proceedings.


4. [REC]

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[Rec] is a 2007 Spanish film told through camera footage from a television crew, so it makes sense that they would be filming everything in the name of journalism. The story follows a TV reporter and her cameraman as they accompany emergency workers into a building and are quickly locked inside with the horror within.


5. V/H/S

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The twisty “Amateur Night,” is just one of the many vignettes of V/H/S, a compilation of horror shorts. As if the sadistic stories weren’t terrifying enough, the found-footage aspect sees these monsters staring directly into your soul.


6. The Bay

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It’s no shocker that the horror genre quickly became oversaturated with zombie movies, but The Bay was a new take on a (pardon the pun) decaying genre. A small seaside town in Maryland is at the center of an ecological disaster that turns people into rabid killing machines. One of the more unconventional aspects of the film lies in the found footage, which draws from a mixture of footage from a TV cameraman, confessions from an inexperienced reporter and footage from oceanographers.


7. Unfriended

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If you said a year ago that a horror movie that takes place entirely on a computer screen would be freaky, let alone good, you would’ve been laughed off the Internet. But Unfriended put a new spin on the found-footage format by telling a ghostly tale through computer screens. In doing so, it also modernizes the genre, reminding even the hipster tweenie boppers of the world that they won’t live forever.


8. The Sacrament

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Filmmaker Ti West is an ace at making stories we’ve heard countless times before seem new and freaky. The Sacrament tells the tale of a crazy cult leader gathering his followers for a mass suicide, only we’re seeing it through the lens of a two-man news crew. The new format makes us, somehow, believe we have the power to change the outcome, which makes the rude awakening at the end even more chilling.


9. The Last Exorcism

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Taken out of context, this move from The Last Exorcism looks like it could mesh well with the “Watch Me Nae Nae” music video. When considered within the larger context of the hit film The Last Exorcism, it brings back fond memories of the fear-induced sweat trickling down the nape of your neck. Possession and exorcism seem to naturally mesh well with the found footage format, but this film set itself apart when bathing in the intimate moments between priest, possessed and possessor.


10. The Curse

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Some of the most f-ed up horror has come out of Japan. (The Grudge? Need we say more?) The Curse, aka Noroi, took a Blair Witch-style approach in telling the story through camera footage of a paranormal investigator/documentarian who disappeared while making a movie called The Curse. There were also mockumentary elements thrown in there, but the malevolent spirit that comes a’haunting brings the fear factor. And there’s nothing freakier than watching a person’s last minutes alive on camera.

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The Brockmire Premiere Is All Truth

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At long last, the Brockmire pre-premiere has arrived. Which means you can watch it right now—on IFC.com, at Funny Or Die, on IFC’s Apple TV and mobile apps, on Youtube, on Facebook, on the AMC apps, and right here. So grab some headphones and get watching.

No seriously, get headphones.

Because whether he’s giving a play-by-play or ruminating on the world around him, Jim Brockmire calls it like he sees it. And how he sees it is very NSFW. His take on life is actually quite refreshing, even to the point of being profoundly sage. For proof just look at these pearls of unconventional wisdom from the premiere…

Brockmire On The Internet

“If I need porn I just buy a nudie mag, like my father and his father before him.”

Brockmire On Sex-Ed

“Kids, a strap-on is a belt with d— on it that mommies use to f— daddies.”
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Brockmire On The Perfect High

“Somewhere between 10 cups of coffee and very low-grade cocaine.”
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Brockmire On The Tardiness of Spring

“Old man winter’s reaching his hand inside your coat to give that thing one more squeeze.”

Brockmire On Keeping Perspective

“I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicap restroom in Bangkok where a Thai lady-boy snorted crank off my johnson while a sunburnt German watched us on the toilet”
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Brockmire On Humanity

“If you want to look directly into the gaping maw of oblivion, don’t look up to the heavens. Just look in the mirror.”
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See these nuggets and more in the first episode of Brockmire, and see the whole season beginning April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Thank Azaria

Best. Characters. Ever.

Our favorite Hank Azaria characters.

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Hank Azaria may well be the most prolific voice and character actor of our time. The work he’s done for The Simpsons alone has earned him a permanent place in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now he’s bringing another character to the mainstream: a washed-up sports announcer named Jim Brockmire, in the aptly titled new series Brockmire.

We’re looking forward to it. So much so that we want to look backward, too, with a short-but-sweet retrospective of some of Azaria’s important characters. Shall we begin?

Half The Recurring Simpsons Characters

He’s Comic Book Guy. He’s Chief Wiggum. He’s Apu. He’s Cletus. He’s Snake. He’s Superintendent Chalmers. He’s the Sea Captain. He’s Kurt “Can I Borrow A Feeling” Van Houten. He’s Professor Frink. He’s Carl. And he’s many more. But most importantly he’s Moe Szyslak, the staple character Azaria has voiced since his very first audition for The Simpsons.

Oh, and He’s Frank Grimes

For all the regular Simpsons characters Azaria has played over the years, his most brilliant performance may have been a one-off: Frank Grimes, the scrappy bootstrapper who worked tirelessly all his life for honest, incremental, and easily-undermined success. Azaria’s portrayal of this character was nuanced, emotional, and simply magical.

Patches O’Houlihan

Dodgeball is a “sport of violence, exclusion and degradation.” as Hank Azaria generously points out in his brief but crucial cameo in Dodgeball. That’s sage wisdom. Try applying his “five D’s” to your life on and off the court and enjoy the results.

Harold Zoid

Of Futurama fame. The crazy uncle of Dr. Zoidberg, Harold Zoid was once a lion (or lobster) of the silver screen until Smell-o-vision forced him into retirement.

Agador

The Birdcage was significant for many reasons, and the comic genius of Hank Azaria’s character “Agador” sits somewhere towards the top of that list. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you.

Gargamel

Nobody else could make a live-action Gargamel possible.

Ed Cochran

From Ray Donovan. Great character, great last name [editorial note: the author of this article may be bias].

Kahmunra, The Thinker, Abe Lincoln

All in the Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian, a file that let Azaria flex his voice acting and live-action muscles in one fell swoop.

The Blue Raja

Mystery Men has everything, including a fatal case of Smash Mouth. Azaria’s iconic superhero makes the shortlist of redeemable qualities, though.

Dr. Huff

Huff put Azaria in a leading role, and it was good. So good that there is no good gif of it. Internet? More like Inter-not.

Learn more about Hank Azaria’s newest claim to fame right here, and don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Brockmire and Other Public Implosions

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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There’s less than a month until the Brockmire premiere, and to say we’re excited would be an insulting understatement. It’s not just that it stars Hank Azaria, who can do no wrong (and yes, that’s including Mystery Men, which is only cringeworthy because of Smash Mouth). It’s that the whole backstory of the titular character, Jim Brockmire, is the stuff of legends. A one-time iconic sportscaster who won the hearts of fans and players alike, he fell from grace after an unfortunate personal event triggered a seriously public meltdown. See for yourself in the NSFW Funny or Die digital short that spawned the IFC series:

See? NSFW and spectacularly catastrophic in a way that could almost be real. Which got us thinking: What are some real-life sports fails that have nothing to do with botched athletics and everything to do with going tragically off script? The internet is a dark and dirty place, friends, but these three examples are pretty special and mostly safe for work…

Disgruntled Sports Reporter

His co-anchor went offsides and he called it like he saw it.

Jim Rome vs Jim “Not Chris” Everett

You just don’t heckle a professional athlete when you’re within striking distance. Common sense.

Carl Lewis’s National Anthem

He killed it! As in murdered. It’s dead.

To see more moments just like these, we recommend spending a day in your pajamas combing through the muckiness of the internet. But to see something that’s Brockmire-level funny without having to clear your browser history, check out the sneak peeks and extras here.

Don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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