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16 Movies that Share the Same Title and Not Much Else

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Every once in a while you will see a trailer for a movie whose name instills a sense of déjà vu because you’ve seen it before, even though the new movie isn’t a reboot. This lazy film phenomenon doesn’t happen often but when it does, usually the two movies have nothing in common. The movies below all share the same name and (spoiler alert!) Mr. Magoriam’s Wonder Emporium is not on this list.

16. Hot Pursuit (1987) and 15. Hot Pursuit (2015)

Judging from the previews of the Reese Witherspoon/Sophia Vergara opposites forced together/buddy cop/chase movie Hot Pursuit, it looks they are trying to recreate the success of the movie The Heat with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy, except with more jokes about aging and feminine hygiene “lady business.” (Definitely a project Witherspoon should have made a Midnight Run away from.)

Hot Pursuit shares the same name as a 1987 comedy starring John Cusack as a college student who misses a flight to join his girlfriend and her family on a Caribbean vacation. He spends the majority of the movie trying to catch up to them and, naturally, some ‘80s wackiness ensues. This movie actually has some funny moments and is noteworthy for Ben Stiller in a small role as a dumb, young bad guy way before his part in Dodgeball. Plus, it’s got one crucial thing his year’s Hot Pursuit lacks — Robert Loggia.


14. Bad Boys (1983) and 13. Bad Boys (1995)

Will Smith’s career was just taking off when he teamed with Martin Lawrence in their version of Lethal Weapon, and the popularity of the movie with fans in 1996 earned them a prestigious MTV Movie Award nomination for Best On-Screen Duo (although they rightfully lost to the magic that was Farley Spade in Tommy Boy).

Years before the song “Parents Just Don’t Understand” was even a dream in Will Smith’s head, Bad Boys was an appropriately titled movie about tough teens trying to get through their stint in juvie. Sean Penn plays a bad boy who ends up ruling the roost in this classic cult movie, with the help of a pillow case full of soda cans.


12. The Avengers (1998) and 11. The Avengers (2012)

In 2012, Marvel Studios’ The Avengers was the biggest blockbuster superhero movie of this century and the reason this post-aughts era will most likely be known in the future as “The Age of Ultron.”

There was, however, another movie also named The Avengers that came out in 1998 and was based on the 1960s British spy series of the same name. Ralph Fiennes is definitely more dapper in a top hat than Mark Ruffalo is in stretchy jeans but Uma Thurman’s skintight outfit is actually not that far off from Scarlett Johansen’s Black Widow. But that’s where the similarities end between the two movies. Unlike the Hulk-sized blockbuster that was Marvel’s The Avengers, the 1998 film bombed big time, making only $48 million worldwide, a gross earning so low, Tony Stark would consider it chump change.


10. Kicking and Screaming (1995) and 9. Kicking and Screaming (2005)

Will Ferrell can usually do no wrong when it comes to all things funny, but surprisingly, even he couldn’t bring too many laughs to 2005’s Kicking and Screaming, where our favorite goofball was pitted against his hardass father as the two duke it out as pee-wee coaches to their kids’ soccer teams. (Ferrell’s father, played by Robert Duvall, has remarried and has a son the same age as his own grandson). Duvall’s character shows all the warmth of The Great Santini (pun intended) and the kid-friendly movie is just as hard for adults to like. Although, there is something to be said about a movie that gives its funniest lines to Iron Mike Ditka.

While the title Kicking and Screaming is used very literally in the movie about soccer coaches fighting, it has a little more subtle meaning in the 1995 indie film that launched the directing career of Noah Baumbach. Over a decade before mumblecore became a thing, Baumbach put his stamp on the slacker indie film genre as Kicking and Screaming captured that feeling, you know the one, of finally graduating from college and then fighting like hell to stay there before life drags you off into adulthood.


8. Twilight (1998) and 7. Twilight (2008)

Everybody in the world knows the plot of the Twilight saga, so we won’t bother rehashing that one. But there once was another Twilight film, a neo-noir detective thriller made in 1998 that didn’t do well at the box office, as it was even slower-paced than the vampire Twilight. It was however packed with quite an impressive cast. Any film that stars Paul Newman, Susan Sarandon and Gene Hackman is at least worth a second look on cable one afternoon.


6. Project X (1987) and 5. Project X (2012)

Project X might seem like an odd title for a high school party movie, reason being that the title was actually a working title that stuck as it helped market this movie to the teen/college guy crowd, who helped it make a surprising amount of money. The events of the ultimate party unfold from the point of view of a video camera used by one of the partygoers. With its handheld, found footage look, Project X seems like it’s going for a cross between The Blair Witch Project and Superbad. 

Never to be confused with 2012’s Project X is 1987’s Project X, a sci-fi drama in which Matthew Broderick is assigned to work on a top secret Air Force project that performs experiments on chimps. This Project X is more like Rise of the Planet of the Apes meets Silkwood than a teen party sex comedy. Plus, a highly communicative chimp was more believable at the time than Matthew Broderick as an Air Force pilot.


4. Rush (1991) and 3. Rush (2013)

2013’s Rush is a Ron Howard-helmed drama that captures the non-stop action, macho rivalries and epic hairstyles of 1970s auto racing. Chris Hemsworth plays the cool British driver, James Hunt, with the long blonde hair and Daniel Bruhl is great as the Austrian rival, whose name most women will never remember since they came to see Chris Hemsworth.

There is another kind of rush besides adrenaline and in the 1991 film Rush, which also takes place in the ‘70s. Jennifer Jason Leigh and Jason Patric play cops who go way too deep undercover as they try and take down a local drug lord. The film contains some intense sequences and earned rave reviews for its depiction of drug addiction. (Jason Patric successfully hides his Lost Boys good looks under his Al Pacino-as- Serpico beard.) It’s tough to say which Rush is the better film, but with Gregg Allman playing a Texas drug dealer, the real question is: how did the producers hold back from naming the 1991 Rush, “Whipping Post” instead?

2. Crash (1996) and 1. Crash (2004)

Perhaps the gold standard of movies that share the same title yet have absolutely nothing in common, this pair has likely caused much confusion in the home rental market. If one were to, say, watch 1998’s Crash thinking they were getting the Oscar-winning Matt Dillon/Don Cheadle drama about race relations, they would instead get a twisted tale couples who take the phrase “autoerotic” quite literally.

Interestingly enough, both films proved to be controversial in their time. David Cronenberg’s 1998 Crash drew controversy for its racy mix of sex and violent car crash imagery. (It forever became known as the movie where James Spader makes sweet love to Rosanna Arquette’s leg scar.) Flash forward to 2004, when Paul Haggis’ Crash becomes a surprise Best Picture winner, beating out the more critically-favored Brokeback Mountain. Both movies also feature scenes with cars. And that’s about the extent of their similarities.

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Rappers Act Up

Watch the Yo! IFC Acts Movie Marathon Memorial Day Weekend.

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Memorial Day weekend: how to celebrate? Nothing quite says “screw spring—let’s do summer” like blockbuster movies starring rappers who ditched lucrative music careers in order to become actors. It happened a lot, remember? Especially in and around the ’90s. Will Smith, Eminem, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Marky Mark Wahlberg, Ludacris…icons with the hubris to try the silver screen instead and have it totally work out.

But what if more rappers had made the leap? That’s a rhetorical question—movies (and life) would’ve been better, obviously. To prove it, here are some movies that would’ve been more memorable with rappers.

The Godfather

Starring Biggie, not Brando.
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Only Coolio could improve upon Gene Wilder’s performance.
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Billy Elliot

Billy Elliot, with a dose of Missy Elliott.
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Low hanging fruit, Hollywood.
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And of course…

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See NONE of those movies and a whole bunch of real ones this Memorial Day weekend on IFC’s rapper-filled movie marathon.

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Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Oh Mama

Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

James Franco

The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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