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A Definitive Ranking of Every SNL Movie From Worst to Best

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Lorne Michaels’ long-running TV empire has launched the careers of dozens of comedians, but its efforts to branch out into theaters have been… uneven, at best. Here’s the official, inarguable rundown of SNL movies, from worst to best.

11. A Night at the Roxbury

Not only is this the absolute worst of the SNL films, it lands pretty solidly on a list of the absolute worst films of all time, period. Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan star as infuriating recurring characters Steve and Doug Butabi, two Yemeni-American club kids who mug through a number of ludicrous situations involving the L.A. nightclub scene. This movie is painful to watch and thankfully murdered Chris Kattan’s career while leaving Will Ferrell relatively unscathed.


10. Blues Brothers 2000

Making a sequel to one of the greatest comedies of all time (more on that later) is generally a bad idea, especially if one of the stars of the first movie is dead. The odious Blues Brothers 2000 suffers from the absence of John Belushi, and adding a wisecracking 10-year-old orphan doesn’t help matters at all. Some solid music on the soundtrack can’t redeem this one.


9. It’s Pat

Probably the most polarizing movie in the SNL canon, you either love It’s Pat or it makes you want to kill somebody. (It scores the rare 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.) Julia Sweeney’s bizarrely androgynous character was tough to deal with in five minute segments, but that cringe-inducing humor actually becomes more affecting in a feature film. Fun fact: Quentin Tarantino did some uncredited work on the script.


8. The Ladies Man

The late ’90s were the nadir of Saturday Night Live spin-off movies, as Lorne Michaels desperately tried to catch lightning in a bottle again following the success of Wayne’s World. It all ended with 2000’s The Ladies Man, starring Tim Meadows as radio lothario Leon Phelps. Directed by Reginald Hudlin (who deserves much better), the end result is a chore to get through.


7. Stuart Saves His Family

Al Franken’s Stuart Smalley was a character born for TV – a relentlessly cheerful motivational speaker with a tenuous connection to reality. As the anchor for a feature film, he just doesn’t work. The box-office bomb earned under a million bucks in theaters, and was one of late director Harold Ramis’ few flops.


6. Superstar

The thing with Saturday Night Live characters is that many of them are based on annoyance or all-out revulsion, and that’s hard to hang a movie script on. One that pulled it off was 1999’s Superstar, starring Molly Shannon as armpit-huffing Catholic schoolgirl with dreams of fame Mary Katherine Gallagher. (Will Ferrell’s turn as Sky Corrigan definitely helps.) The character’s just weird enough to work, and the supporting cast (including Ferrell, Tom Green, and Mark McKinney) is pretty solid.


5. Wayne’s World 2

After the huge success of the first Wayne’s World movie, Paramount wanted to go back to the well right away with a sequel. Unfortunately, it missed a lot of the things that made the original successful and tried to make up for it with lots and lots of celebrity cameos – Heather Locklear! Jay Leno! Aerosmith! Rip Taylor?


4. Coneheads

Most of the movies based on SNL sketches have been roughly contemporaneous, but Coneheads is the bizarre exception. The first Coneheads bit aired in 1977 and the movie came out sixteen years later. That said, it’s a fairly solid take on the franchise, with alien family Beldar, Prymaat and Connie dealing with life in suburban New Jersey.


3. MacGruber

Will Forte’s TV action star character is an obvious parody of MacGyver, but it’s a broad enough concept that it works stretched out to an hour and a half. This is probably the most lowbrow of any SNL movie to date, with lots and lots of toilet humor, but it’s charming in its own way.


2. The Blues Brothers

The first film based on recurring SNL characters is still one of the greatest. Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi so perfectly inhabited the black suits of Jake and Elwood Blues that they’re inseparable from the characters, and the car chase scene is one of Hollywood’s most iconic. Throw in hot as fire performances from James Brown, Aretha Franklin and Ray Charles and you’ve got a true American classic.

Click here to see all showings of The Blues Brothers on IFC.


1. Wayne’s World

Mike Myers and Dana Carvey took a classic SNL setup – two losers doing a local access TV show – and built an entire weird world around it as Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar. Penelope Spheeris (The Decline of Western Civilization) was the perfect director to take the duo to the big screen, and it remains the highest-grossing of any of the Saturday Night Live films theatrically. A still quoted classic, it’s the gold standard that all future SNL films are held up to. Oh, and it also has Tia Carrere at the height of her smoking babeness. Schwing!

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Watch the Yo! IFC Acts Movie Marathon Memorial Day Weekend.

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Memorial Day weekend: how to celebrate? Nothing quite says “screw spring—let’s do summer” like blockbuster movies starring rappers who ditched lucrative music careers in order to become actors. It happened a lot, remember? Especially in and around the ’90s. Will Smith, Eminem, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Marky Mark Wahlberg, Ludacris…icons with the hubris to try the silver screen instead and have it totally work out.

But what if more rappers had made the leap? That’s a rhetorical question—movies (and life) would’ve been better, obviously. To prove it, here are some movies that would’ve been more memorable with rappers.

The Godfather

Starring Biggie, not Brando.
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Only Coolio could improve upon Gene Wilder’s performance.
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Billy Elliot

Billy Elliot, with a dose of Missy Elliott.
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Low hanging fruit, Hollywood.
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And of course…

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See NONE of those movies and a whole bunch of real ones this Memorial Day weekend on IFC’s rapper-filled movie marathon.

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Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

James Franco

The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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