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Anna Kendrick As The New Indiana Jones Kicks Misogyny’s Ass

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If you thought an all-female Ghostbusters movie gutted your childhood with a rusty nail, wait until you see Anna Kendrick in an Indiana Jones reboot. The Pitch Perfect 2 actress starred in this reimagining of The Last Crusade, taking over for Harrison Ford as Indianna (with two “n”s) Jones. But, as the knight guarding the Holy Grail found out, don’t you dare compliment her looks or she’ll give you a whiplash so severe that you’ll rethink your misogyny.

Watch the video below.

Indianna Jones and The Last Crusade was made in promotion of Red Nose Day. You’ve probably been seeing posters and commercials for it all around town without really knowing what it’s all about. Basically, think of Comic Relief in the style of Patch Adams: it’s a campaign culminating in a live event that is designed to raise money for the youth living in poverty by simply making people laugh. Hence, here’s the comedic spoof of what a female-led Indiana Jones reboot might look like.

Lucasfilm is already planning to continue the Indiana Jones franchise with more sequels, so why not let Kendrick carry the weight of such a franchise on her petite shoulders? Aside from the fact that the internet will explode with statements like, “my life is over,” “this is a sign of the apocalypse” and the like, Kendrick’s Indy will not only discover artifacts and dodge massive boulders, but she’ll also fight misogyny with her whip and words.

“Man, I’m a respected professor of archaeology. Times have changed!”

The Indianna Jones video is preceded by a title card goofing over Hollywood’s culture of gender-swapped remakes, but perhaps this means more spoofs like this one are on the way. We have some time before Red Nose Day drops, so expect more videos before then. Hopefully, they’ll all feature Kendrick remaking classic movies.

The live Red Nose Day benefit will take place on May 21 and can be seen on NBC starting at 8 pm.

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Inauguration Alternative

Bill Murray On Repeat

It's a movie "Murray-thon" all-day Friday on IFC.

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Democrats, Republicans and Millennials agree: 2017 is shaping up to be a spectacle — a spectacle that really kicks into high gear this Friday with the presidential inauguration. Not only will the new POTUS swear in, but all the Country’s highest offices will be filled. It’s a daunting prospect, and to feel a little anxious about it is only normal. But if your anxiety is snowballing into panic, we have a solution:
Bill Murray.

He’s the human embodiment of a mental “Happy Place”, and there’s really no problem he can’t solve. So, with that in mind, how about we all set aside reality for a moment and let Bill take the pain away by imagining a top-shelf White House cabinet filled exclusively by his signature characters. Here are a few hypothetical appointments for your consideration…

Secretary of Defense:
Bill Murray from Stripes

His incompetence is balanced by charm, and dumb luck is inexplicably on his side. America could do worse.

Secretary of State:
Bill Murray from Lost In Translation

A seasoned globetrotter steeped in regional traditions who has the respect of the whole wide world. And he kills Costello in karaoke, which is very important.

Press Secretary:
Bill Murray from Ghostbusters

“Cats and dogs, living together. Mass hysteria.” Dude knows how to brief a room.

Secretary of Health and Human Services:
Bill Murray from What About Bob.

A doctor-approved people person who knows that progress is measured in baby steps.

Secretary of Energy:
Bill Murray from Groundhog Day

Let’s be honest, this world is going to need a lot of do-overs.

Feeling better? Hold on to that bliss. And enjoy a healthy alternative to the inauguration brouhaha with multiple Murrays all Friday long in an IFC movie marathon including Kingpin, Zombieland, Ghostbusters, and Ghostbusters II.

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Hank Azaria Gets Thrown A Curve Ball

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P

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Unless you’ve somehow missed every episode of the Simpsons since 1989, then surely you know that Hank Azaria is one of the most important character actors of our time. He’s so prolific and his voice is so dynamic that he’s responsible for more iconic personalities than most folks realize. Basically, he’s the great and powerful Oz — except that when you pull back the curtain the truth is actually more impressive. And now Hank is coming to IFC to bring yet another character to the TV pop culture hive mind in the new series Brockmire. Check out the trailer below.

Based on the following Funny or Die short and co-starring Amanda Peet, Brockmire follows the story of imploded major league sportscaster Jim Brockmire as he tries to resurrect his career by calling plays for a floundering minor league team in a podunk town.

The series is written by Joel Church-Cooper (Undateable) and produced by Funny or Die’s Mike Farah and Joe Farrell, meaning that there’s funny in front of the camera, funny behind the camera–funny all around. Sounds like a ball to us.

Brockmire premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Portlandia On People Who Can’t Park

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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If flagrant bad parking takes nerve, then retaliatory note writing takes neuroses. Watch Fred and Carrie take passive aggression to next level in Car Notes, the new Portlandia web series presented by Subaru. The first episode is yours right here and now, and you can see every installment of Car Notes anytime online, on the IFC app and on demand.

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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