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8 TV Stars Who Were Awesome Twice

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By Jeff Finkle

There may never be another drama on TV with a character arc as intensely captivating as Walter White’s on Breaking Bad and Bryan Cranston’s performance was in a word, perfect. If you were a fan of the 2000’s era sitcom Malcolm in the Middle, then you knew just how awesomely funny Cranston was as Malcolm’s lovable father, Hal. Hal and Walter were as different as night and day. Walter liked to wear a pork pie hat, Hal preferred roller skates. Oddly enough, they were both quite comfortable in their tighty whities.

Here are six other actors who were awesome twice and almost as nice as Bryan Cranston.

8. Larry Hagman, I Dream of Jeannie/Dallas

Decades before Bryan Cranston broke out as amazingly bad and unexpectedly awesome with Walter White, Larry Hagman turned J.R. Ewing into the villain everybody loved to hate on Dallas. J.R.’s thirst for black gold was every bit as voracious as Walter’s hunger for the power that his blue crystal meth gave him. Even though Hagman’s affable Tony Nelson was an astronaut on I Dream of Jeannie, he did share one strong similarity to Hal on Malcolm in the Middle. Despite the fact that the beautiful Jeannie was literally his genie in a bottle, she was clearly the one wearing the (Hammer) pants in the family.


7. Neil Patrick Harris, Doogie Howser, M.D./How I Met Your Mother

Neil Patrick Harris, or NPH as Twitter likes to call him, is the rare triple threat star who can sing, dance, and as Barney on HIMYM, he could wait-for-it…make sweet love with over 2,000 bimbos. But for anyone old enough to remember when MTV had videos, Neil made America fall for Doogie Howser, M.D. When the adorable teenage doctor wasn’t saving lives or hanging with his pal Vinnie, he was writing in his computer journal a decade before people knew what a blog was.


6. Ed O’Neill, Married With Children/Modern Family

“Let’s Rock.” This slacker rallying cry was delivered by The Fox network’s first rock star, Al Bundy. There had never been a character like Al Bundy before and a family like The Bundys who cared more about themselves than each other. Though of course they were always up for a “Whoaa Bundy!” chant when it came to getting out of having to do anything besides sitting on the couch. It’s a testament to Ed O’Neill’s acting ability that he could embody two iconic TV dads, decades apart, whose only shared character traits are the ability to be annoyed by their family.


5. Katey Sagal, Married with Children/Sons of Anarchy

The fact that neither Ed O’Neill nor Katey Sagal has won an Emmy in their careers is hard to imagine. Emmy voters are lucky that Sagal’s Gemma is just a character that she played on Sons of Anarchy, or else a SAMCRO beat down might just be in order. It is a credit to Sagal’s acting chops and gravitas that she was such a convincingly conniving, cut-throat Lady Macbeth-esque matriarch to the SAMCRO biker gang. Equally amazing is how she managed to look sexier as a 50-something biker chick than she did as a big-haired, bon bon-eating Peggy Bundy on Married With Children, decades earlier. (If you count Katey’s voiceover role as Leela on Futurama, she’s a three-timer on the awesome scale.)


4. Michael C. Hall, Six Feet Under/Dexter

Despite what anyone thought of Dexter’s (SPOILER ALERT) lumberjack finale, they watched the show for eight years because Michael C. Hall made the complex character his own and became everyone’s favorite closeted serial killer. Hall had established himself a few years earlier on the highly acclaimed HBO series Six Feet Under as David Fisher, the sensitive gay brother in the dysfunctional Fisher clan. Michael C. Hall brought two polar opposite characters to life in equally memorable and often humorous ways.

3. Jeffrey Tambor, The Larry Sanders Show/Arrested Development/Transparent

Hey Now! Twice is nice but thrice is nicer and Jeffrey Tambor has portrayed three classic TV characters that all showed that he is more than just a go-to comedic character actor. Tambor’s Hank Kingsley was the sidekick you hoped Ed McMahon was actually like, and arguably the funniest part of the critically acclaimed The Larry Sanders Show in the ‘90s. He fit perfectly with the hilarious ensemble cast of Arrested Development as George Bluth Sr. (and his twin Oscar) but no TV viewer could have predicted that his performance of a lifetime would be when he got in touch with his feminine side. As Maura Pfefferman on Transparent, he is transfixing as he captures all the right emotions, as well as the humor of what it’s like for a Jewish dad to come out to his family as a transgendered woman.


2. Fred Armisen, Saturday Night Live/Portlandia 

Perhaps we’re biased, but Fred joins the ranks of SNL star who went on to great TV success (Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Andy Samberg, etc.) with his role on Portlandia.

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1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Seinfeld/Veep

The actress formerly known as Elaine became the only Seinfeld star to shake the show’s dreaded curse when she scored the lead role in the Emmy-winning Veep. If you’ve ever wondered what Elaine would be like as president, you’re in for a treat.

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The Brockmire Premiere Is All Truth

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At long last, the Brockmire pre-premiere has arrived. Which means you can watch it right now—on IFC.com, at Funny Or Die, on IFC’s Apple TV and mobile apps, on Youtube, on Facebook, on the AMC apps, and right here. So grab some headphones and get watching.

No seriously, get headphones.

Because whether he’s giving a play-by-play or ruminating on the world around him, Jim Brockmire calls it like he sees it. And how he sees it is very NSFW. His take on life is actually quite refreshing, even to the point of being profoundly sage. For proof just look at these pearls of unconventional wisdom from the premiere…

Brockmire On The Internet

“If I need porn I just buy a nudie mag, like my father and his father before him.”

Brockmire On Sex-Ed

“Kids, a strap-on is a belt with d— on it that mommies use to f— daddies.”
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Brockmire On The Perfect High

“Somewhere between 10 cups of coffee and very low-grade cocaine.”
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Brockmire On The Tardiness of Spring

“Old man winter’s reaching his hand inside your coat to give that thing one more squeeze.”

Brockmire On Keeping Perspective

“I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicap restroom in Bangkok where a Thai lady-boy snorted crank off my johnson while a sunburnt German watched us on the toilet”
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Brockmire On Humanity

“If you want to look directly into the gaping maw of oblivion, don’t look up to the heavens. Just look in the mirror.”
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See these nuggets and more in the first episode of Brockmire, and see the whole season beginning April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Thank Azaria

Best. Characters. Ever.

Our favorite Hank Azaria characters.

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Hank Azaria may well be the most prolific voice and character actor of our time. The work he’s done for The Simpsons alone has earned him a permanent place in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now he’s bringing another character to the mainstream: a washed-up sports announcer named Jim Brockmire, in the aptly titled new series Brockmire.

We’re looking forward to it. So much so that we want to look backward, too, with a short-but-sweet retrospective of some of Azaria’s important characters. Shall we begin?

Half The Recurring Simpsons Characters

He’s Comic Book Guy. He’s Chief Wiggum. He’s Apu. He’s Cletus. He’s Snake. He’s Superintendent Chalmers. He’s the Sea Captain. He’s Kurt “Can I Borrow A Feeling” Van Houten. He’s Professor Frink. He’s Carl. And he’s many more. But most importantly he’s Moe Szyslak, the staple character Azaria has voiced since his very first audition for The Simpsons.

Oh, and He’s Frank Grimes

For all the regular Simpsons characters Azaria has played over the years, his most brilliant performance may have been a one-off: Frank Grimes, the scrappy bootstrapper who worked tirelessly all his life for honest, incremental, and easily-undermined success. Azaria’s portrayal of this character was nuanced, emotional, and simply magical.

Patches O’Houlihan

Dodgeball is a “sport of violence, exclusion and degradation.” as Hank Azaria generously points out in his brief but crucial cameo in Dodgeball. That’s sage wisdom. Try applying his “five D’s” to your life on and off the court and enjoy the results.

Harold Zoid

Of Futurama fame. The crazy uncle of Dr. Zoidberg, Harold Zoid was once a lion (or lobster) of the silver screen until Smell-o-vision forced him into retirement.

Agador

The Birdcage was significant for many reasons, and the comic genius of Hank Azaria’s character “Agador” sits somewhere towards the top of that list. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you.

Gargamel

Nobody else could make a live-action Gargamel possible.

Ed Cochran

From Ray Donovan. Great character, great last name [editorial note: the author of this article may be bias].

Kahmunra, The Thinker, Abe Lincoln

All in the Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian, a file that let Azaria flex his voice acting and live-action muscles in one fell swoop.

The Blue Raja

Mystery Men has everything, including a fatal case of Smash Mouth. Azaria’s iconic superhero makes the shortlist of redeemable qualities, though.

Dr. Huff

Huff put Azaria in a leading role, and it was good. So good that there is no good gif of it. Internet? More like Inter-not.

Learn more about Hank Azaria’s newest claim to fame right here, and don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Brockmire and Other Public Implosions

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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There’s less than a month until the Brockmire premiere, and to say we’re excited would be an insulting understatement. It’s not just that it stars Hank Azaria, who can do no wrong (and yes, that’s including Mystery Men, which is only cringeworthy because of Smash Mouth). It’s that the whole backstory of the titular character, Jim Brockmire, is the stuff of legends. A one-time iconic sportscaster who won the hearts of fans and players alike, he fell from grace after an unfortunate personal event triggered a seriously public meltdown. See for yourself in the NSFW Funny or Die digital short that spawned the IFC series:

See? NSFW and spectacularly catastrophic in a way that could almost be real. Which got us thinking: What are some real-life sports fails that have nothing to do with botched athletics and everything to do with going tragically off script? The internet is a dark and dirty place, friends, but these three examples are pretty special and mostly safe for work…

Disgruntled Sports Reporter

His co-anchor went offsides and he called it like he saw it.

Jim Rome vs Jim “Not Chris” Everett

You just don’t heckle a professional athlete when you’re within striking distance. Common sense.

Carl Lewis’s National Anthem

He killed it! As in murdered. It’s dead.

To see more moments just like these, we recommend spending a day in your pajamas combing through the muckiness of the internet. But to see something that’s Brockmire-level funny without having to clear your browser history, check out the sneak peeks and extras here.

Don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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