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Do These Hilarious Goodfellas Spoofs Amuse You??

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Every once in a while a movie so distinctive, so iconic, comes along just begging to be spoofed. Be it the larger-than-life characters, snappy dialogue, or savage beatings for mentioning a stint as a shoeshine boy, the elements easily lend themselves to comedy — sometimes just based on reference alone. Martin Scorsese’s 1990 classic Goodfellas is one of those movies. But like the shower scene in Psycho or Darth Vader’s paternal revelation in The Empire Strikes Back, Goodfellas sparked such a parody abundance that it became hard to find the good among the lame.

Fortunately, we sifted through the chaff to come up with these six best Goodfellas spoofs. Enjoy!

6. “Raging Rudolph” (MADtv)

There’s something about Scorsese’s flashy ultra-violence that mixes so well with family-friendly productions. Perhaps it’s our innate desire to see our cherished childhood friends curse, flirt, and kill, because this Goodfellas-inspired parody of the Rankin/Bass Christmas special Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer is very satisfying to see. That’ll learn them reindeer for mocking a birth defect!


5. “The Goodfeathers” (Animaniacs)

Much like the frequent Sesame Street parodies that use strictly adult fare as a source, a few recurring characters in the madcap children’s show Animaniacs represent the trio of leads from a movie that (hopefully) kids haven’t seen. And yet, young or old, viewers can appreciate a quick-tempered cartoon pigeon flipping out over innocuous comments, whether the source inspiration was seen or not.


4. “Baldwin’s Mob Buddies” (Saturday Night Live)

In the cold opening to a 1993 episode hosted by Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger (remember when they were a thing?), Saturday Night Live turned Scorsese’s long take of the Goodfellas goons into a rogue’s gallery of outlandish Dick Tracy street toughs. There’s Jimmy Five-Times (who says everything five times), Nick “The Puppet” Lamponi, and Out-of-Focus Eddie. And maybe it’s our obsession with everything Norm Macdonald, but we’d watch a feature-length spinoff starring Richie Pause-And-Shout.


3. “Contemporary American Poultry” (Community)

It didn’t take long for the cult comedy series Community to establish its trope-spinning style by taking every genre imaginable and turning them inside out. And by the time the show hit its 21st episode, viewers knew Dan Harmon’s deep pop culture knowledge would be represented on screen. In “Contemporary American Poultry,” the Greendale gang corner the chicken finger market and quickly learn the thrill of power and corruption like a certain Lufthansa crew.


2. “Bart the Murderer” (The Simpsons)

Voiced by the indelible Joe Mantegna, there was no question that the Simpsons character Fat Tony would become a regular by his first appearance. In this classic third season episode that spoofs Henry Hill’s rise in the ranks, Fat Tony and his cronies hire Bart for his inherent mixology skills and lead him into a life of organized crime. The characters became so rife for parody that actual Goodfellas actor Frank Sivero sued Fox for $250 million for allegedly stealing his likeness for the character Louie.


1. “Pallies” (Mr. Show)

Watching a gangster movie like Goodfellas on TV is always a blast. Chock full of not-safe-for-network content, these films regularly have to be edited down — or better yet, awkwardly dubbed over — to meet the strict policies of the FCC. (That’s why you should always watch it uncut on IFC!) And here, the team at Mr. Show spoofed the practice of lesser networks by using an infamous scene in Goodfellas and censored it to the point of inscrutability, proving they’re a bunch of funny “mother-father Chinese dentists.”

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The Brockmire Premiere Is All Truth

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At long last, the Brockmire pre-premiere has arrived. Which means you can watch it right now—on IFC.com, at Funny Or Die, on IFC’s Apple TV and mobile apps, on Youtube, on Facebook, on the AMC apps, and right here. So grab some headphones and get watching.

No seriously, get headphones.

Because whether he’s giving a play-by-play or ruminating on the world around him, Jim Brockmire calls it like he sees it. And how he sees it is very NSFW. His take on life is actually quite refreshing, even to the point of being profoundly sage. For proof just look at these pearls of unconventional wisdom from the premiere…

Brockmire On The Internet

“If I need porn I just buy a nudie mag, like my father and his father before him.”

Brockmire On Sex-Ed

“Kids, a strap-on is a belt with d— on it that mommies use to f— daddies.”
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Brockmire On The Perfect High

“Somewhere between 10 cups of coffee and very low-grade cocaine.”
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Brockmire On The Tardiness of Spring

“Old man winter’s reaching his hand inside your coat to give that thing one more squeeze.”

Brockmire On Keeping Perspective

“I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicap restroom in Bangkok where a Thai lady-boy snorted crank off my johnson while a sunburnt German watched us on the toilet”
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Brockmire On Humanity

“If you want to look directly into the gaping maw of oblivion, don’t look up to the heavens. Just look in the mirror.”
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See these nuggets and more in the first episode of Brockmire, and see the whole season beginning April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Best. Characters. Ever.

Our favorite Hank Azaria characters.

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Hank Azaria may well be the most prolific voice and character actor of our time. The work he’s done for The Simpsons alone has earned him a permanent place in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now he’s bringing another character to the mainstream: a washed-up sports announcer named Jim Brockmire, in the aptly titled new series Brockmire.

We’re looking forward to it. So much so that we want to look backward, too, with a short-but-sweet retrospective of some of Azaria’s important characters. Shall we begin?

Half The Recurring Simpsons Characters

He’s Comic Book Guy. He’s Chief Wiggum. He’s Apu. He’s Cletus. He’s Snake. He’s Superintendent Chalmers. He’s the Sea Captain. He’s Kurt “Can I Borrow A Feeling” Van Houten. He’s Professor Frink. He’s Carl. And he’s many more. But most importantly he’s Moe Szyslak, the staple character Azaria has voiced since his very first audition for The Simpsons.

Oh, and He’s Frank Grimes

For all the regular Simpsons characters Azaria has played over the years, his most brilliant performance may have been a one-off: Frank Grimes, the scrappy bootstrapper who worked tirelessly all his life for honest, incremental, and easily-undermined success. Azaria’s portrayal of this character was nuanced, emotional, and simply magical.

Patches O’Houlihan

Dodgeball is a “sport of violence, exclusion and degradation.” as Hank Azaria generously points out in his brief but crucial cameo in Dodgeball. That’s sage wisdom. Try applying his “five D’s” to your life on and off the court and enjoy the results.

Harold Zoid

Of Futurama fame. The crazy uncle of Dr. Zoidberg, Harold Zoid was once a lion (or lobster) of the silver screen until Smell-o-vision forced him into retirement.

Agador

The Birdcage was significant for many reasons, and the comic genius of Hank Azaria’s character “Agador” sits somewhere towards the top of that list. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you.

Gargamel

Nobody else could make a live-action Gargamel possible.

Ed Cochran

From Ray Donovan. Great character, great last name [editorial note: the author of this article may be bias].

Kahmunra, The Thinker, Abe Lincoln

All in the Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian, a file that let Azaria flex his voice acting and live-action muscles in one fell swoop.

The Blue Raja

Mystery Men has everything, including a fatal case of Smash Mouth. Azaria’s iconic superhero makes the shortlist of redeemable qualities, though.

Dr. Huff

Huff put Azaria in a leading role, and it was good. So good that there is no good gif of it. Internet? More like Inter-not.

Learn more about Hank Azaria’s newest claim to fame right here, and don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Brockmire and Other Public Implosions

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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There’s less than a month until the Brockmire premiere, and to say we’re excited would be an insulting understatement. It’s not just that it stars Hank Azaria, who can do no wrong (and yes, that’s including Mystery Men, which is only cringeworthy because of Smash Mouth). It’s that the whole backstory of the titular character, Jim Brockmire, is the stuff of legends. A one-time iconic sportscaster who won the hearts of fans and players alike, he fell from grace after an unfortunate personal event triggered a seriously public meltdown. See for yourself in the NSFW Funny or Die digital short that spawned the IFC series:

See? NSFW and spectacularly catastrophic in a way that could almost be real. Which got us thinking: What are some real-life sports fails that have nothing to do with botched athletics and everything to do with going tragically off script? The internet is a dark and dirty place, friends, but these three examples are pretty special and mostly safe for work…

Disgruntled Sports Reporter

His co-anchor went offsides and he called it like he saw it.

Jim Rome vs Jim “Not Chris” Everett

You just don’t heckle a professional athlete when you’re within striking distance. Common sense.

Carl Lewis’s National Anthem

He killed it! As in murdered. It’s dead.

To see more moments just like these, we recommend spending a day in your pajamas combing through the muckiness of the internet. But to see something that’s Brockmire-level funny without having to clear your browser history, check out the sneak peeks and extras here.

Don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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