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17 More Terrifying Pop Culture Moments from the ’80s (Chosen By You!)

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Last week, we put together a list of terrifying moments from the ’80s we’ve never been able to get over. Well, our fans over on the IFC Facebook page doubled down, and reminded us of a whole lot more. Here are a few spooky scenes, from our favorite 80s shows and movies that still give us nightmares.

17. The Librarian Ghoul from Ghostbusters

Movies don’t get much better than this ’80s classic, but when you dig beneath the Bill Murray quips and confusing feelings about Dana becoming Zuul, you’re left with a freaky ghost story every bit as terrifying as Poltergeist. We still get chills thinking about the nice old librarian lady suddenly turning into a demon from hell after Ray yells “Get her!”


16. The Clown Puppet from Poltergeist

Speaking of which, Poltergeist itself made us leave the nightlight on a few years later than was socially acceptable.


15. Zelda from Pet Sematary

In a movie about rabid animals rising from the grave, somehow a sick woman with spinal meningitis is the thing that still haunts us to this day.


14. Dan Aykroyd in Twilight Zone: The Movie ?

While the Twilight Zone movie had a checkered history behind the scenes (it literally killed cast member Vic Morrow and two children), the scariest thing to make it into the film was this short scene, starring two of the biggest comedy stars of the ’80s. You want to see something scary? Surprisingly, it isn’t Albert Brooks and Dan Aykroyd singing along to Creedence Clearwater Revival.


13. The Puppets from the “Land of Confusion” Music Video

Holy hell, what was happening here? This Genesis music video somehow manages to be the most ’80s thing ever made — with grotesque puppet versions of Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher and Collins himself — and a conduit straight to our nightmares. (Fun fact: the puppets came from a UK sketch show called Spitting Image that aired briefly in the U.S.)


12. The Troll in the Wall from Cat’s Eye

Drew Barrymore had enough to worry about during the ’80s, what with a drinking problem when most of us still had bedtimes. Now she has trolls sneaking out of her wall, and stealing her breath? That just seems unfair.


11. Darkness from Legend

Tim Curry made an appearance on our last list, for his terrifying performance in the miniseries IT. But before he ever put on the clown makeup, he played the Devil himself, in this cult hit that helped launch Tom Cruise’s career. Who would have guessed Tom’s personal life would be the creepiest thing to come out of a movie with Frankfurter basically playing Lucifer?


10. E.T. Dying

This is the moment when most kids in the ’80s learned that death comes for us all. E.T. phone home? More like trust issues phone therapist.

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9. The Demons from The Gate

Stephen Dorf realizes a hole in his backyard is a gateway to demons, confirming everything we suspected about that pile of dirt we found by the driveway. It’s also the best acting Dorf has ever done outside of trying to make e-cigarettes seem cool.

8. Clowns Steal Pee-wee’s Bike in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure

We talked about Large Marge scarring our childhood, but how could we forget the freakish clowns that haunt Pee-wee’s own nightmares?


7. Christopher Lloyd Murders a Toon in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

We all went to see this, hoping Daffy and Donald Duck would finally meet. We had no way of knowing that Doc Brown himself, Christopher Lloyd, would go full-on, bug-eyed serial killer, melting an adorable cartoon shoe in “The Dip.” We sometimes still hear the shoe’s screams when we close our eyes at night…


6. The Sandworms from Beetlejuice

To an adult, the early work of Tim Burton is full of dark whimsy and inventiveness. To a kid, it’s straight out panic-inducing. Strangely, these terrifying sandworms became central to the early ’90s Saturday morning cartoon version of Beetlejuice where Lydia and The Ghost with the Most were suddenly friends for some reason. What were they trying to do to us back then?


5. The My Little Pony Song “Nothing Can Stop The Smooze”

Nothing can stop The Smooze, kids. Nothing! Not your parents. Not the police. You’re all alone. This terrifying song, in the middle of a My Little Pony cartoon of all places, confirms that adults were just trolling us for most of our childhoods.


4. Gmork, The Neverending Story

On the one hand, this ’80s fantasy classic gave kids a cuddly flying dog pal in the form of Falkor. On the other, it gave them nightmares thanks to Gmork, the creepily realistic wolf creature who tried to kill our hero Atreyu. Kids today with their CGI will never understand the horrors of puppetry we were exposed to back in the day.


3. The Jabberwocky from Alice Through the Looking Glass

’80s parents were too busy adjusting their shoulder pads to vet this miniseries version of Alice in Wonderland which starred John Stamos, Pat Morita and a million other childhood favorites and turned the Jabberwocky into a living, breathing manifestation of our fears just in time for bed. Runner-up creepy moment: Carol Channing as The White Queen just straight up turning into a goat for some reason.


2. The Tree Monster from The Ewok Adventure

Ewoks were the pivot point between the perfection of the original Star Wars trilogy and the nightmare the prequels would become. A series of TV movies were made about our loveable little friends, and apparently this happened in one. At this point, you have to wonder if maybe we were just a bit too easily scarred by things back then.


1. The Skeksis from The Dark Crystal

The Gelfling heroes of The Dark Crystal were freaky enough, but Jim Henson created living nightmares with the Skeksis. These rotting bird monsters were about as far from Big Bird and Kermit as you can get.

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Make The Holidays ’80s Again

Enjoy the holiday cheer Wednesday December 21 at 10P on IFC.

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Whatever happened to the kind of crazy-yet-cozy holiday specials that blanketed the early winter airwaves of the 1980s? Unceremoniously killed by infectious ’90s jadedness? Slow fade out at the hands of early-onset millennial ennui? Whatever the reason, nixing the tradition was a huge mistake.

A huge mistake that we’re about to fix.

Announcing IFC’s Joe’s Pub Presents: A Holiday Special, starring Tony Hale. It’s a celeb-studded extravaganza in the glorious tradition of yesteryear featuring Bridget Everett, Jo Firestone, Nick Thune, Jen Kirkman, house band The Dap-Kings, and many more. And it’s at Joe’s Pub, everyone’s favorite home away from home in the Big Apple.

The yuletide cheer explodes Wednesday December 21 at 10P. But if you were born after 1989 and have no idea what void this spectacular special is going to fill, sample from this vintage selection of holiday hits:

Andy Williams and The NBC Kids Search For Santa

The quintessential holiday special. Get snuggly and turn off your brain. You won’t need it.

A Muppet Family Christmas

The Fraggles. The Muppets. The Sesame Street gang. Fate. The Jim Henson multiverse merges in this warm and fuzzy Holiday gathering.

Julie Andrews: The Sound Of Christmas

To this day a foolproof antidote to holiday cynicism. It’s cheesy, but a good cheese. In this case an Alpine Gruyère.

Star Wars Holiday Special

Okay, busted. This one was released in 1978. Still totally ’80s though. And yes that’s Bea Arthur.

Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special

Pass the eggnog, and make sure it’s loaded. This special is everything you’d expect it to be and much, much more.

Joe’s Pub Presents: A Holiday Special premieres Wednesday December 21 at 10P on IFC.

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It Ain't Over Yet

A Guide to Coping with the End of Comedy Bang! Bang!

Watch the final episodes tonight at 11 and 11:30P on IFC.

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After five seasons and 110 halved-hour episodes, Scott Aukerman’s hipster comedy opus, Comedy Bang! Bang!, has come to an end. Fridays at 11 and 11:30P will never be the same. We know it can be hard for fans to adjust after the series finale of their favorite TV show. That’s why we’ve prepared this step-by-step guide to managing your grief.

Step One: Cry it out

It’s just natural. We’re sad too.
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Step Two: Read the CB!B! IMDB Trivia Page

The show is over and it feels like you’ve lost a friend. But how well did you really know this friend? Head over to Comedy Bang! Bang!’s IMDB page to find out some things you may not have known…like that it’s “based on a Civil War battle of the same name” or that “Reggie Watts was actually born with the name Theodore Leopold The Third.”

Step Three: Listen to the podcast

One fascinating piece of CB!B! trivia that you might not learn from IMDB is that there’s a podcast that shares the same name as the TV show. It’s even hosted by Scott Aukerman! It’s not exactly like watching the TV show on a Friday night, but that’s only because each episode is released Monday morning. If you close your eyes, the podcast is just like watching the show with your eyes closed!

Step Four: Watch brand new CB!B! clips?!

The best way to cope with the end of Comedy Bang! Bang! is to completely ignore that it’s over — because it’s not. In an unprecedented move, IFC is opening up the bonus CB!B! content vault. There are four brand new, never-before-seen sketches featuring Scott Aukerman, Kid Cudi, and “Weird Al” Yankovic ready for you to view on the IFC App. There’s also one right here, below this paragraph! Watch all four b-b-bonus clips and feel better.

Binge the entire final season, plus exclusive sketches, right now on the IFC app.

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Everybody Sweats Now

The Four-Day Sweatsgiving Weekend On IFC

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This long holiday weekend is your time to gobble gobble gobble and give heartfelt thanks—thanks for the comfort and forgiveness of sweatpants. Because when it comes right down to it, there’s nothing more wholesome and American than stuffing yourself stupid and spending endless hours in front of the TV in your softest of softests.

So get the sweats, grab the remote and join IFC for four perfect days of entertainment.

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It all starts with a 24-hour T-day marathon of Rocky Horror Picture Show, then continues Friday with an all-day binge of Stan Against Evil.

By Saturday, the couch will have molded to your shape. Which is good, because you’ll be nestled in for back-to-back Die Hard and Lethal Weapon.

Finally, come Sunday it’s time to put the sweat back in your sweatpants with The Shining, The Exorcist, The Chronicles of Riddick, Terminator 2, and Blade: Trinity. They totally count as cardio.

As if you need more convincing, here’s Martha Wash and the IFC&C Music Factory to hammer the point home.

The Sweatsgiving Weekend starts Thursday on IFC

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