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10 Examples of People Yelling “Noooooooo!” in Movies

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One thing’s for sure — no matter the genre, no matter the medium, no piece of entertainment is immune to the glories of a character screaming “NOOOOOOOOO!” into the air like they just don’t care. Daughter died? Facing down a tidal wave? Watching the Sun explode? Check out these 10 examples of people letting their “NOOOOOOOs” fly.

10. Evil Dead 2

This 1987 Sam Raimi classic helped put screaming “Noooooo!” on the map. This is how you end a movie, people.


9. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warrior 

The filmmakers behind Freddy’s third installment knew that when all else fails, having someone scream “Nooooooooo!” will at least fill up space in your movie. Here it’s mute Joey using his “dream voice” to kill Mr. Krueger once and for all. Or does he?


8. Van Helsing

This 2004 bomb finds Hugh Jackman getting early practice for his “no!” screaming ways, only this time in wolf form.


7. Muppets from Space

In one of the many Muppet movies made after the death of creator Jim Henson, Gonzo seems to be speaking for all us when he lets out this emotional howl.


6. The ‘Burbs

Before Tom Hanks became the biggest movie star in the world, he was just a guy who had the comedy chops to make screaming to the heavens hilarious.

5. Pet Cemetery 

The film adaptation of Stephen King’s novel wasn’t a critical hit, but it did wisely use a character screaming “no!” not once, not twice, but three times. Go big or go home, people.


4. X-Men: The Last Stand and X-Men Origins: Wolverine 

Sometimes you film a character screaming “no!” in one movie, and love it so much you create a spinoff just so he can do it two more times.


3. Jungle Fever

This 1992 Spike Lee Joint brought the scream to art house cinema. Sometimes you just don’t feel like being propositioned by a prostitute. Or if you’re Wesley Snipes, paying your taxes. NSFW:


2. Death Wish V: The Face of Death

By the time this fifth installment of the Death Wish franchise came out, star Charles Bronson was 72 years old, and had run out of ways to kill people. This is a prime example of that.


1. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi 

Sometimes screaming “no” runs in the family. As demonstrated in these two clips, one perhaps the most classic “no” in movie history. The other, not so much. And finally, because Lucas can’t stop tinkering with/screwing up the original franchise, Darth Vader now unleashes his signature “no!” on the recent Return of the Jedi Blu-ray.  Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to look skyward and express our distaste vocally.

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Millennial Wisdom

Charles Speaks For Us All

Get to know Charles, the social media whiz of Brockmire.

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He may be an unlikely radio producer Brockmire, but Charles is #1 when it comes to delivering quips that tie a nice little bow on the absurdity of any given situation.

Charles also perfectly captures the jaded outlook of Millennials. Or at least Millennials as mythologized by marketers and news idiots. You know who you are.

Played superbly by Tyrel Jackson Williams, Charles’s quippy nuggets target just about any subject matter, from entry-level jobs in social media (“I plan on getting some experience here, then moving to New York to finally start my life.”) to the ramifications of fictional celebrity hookups (“Drake and Taylor Swift are dating! Albums y’all!”). But where he really nails the whole Millennial POV thing is when he comments on America’s second favorite past-time after type II diabetes: baseball.

Here are a few pearls.

On Baseball’s Lasting Cultural Relevance

“Baseball’s one of those old-timey things you don’t need anymore. Like cursive. Or email.”

On The Dramatic Value Of Double-Headers

“The only thing dumber than playing two boring-ass baseball games in one day is putting a two-hour delay between the boring-ass games.”

On Sartorial Tradition

“Is dressing badly just a thing for baseball, because that would explain his jacket.”

On Baseball, In A Nutshell

“Baseball is a f-cked up sport, and I want you to know it.”


Learn more about Charles in the behind-the-scenes video below.

And if you were born before the late ’80s and want to know what the kids think about Baseball, watch Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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Crown Jules

Amanda Peet FTW on Brockmire

Amanda Peet brings it on Brockmire Wednesday at 10P on IFC.

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On Brockmire, Jules is the unexpected yin to Jim Brockmire’s yang. Which is saying a lot, because Brockmire’s yang is way out there. Played by Amanda Peet, Jules is hard-drinking, truth-spewing, baseball-loving…everything Brockmire is, and perhaps what he never expected to encounter in another human.

“We’re the same level of functional alcoholic.”


But Jules takes that commonality and transforms it into something special: a new beginning. A new beginning for failing minor league baseball team “The Frackers”, who suddenly about-face into a winning streak; and a new beginning for Brockmire, whose life gets a jumpstart when Jules lures him back to baseball. As for herself, her unexpected connection with Brockmire gives her own life a surprising and much needed goose.

“You’re a Goddamn Disaster and you’re starting To look good to me.”

This palpable dynamic adds depth and complexity to the narrative and pushes the series far beyond expected comedy. See for yourself in this behind-the-scenes video (and brace yourself for a unforgettable description of Brockmire’s genitals)…

Want more about Amanda Peet? She’s all over the place, and has even penned a recent self-reflective piece in the New York Times.

And of course you can watch the Jim-Jules relationship hysterically unfold in new episodes of Brockmire, every Wednesday at 10PM on IFC.

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Draught Pick

Sam Adams “Keeps It Brockmire”

All New Brockmire airs Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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From baseball to beer, Jim Brockmire calls ’em like he sees ’em.

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It’s no wonder at all, then, that Sam Adams would reach out to Brockmire to be their shockingly-honest (and inevitably short-term) new spokesperson. Unscripted and unrestrained, he’ll talk straight about Sam—and we’ll take his word. Check out this new testimonial for proof:

See more Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC, presented by Samuel Adams. Good f***** beer.

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